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#7551
15 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

Just got this from my wife. Round Rock, TX. My wife is of Asian descent, born in the US and raised by a white family, with an advanced medical degree. But she's the one who doesn't belong.

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  1. That sucks
  2. I hate to say this, but it's not surprising at all
  3. Wait till they take down Loving v Virginia... it's going to get worse, possibly much worse

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My wife was born in the US (not that it matters one fucking bit) and her family is from China so I know where you're coming from.

I've spent the weekend ruminating on just how fucking stupid and broken Americans are and just how fucked we are because of it.

Under his eye or whatever

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#7552
The US gets a massive amount of its fruit and vegetables from Mexico. To Make America Healthy Again, we will use tariffs to raise the price of those fruits and vegetables by 25%. by Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

 

 

#7556
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#7557

"And it will all be worth the price that must be paid."

Funny, I don't remember that line from the campaign. 

#7558
On 2/1/2025 at 12:38 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

it happens when the R led house, senate, and SC are fully on board 

Yeah, well, if a majority of the people ain't then you got a problem.

#7559
On 1/31/2025 at 11:15 PM, F250 said:

I don't mess with Gen-Z anymore, my girlfriend is a millennial. We went out for Italian food tonight and despite our decision not to discuss politics we ended up bitching about the insanity.

Long story short, I had spinach and gorginzola ravioli with a salad, had a mutual bitch fest about Trump then finished the evening with sex and drove home.

I see you mentioned the ravioli.

#7560
23 hours ago, pacman said:

Same battlecry as the anti-union crowd. "They raise your prices!"

Keep your voting base poor, so they can barely afford to exist. Maintain economic control over their mind.

Blame the entity that actually tries to protect them, or the one that does not affect them at all.

Meh.  Who needs all that shit?  Shit is for snowflakes.

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#7563

Congrats to the DFW area Trumpers that are watching Miriam Adelson destroy the Mavericks in real time. 

 

#7564
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
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Yet makes MAGA hats in China.

#7565

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I can't believe that it's only now occuring to me that his followers have actually found a way to make a virtue of dishonesty. 

#7568
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Im sure Elmo is doing this as a public good and expects no personal gain from it whatsoever.
#7569
22 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

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Deportation Barbie! 

How long until summary executions start at Gitmo of the "worst" criminals?

#7570
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

"And it will all be worth the price that must be paid."

Funny, I don't remember that line from the campaign. 

Elon Musk did say that we would suffer economically temporarily in...building whatever it is they are building. That was during the campaign.

#7571
14 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The job is so demanding she always has time to fix her make up.

 

So does Trump. 

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#7573

Even though all of this appears bad, it's good. 

America needs to get back to more practical and simplified trading. America will be closer to being great again when our currency can become nothing but celebrity crypto, animal pelts and smooth stones. Smaller markets can also use bits of strings and feathers. But not colorful, gay feathers. Only earth toned and brownish hued feathers will be used by true alphas. Gay feathers? Straight to jail. 

#7576
Breaking news: The White House has removed two top security officials at the U.S. Agency for International Development, the world’s largest provider of food assistance, after they refused to let representatives of Elon Musk access restricted spaces. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/02/02/usaid-trump-musk/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

 

#7577
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

"And it will all be worth the price that must be paid."

Funny, I don't remember that line from the campaign. 

But wut about muh ergs?

#7580

We live in the stupidest timeline. 80mn American’s voted for this fucking moron. The Mavericks are owned by Trump’s biggest donor and just made the worst trade in NBA history.
 

Fuck everything. 

#7581

Now hearing rumors that Musk is going to buy the Cowboys, change their name to the ProudBoys, then exit the NFL and turn them into a StarCraft Esports team. 

 

 

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#7583
7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The US gets a massive amount of its fruit and vegetables from Mexico. To Make America Healthy Again, we will use tariffs to raise the price of those fruits and vegetables by 25%. by Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

 

 

Good thing we’re also deporting all the cheap agricultural labor at home. 

#7584

well...everybody in future dystopias is thin bc of the whole no food thing, so that will be good, we could all afford to lose some weight 👍

 

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#7586

A lot of this is about two things: forcing people to accept unreality and then leaving them with no choice but to double down on Donald Trump. 
 

First, look at how Canada is being described.  You may remember Canada as a peaceful, chilly place nearly exactly like America.  You may even have evidence that Canadians and Americans have fought side by side for over a century.  You might think that the U.S.-Canada economic and security relationship is the envy of the world and that any nation would want to share a border with a country like Canada. 
 

But Trump has told you that you are wrong.  Canada is killing tens of thousands of Americans with fentanyl.  Or maybe it’s impoverishing you.  And maybe this horrible place is so awful that it also needs to be part of America. And half of America is accepting this revision of reality as it takes place, and not just half of America but very serious and powerful people.

 

And by looping them into his unreality, he makes them dependent on him.  Because they can’t go back to reality. They can’t back off of the odious things they’ve done and said and expect to remain serious and in power.  And they’ll become unwelcome any place but in DJT’s fantasyland and the few authoritarian hellscapes that share in já unreality. 

#7590
5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

How long until summary executions start at Gitmo of the "worst" criminals?

And televise it….

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#7592
Ottawa Senators crowd boos US national anthem at last night’s game.

Rightfully so.

We are the baddies now.

We are the shit hole country.
#7593

We’ve been the shithole country, unless you were a white, land owning male. Also, if you were a country with resources we wanted - here’s a little government coup. Weve been great at marketing to ourselves and now the shine has worn off.

#7594
13 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Rightfully so.

We are the baddies now.

We are the shit hole country.

We're the People of Walmart and the Carnival Cruise line of the world.  

#7595

The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org

#7596
11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The US gets a massive amount of its fruit and vegetables from Mexico. To Make America Healthy Again, we will use tariffs to raise the price of those fruits and vegetables by 25%. by Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

 

 

Hahahaha like Trump voters even know what the fuck a vegetable is. 

#7597

Paid $8.28 for a dozen organic eggs at HEB this afternoon. When the fuck are the promised cuts to my egg prices coming?

#7598
3 minutes ago, royiv said:

Paid $8.28 for a dozen organic eggs at HEB this afternoon. When the fuck are the promised cuts to my egg prices coming?

Right after he releases his grades and his taxes.

#7599
12 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Right after he releases his grades and his taxes.

And his healthcare plan.   And infrastructure week starts.

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