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#4301
13 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Lunatic. 
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#4302
7 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


The Dems have zero power to actually do anything. Why get in the way of your opponent fucking up?

I never think that. I do agree that they can't come up with any ideas, because of how they think. There's no scrap in them.

#4303
9 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

The Dems have zero power to actually do anything. Why get in the way of your opponent fucking up?

Assuming Republicans don't get rid of it, the filibuster is always an option in the Senate.

 

#4305
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

So name it for an Italian instead of Aztecs.

#4306
Just now, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

Didn't all these fucks vote for him because of the cost of eggs? where is the effort on nflation?

since he was elected it is has all been about, Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, Gulf of Mexico, etc.

#4307
Just now, yoladu said:

Didn't all these fucks vote for him because of the cost of eggs? where is the effort on nflation?

since he was elected it is has all been about, Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, Gulf of Mexico, etc.

donald trump smoke bomb GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

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#4308
Judge Aileen Cannon blocks special counsel Jack Smith from releasing his final report on federal investigations into President-elect Trumphttps://t.co/v85P7t7nX9

 

#4309

This thread is a good reminder to go set a trailing stop loss on my IRA and to move my oldest kid's 529 into the FDIC-insured option before the 20th. 

 

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#4310
 

Who gives a shit. Just release it. There are no rules; there are no laws.

#4311
22 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

“Freedom Fries” had its day in the sun too.  

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#4312
2 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Jim Bob Trump voter from backwoods of Alabama is going to have a real hard time digesting that foreigners can be MAGA...

Um.

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#4313
24 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

It really is like your crazy uncle on Facebook became PotUS...again.

#4314
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Um.

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White Anglospherians aren't "foreigners"!

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#4315
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Judge Aileen Cannon blocks special counsel Jack Smith from releasing his final report on federal investigations into President-elect Trumphttps://t.co/v85P7t7nX9

 

Cannon very clearly exceeding her jurisdiction once again to help Trump out.

#4319

Garland proved feckless protecting the Constitution, as an insurrectionist about to assume office, without the required supermajority of congressional votes, proves.

Release the report. Arm the citizenry with facts.

#4320
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

What are they going to do? Vote for the black democrats?

Only if SEC football coaches.

#4321

 

1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

Arm the citizenry with facts.

This citizenry? That's about as productive as giving a sloth a TI-89. 

#4322

I do hope he can make progress in getting ride of itchy heat

Trump: Gas heater is much less expensive, the heat is much better, it's a much better heat. As the expression goes, you don't itch. Does anybody have a heater where you go and you're scratching? That's what they want you to have. They don't want you to have gas

 

#4324
Q: Can you assure the world that as you try to get control of areas like Greenland or Panama you are not gonna use military or economic coercion?TRUMP: No. I can't assure you. I'm not going to commit to that. It might be that you'll have to do something.

 

#4325
19 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Cannon very clearly exceeding her jurisdiction once again to help Trump out.

Only needs to hold up for 13 days, and as we've repeatedly seen, it will work.  Biden just needs to step in and post it himself, with the cover note - "IMMUNE, BITCHES ...".

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#4326

I want to throw some very large bricks at every asshole that seriously thought Trump was the peace candidate.

#4327
31 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

This thread is a good reminder to go set a trailing stop loss on my IRA and to move my oldest kid's 529 into the FDIC-insured option before the 20th. 

 

Plenty of people have lost out on profits by trading based on politics. Be careful.

(I get the concept of a trailing stop loss, but that can trigger and then run up 20%.)

#4328
Trump: "It's called rain. It comes down from heaven. And they want to do no water comes out of the shower. It goes drip drip drip ... you can have all the water you want. It makes no difference."
Trump: "We're gonna try and have a policy where no windmills are being built."
Trump says he plans to use "economic force" to make Canada a state

 

#4329
13 hours ago, Captainant said:

We're gonna be running a "soft invasion" on our neighbors before long, gotta get our living space

 

12 hours ago, David Dennison said:

I think the Germans have a word for that.

I have been assured that there will be peace in our time.

#4330
52 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

So, he’s just officially setting up a military occupation of Greenland, Canada, and Mexico/Gulf at this point. His little Hitler is getting stiff. 

#4331
12 minutes ago, Gooby said:

I do hope he can make progress in getting ride of itchy heat

Trump: Gas heater is much less expensive, the heat is much better, it's a much better heat. As the expression goes, you don't itch. Does anybody have a heater where you go and you're scratching? That's what they want you to have. They don't want you to have gas

 

Who the fuck doesn’t like natural gas heat?

#4332

I was unaware his term had already started.

 

President Trump’s second term is off to a GREAT start.I’ll be introducing legislation ASAP to officially change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to its rightful name, the Gulf of America!

 

 

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#4334
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

 

 

the dumbest mother fuckers to ever walk this planet 

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#4335
2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

These people won. These people. By a lot.

 

only in his head 

#4336
40 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the point of tariffs against Mexico and Canada if we are just going to attack and annex them?

We’re gonna build a war. And mexico is gonna pay for it. With tariffs. And fiscal austerity.

#4340
1 hour ago, yoladu said:

Didn't all these fucks vote for him because of the cost of eggs? where is the effort on nflation?

since he was elected it is has all been about, Panama Canal, Greenland, Canada, Gulf of Mexico, etc.

He already threw in the towel on the inflation fight, because, you know, it's hard to lower prices once they go up (no shit, genius). 

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#4342
1 hour ago, Gooby said:

I do hope he can make progress in getting ride of itchy heat

Trump: Gas heater is much less expensive, the heat is much better, it's a much better heat. As the expression goes, you don't itch. Does anybody have a heater where you go and you're scratching? That's what they want you to have. They don't want you to have gas

 

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Bro.

Heat is heat. WTAF? Dude is a straight up moron. If you voted for this clown again, please set yourself on fire, right after you choke yourself on a bag of dicks.

 

#4343
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump: "It's called rain. It comes down from heaven. And they want to do no water comes out of the shower. It goes drip drip drip ... you can have all the water you want. It makes no difference."
Trump: "We're gonna try and have a policy where no windmills are being built."
Trump says he plans to use "economic force" to make Canada a state

 

So, one state  .......................................  that's larger than all the rest of the states combined. How many electoral votes would they get under his plan? One?

#4344
11 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Shooting Terry Crews GIF by Idiocracy

He listened to the smart guy.  President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho >>>>> Trump

#4345
4 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Jim Bob Trump voter from backwoods of Alabama is going to have a real hard time digesting that foreigners can be MAGA...

They'll digest whatever their orange god tells them. 

#4347
5 minutes ago, wood said:

So, one state  .......................................  that's larger than all the rest of the states combined. How many electoral votes would they get under his plan? One?

It would instantly become the most populous state- just a little greater than California.  

#4348
Alright which Texas ice cream should I have Ted bring when the Buckeyes win? https://t.co/skyZ88MDsK

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#4349

The reality is that if it was really an actual, fully formed idea, Trump would be proposing ten new states, as he'd need to get the most out of the lesser populated provenances.  

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