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#4351
8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
Alright which Texas ice cream should I have Ted bring when the Buckeyes win? https://t.co/skyZ88MDsK

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit GIF by chuber channel

The one that has listeria in it?

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#4352
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

I can’t believe we went back to this shit

Trump: "We're going to be changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America."(He's serious.)

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#4353
9 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

The reality is that if it was really an actual, fully formed idea, Trump would be proposing ten new states, as he'd need to get the most out of the lesser populated provenances.  

Concept of an idea

#4355

In case yall had forgotten Brisketexan’s rules for the new era:

1) it only gets worse, and

2) there is no bottom.

We are in a timeline dumber than you can possibly imagine.  No, even dumber than that.  Just distractions, trolling, and idiocy, with a side of billionaire fellating.

This is exactly what our resident Trumpkins want.  Because yes, they are that pathetic.

#4356
4 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Why would a Texan want Ohio beer and food?

Trick question.  Cruz isn't a Texan. You know he loves him some skyline chili.

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#4357
20 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:
Alright which Texas ice cream should I have Ted bring when the Buckeyes win? https://t.co/skyZ88MDsK

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit GIF by chuber channel

 

if those two fucks are there you know who will be there in a burnt orange fishing shirt ...

 

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#4358
2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

move my oldest kid's 529 into the FDIC-insured option before the 20th. 

 

if the FDIC survives the Trump administration..

#4360

So they are going to actually steal a seat?

#BREAKING: North Carolina Supreme Court blocks certification of the Supreme Court election, will hear Jefferson Griffin's protest later this month. #ncpol #Election2024

 

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#4361
13 minutes ago, pacman said:

if the FDIC survives the Trump administration..

 

thats 1000% gone 

hello another savings and loans failure 

#4362
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So they are going to actually steal a seat?

#BREAKING: North Carolina Supreme Court blocks certification of the Supreme Court election, will hear Jefferson Griffin's protest later this month. #ncpol #Election2024

 

 

Sure, why not.

 

 

 

 

 

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#4363
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So they are going to actually steal a seat?

#BREAKING: North Carolina Supreme Court blocks certification of the Supreme Court election, will hear Jefferson Griffin's protest later this month. #ncpol #Election2024

 

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#4364

Danish king changes royal coat of arms in apparent rebuke of Trump over Greenland row   https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/europe/trump-greenland-denmark-king-coat-arms-b2674586.html

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King Frederik has made a clear show of his intention to retain the territory within the kingdom of Denmark – and so continue to control its foreign and security policy – after US president-elect Donald Trump expressed his desire to buy Greenland for the US.

Previous royal coats of arms have shown three crowns, a representation of the Kalmar Union between Denmark, Norway and Sweden.

In the new version, the crowns have been replaced by a polar bear and ram, which symbolise Greenland and the Faroe Islands, in what appears to be a rebuke of Mr Trump’s desires to take control of the former. Previously, the ram and the polar bear have occupied smaller slots.

 

 

#4365

"We're going to rename Scotland ‘The Golf Of America’ and turn it to the biggest, best golf course the world has ever seen. Nobody's ever seen a whole-country golf course like this one. It’s gonna be amazing. Tremendous. The people there want it. They love America. They love Trump! MAKE SCOTLAND GREAT AGAIN!"

#4366
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Release the report. Arm the citizenry with facts.

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#4367

It was so nice the past month or so when I could check out of politics a little and live in denial. But I guess that’s over now. Fuck this fucking country 

#4369
46 minutes ago, pacman said:

if the FDIC survives the Trump administration..

One of the highlights of the next 12 months is going be Trump completely breaking the economy and all the Fox News State Media folks blaming it on the mess Biden left for Trump, with zero wars to pay for, inflation back down, unemployment pretty good, GDP growth good, and two straight 20+% years for the S&P.

I mean, what was Trump supposed to do in 2025??  He probably deserves the Nobel Prize for Economics for minimizing the damage Joe Biden did.  Etc.

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#4370

He's lost his goddamned fucking mind. I'm sure the resident trump fucks are just giddy as fuck. "Gulf of 'murica, yay!" Braindead morons.

#4371
3 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

So name it for an Italian instead of Aztecs.

I wonder how many Americans have a clue as to what you're talking about.

#4372
28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He's lost his goddamned fucking mind. I'm sure the resident trump fucks are just giddy as fuck. "Gulf of 'murica, yay!" Braindead morons.

They are. Go read texags if you dare. They fucking LOVE it

#4373
45 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

It was so nice the past month or so when I could check out of politics a little and live in denial. But I guess that’s over now. Fuck this fucking country 

Back to the daily hellscape we go. 

#4374
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

I was unaware his term had already started.

 

President Trump’s second term is off to a GREAT start.I’ll be introducing legislation ASAP to officially change the name of the Gulf of Mexico to its rightful name, the Gulf of America!

 

 

Gump couldn’t find the Gulf on a map. 

#4375

Great, so we're going to be like the Argies.  Islas Malvinas, like Fetch and Gulf of America, is not happening.

#4376

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Anyone told dotard jr that all that white powder all over greenland isn’t the same stuff that he does in his free time?

#4377

Jeez, Trump hasn't even gotten into office yet and already doing all sorts of batshit crazy stuff. 

#4379
16 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Great, so we're going to be like the Argies.  Islas Malvinas, like Fetch and Gulf of America, is not happening.

Do they actually think that a passed resolution by us Congress would be binding, other than in our schools?

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#4380
Trump supporter crashes his car while speeding in the snow, screaming about Trump, and blasting "maga music". He was livestreaming WHILE DRIVING 💀
Trump: People really don't even know if Denmark has any legal right to [Greenland]. But if they do, they should he give it up because we need it for national security.

 

#4381
8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Do they actually think that a passed resolution by us Congress would be binding, other than in our schools?

 

Shit’s about to get real

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#4382
21 minutes ago, GenXer said:

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Anyone told dotard jr that all that white powder all over greenland isn’t the same stuff that he does in his free time?

I assume clubbing seals and shooting polar bear cubs. That’s the shit that gets MAGA big men super hard. 

#4384
We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this Deal?
Watch the entire video This is every interaction from start to finish with no edits Watch it before you “but maybe”

 

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#4385
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

I wonder how many Americans have a clue as to what you're talking about.

My dad and grandad were electricians, but it's not my job to flip light switches for people.

#4386
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

They are. Go read texags if you dare. They fucking LOVE it

This must hit so hard if you’re stupid https://t.co/e3F7aHKTU2

 

#4387

Looking like we are gonna roleplay as the Axis this time around?

#4388

"Because we said so"  is totally going to work.  I'll start calling it the Gulf of America as soon as Trump can point out the "Arabian Gulf" on a map. 

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#4391
16 minutes ago, wood said:
We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this Deal?
Watch the entire video This is every interaction from start to finish with no edits Watch it before you “but maybe”

 

We sure dude isn't autistic or recovering from a stroke or something? He refused to look up for the picture and just ended up staring ahead blankly the whole time.  Even Bobby Boucher's dad on the far left seemed to get it ...

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#4392

I posted a video from election night in which he was just fine.  Old, for sure, but walking, hugging, shaking hands, and actively monitoring the room.

#4393
5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I'd like to know how he intends to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico.

Yeah, I was waiting for this to come up. It's not like we own it or can control what anyone calls it. So incredibly stupid ...

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#4394

He's just a racist old white man. Stop looking for an out for him, holy shit

#4396

Do you hear that, people? It's the sound of millions of razor blades scraping off Salt Life decals from truck windows in preparation for freshly minted Gulf of 'Murica vinyl. 

Get on the grift train while you can, print shop owners.

#4397
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:
Alright which Texas ice cream should I have Ted bring when the Buckeyes win? https://t.co/skyZ88MDsK

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit GIF by chuber channel

I bet that piss-faced cunt is going to be at the game.  
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#4398
“Back in 1867, Democratic President Harry Truman tried to buy Greenland”

 

#4399
5 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I bet that piss-faced cunt is going to be at the game.  
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Nope - He goes to Cancun when it’s cold. He’s probably going to start negotiations on this Gulf of America idea.

#4400
36 minutes ago, wood said:
We will stop talking about race when people stop doing things like this Deal?
Watch the entire video This is every interaction from start to finish with no edits Watch it before you “but maybe”

 

He is walking with a cane that is in his right hand and still has the Bible in his left hand when VP Harris reaches to shake his hand.  That said... he still conducted himself like an ass in this scenario by refusing to show the slightest bit of common courtesy throughout the interaction.  Wouldn't surprise me if he rarely uses the cane and chose to use it today to have an excuse to avoid the handshake.

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