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#5501
On 1/20/2025 at 10:50 AM, Vegas64 said:

Luckily the CFO is at Davos to figure it all out!

Better there than the inauguration 

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#5502
6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Sergeant Gonell @sergeantaqgo.bsky.social sent me this picture. This is his call log. Each call is an automated Dept of "Justice" notification saying "The defendant you testified against is being released from the dept of corrections." Each defendant assaulted him.

 

 

Seems like sarge Gonell gets his ass kicked a lot.

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#5503
9 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Were it not for the fact that the executive order is prospective only, virtually nobody in America would be able to provide proof of their citizenship under this standard. There are no official documents that answer whether your parents were in America legally when you were born.  

And a bunch of Democrats just signed on to a bill that would empower every cop in the fucking country to indefinitely detain anyone who couldn't prove their citizenship.

Well, not anyone.

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#5504
10 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Seems like sarge Gonell gets his ass kicked a lot.

Wouldn’t take much in that environment.

#5505
21 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Were it not for the fact that the executive order is prospective only, virtually nobody in America would be able to provide proof of their citizenship under this standard. There are no official documents that answer whether your parents were in America legally when you were born.  

And a bunch of Democrats just signed on to a bill that would empower every cop in the fucking country to indefinitely detain anyone who couldn't prove their citizenship.

Sounds like a great way to round up dissidents 

#5507
33 minutes ago, Helobious said:

A… good friend of mine has a dad that was born in the United States to illegal immigrant parents in the 1960s. His mom was born in the US back then to (legal he thinks) Mexican immigrant parents. That friend was then born in the United States some years later of course. Is he still a citizen?

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#5508
President Trump has terminated the Secret Service detail protecting his former national security adviser John Bolton, who had faced threats from Iran https://t.co/C9VQ7HjjKo

 

#5509
1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:
President Trump has terminated the Secret Service detail protecting his former national security adviser John Bolton, who had faced threats from Iran https://t.co/C9VQ7HjjKo

 

What a petty cunt. 

#5511
10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

@bolverk @956 Worldwide

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump signed an executive order temporarily suspending all U.S. foreign assistance programs for 90 days pending reviews to determine whether they are aligned with his policy goals.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-foreign-aid-9f5336e84c45a6e782fa95f60a919f47

Go post that in the DT Russian invasion of Ukraine thread.

#5512
14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Go post that in the DT Russian invasion of Ukraine thread.

Nah. It will get there. I think this is going to be a lot more about humanitarian and other non-ukraine projects. These could impact reconstruction, but not Foreign Military Sales. USAID does not touch those.

 

#5513
3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Nah. It will get there. I think this is going to be a lot more about humanitarian and other non-ukraine projects. These could impact reconstruction, but not Foreign Military Sales. USAID does not touch those.

 

Yep, this goes under his Make Shithole Countries Shittier agenda.

#5514
2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Yep, this goes under his Make Shithole Countries Shittier agenda.

Nah man, this is not about US domestic programs... I kid.

But there is a definite impact on one group of US Industry. Farmers.

#5516
36 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

@bolverk @956 Worldwide

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump signed an executive order temporarily suspending all U.S. foreign assistance programs for 90 days pending reviews to determine whether they are aligned with his policy goals.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-foreign-aid-9f5336e84c45a6e782fa95f60a919f47

He just needs a little time to shake them down for bribes.

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#5517

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

#5519

Yesterday I walk up behind some maga hat freak at the store here in Kihei and the dude is talking the native Hawaiian cashiers ear off about trumps executive orders. Her eyes are obviously glazed over in disinterest. As he pays he hands her what looks like a $100 bill and says “keep it for yourself or give it to someone.” Hmm, maybe this guy is alright. I walk up and see that it’s a fake bill with Trumps face on it. She obviously tore it up. These people are sick.

#5520
10 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

r/facepalm - Fox, ladies and gentlemen!

 

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The dominant predator? You might even say a leopard.

#5521
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

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#5522
6 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yesterday I walk up behind some maga hat freak at the store here in Kihei and the dude is talking the native Hawaiian cashiers ear off about trumps executive orders. Her eyes are obviously glazed over in disinterest. As he pays he hands her what looks like a $100 bill and says “keep it for yourself or give it to someone.” Hmm, maybe this guy is alright. I walk up and see that it’s a fake bill with Trumps face on it. She obviously tore it up. These people are sick.

Just curious. Local or tourist?

Also, it’s a cult.

#5523
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

What a bunch of good looking intelligent people.

#5525
4 minutes ago, GenXer said:

Just curious. Local or tourist?

Also, it’s a cult.

His piece of shit rusted out minivan I saw him getting into suggests resident. Very white.

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#5526
16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

i was not expecting that message to hit me in the feels.

Sack, Icono, etc probably think she speaks blasphemy. that message was closer to what Jesus would say than any single thought any of those cretins have had in their lives. 

she'll probably be reassigned to a church in Alaska by end of week. 

gotdamn. 

11 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

What a bunch of good looking intelligent people.

the look on Trump and Vance's faces made my skin crawl. 

#5527
11 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yesterday I walk up behind some maga hat freak at the store here in Kihei and the dude is talking the native Hawaiian cashiers ear off about trumps executive orders. Her eyes are obviously glazed over in disinterest. As he pays he hands her what looks like a $100 bill and says “keep it for yourself or give it to someone.” Hmm, maybe this guy is alright. I walk up and see that it’s a fake bill with Trumps face on it. She obviously tore it up. These people are sick.

In my daily interactions, about 1 in 5 Republicans go full Trumpanzee. (yeah I know the rest probably think it.) When they do, it's like watching somebody drive a car over a cliff. There is no pause, no commas, no wondering "does this person maybe not agree with me?" Nope. Rattle rattle rattle crash boom bam.

Not as bad as peak George Wallace fans. Those fuckers were a higher level of violence and wouldn't FWD>FWD>FWD>, they'd flat just kick your ass. The meanest ones are dead.

#5528
23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

Both trump and vance look away in disdain, boredom, whatever you want to call it.

#5529
Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Both trump and vance look away in disdain, boredom, whatever you want to call it.

"Where is your God now?"

#5530
25 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

He just needs a little time to shake them down for bribes.

You mean recommend what new DC lobbyist and lawyer they retain.

#5531
9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i was not expecting that message to hit me in the feels.

Sack, Icono, etc probably think she speaks blasphemy. that message was closer to what Jesus would say than any single thought any of those cretins have had in their lives. 

she'll probably be reassigned to a church in Alaska by end of week. 

gotdamn. 

The clergy who preach at the National Cathedral are bad asses. Just awesome.

#5533
4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Where is Cersei Lannister when you need her? 

Fuck that. She'd join up with them. I want to see what Varys's little birds might do.

#5535
1 minute ago, SimonBolivar said:

Can we still call it a cult if it's the state religion?

 

 

What is a religion if not a cult with a large following?

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#5536
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is a religion if not a cult with a large following?

 

tax free cult 

#5537
President Trump allows ICE agents to make arrests in and near churches and schools using "common sense," a change from avoiding so-called sensitive areas https://t.co/D0lNhDtcIn

 

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#5538

 

The person giving this sermon should be added to the deportation list.

FREE SPEECH!

 

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#5539
4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they can reverse it any time

Not really. This is the culmination of several decades of policy choices.

#5540
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

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He’s not wrong. Our music is boring and our clergy tend to be too soft-spoken. Not super flexible about the beatitudes or what Jesus actually says we’re supposed to be doing, either. Even when it’s inconvenient.

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

Sack, Icono, etc probably think she speaks blasphemy. that message was closer to what Jesus would say than any single thought any of those cretins have had in their lives.

Ironically, Icono is an Episcopalian. Or was last I heard, at least.

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#5541
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

hopefully he doesn't end up in a jail cell. had this occurred in china, nk, or russia he'd already be dead ....

Wow. A bishop just called out Trump and Vance to their faces at church.“The vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. May I ask you to have mercy, Mr. President, on those whose children fear their parents will be taken away.”

 

I don't know about you, but all this Jesus-y stuff doesn't belong in Church.

#5543
17 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

Trump won’t like the photos.  No more funding of National Cathedral 

I bet they could scrounge up a few bucks to get by.

#5544
52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What is a religion if not a cult with a large following?

cult = leader is alive
religion = leader is dead

thanks for coming to my ted talk

#5546
7 hours ago, 'stache said:

 

Lol, they don't fucking care. He signed the dick and balls EO and the one to Fuck the Mexicans. That's all they really wanted.

They will care and cry about it.  Their non-olds DGAF though.

#5548
Dear media,Will you be covering the clearly exhausted 78 year old President or was that daily coverage reserved exclusively for Joe Biden?pic.twitter.com/8eRUoq3lNG

 

#5549
18 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
PARDONED: This disturbing video has always stuck with me. Albuquerque Head of Kingsport TN was sentenced to 90 months in prison for using a stolen riot shield to attack police officers. Thanks to President Trump, he will walk free.

 

What pisses me off was that the democratic candidates didn't use the video of the cop being crushed and play it over and over and link it to Trump.   

#5550
2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

@bolverk @956 Worldwide

WASHINGTON (AP) — President Donald Trump signed an executive order temporarily suspending all U.S. foreign assistance programs for 90 days pending reviews to determine whether they are aligned with his policy goals.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-foreign-aid-9f5336e84c45a6e782fa95f60a919f47

The EO specifies development assistance which is pretty precise.  USAID is going to get whacked but military aid should not.  Up in the air for economic assistance sent to Ukraine via the supplemental funding package. 

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