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#9402

Here’s a story about Kevin Hassett, Trump’s president of the National Economic Council, who said Sunday that chickens don’t fly and therefore didn’t spread avian flu easily.

First, here was his quote:
 

Kevin Hassett on Trump's avian flu plan: "What we need to do is have better ways w/ bio-security & medication & so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn't have to kill the chickens. To have a better, smarter, perimeter...they're killing chickens to stop the spread, but chickens don't really fly"

 


Now the fun story:

https://open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark/p/meet-kevin-hassett-conservatisms?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios

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1. My Kevin

Over the weekend the director of the president’s National Economic Council went on TV to share his thoughts about chickens and avian flu. It was . . . something.

That man is Kevin Hassett. I want to tell you two stories about Hassett, one tiny and one large, to illustrate what a silly man he is.

The point isn’t to clown on Hassett—the world is full of silly people—but rather to demonstrate how bankrupt the conservative intellectual world has become. Because no system based on any kind of merit would elevate a man like Hassett to the the heights he has reached.

I took Kevin Hassett to lunch once. It was 2007 and I was a thirtysomething writer at The Weekly Standard while Hassett was a fortysomething scholar at the American Enterprise Institute.

Hassett had published a piece about comic books in AEI’s in-house magazine, the American. He argued that comic books were an amazing investment that should be part of everyone’s portfolio.

This was a subject about which I happened to know a truly embarrassing amount. Enough to know that Hassett’s argument was ridiculous:

A savvy collector who purchased a first edition of a Fantastic Four comic book for 10 cents and kept it in pristine condition over the past 45 years could sell it today for $36,000. That comes to a compounded average annual return of 32 percent.

The Fantastic Four are not unique. Consider Justice League of America and The Avengers, two flagship superhero-group comics published, respectively, by DC Comics and Marvel Comics. According to data I gathered from The Overstreet Comic Book Price Guide, these comics—kept in mint condition—produced annual returns of 21 percent since their inception. Issues of The Amazing Spider-Man comics generated an average rate of return of 26 percent a year. An original 1939 edition of Superman #1 is currently valued at $335,000. In all, a random sample of comic books I constructed for this article returned a whopping 23 percent.

These data raise an important question: Why don’t sophisticated money managers and operating companies invest in comic books?

First, this question is not important. Second, Hassett’s premise was flawed: Certain key issues of comic books would have served as excellent investments if you had bought them for cover price and then preserved them for 50 years.1 But the fundamental problem with investing is that there’s no way to know what issues will turn out to be keys.

In order to get the big returns you’d need to have bought an entire index fund of comics—you’d have to buy every comic book.2 Because that would have been the only way to be sure you bought the issues that eventually saw big appreciation. Then you’d have to preserve many thousands of comics and store them (which costs money at scale). And because the capital outlays for this project would be significant, you’d have to figure out the opportunity cost. Would the resources spent buying and storing every comic book published for half a century have outperformed investing the same dollars in the S&P, or real estate, or whatever?

I could not believe that an economist could miss something so fundamental; the only explanation I could come up with was that Hassett didn’t know anything about comic books. I sent him a friendly email trying to explain his misapprehension and found him unmovable. He was convinced that he was right and that comic books were a great investment.

Thinking that something wasn’t translating over email, I invited him to lunch.

I forget where we met; some place not more than a couple blocks from 17th and M in Washington, where both the Standard and AEI were located at the time. When we sat down Hassett began talking, and kept talking, with little interruption. He talked primarily about how gifted his young son was at baseball.3

Eventually I brought up comic books and tried to explain to Hassett the flaw in his analysis: Sure, if you’d bought Amazing Fantasy #15 (the first appearance of Spider-Man) in August of 1962 and preserved it, then in 2007 it would have been worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. But you would have had to have known that Amazing Fantasy #15 would be the issue to get. And if you had bought all of the comics published in August 1962, then your returns would have been significantly smaller because most of those comics didn’t appreciate at anything close to the rate of AF #15.4

Your argument, I said to Hassett, amounted to: If you only pick stocks that go up, then stocks are a great investment.

Hassett was unmoved. Utterly and completely. It wasn’t that he didn’t understand me; it was that he didn’t want to understand. Invincible ignorance.

Walking back to the office I was amused that someone so daft could have ascended to such an august post at a prestigious think tank.

The amusement did not last.

 

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#9403
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Here’s a story about Kevin Hassett, Trump’s president of the National Economic Council, who said Sunday that chickens don’t fly and therefore didn’t spread avian flu easily.

First, here was his quote:
 

Kevin Hassett on Trump's avian flu plan: "What we need to do is have better ways w/ bio-security & medication & so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn't have to kill the chickens. To have a better, smarter, perimeter...they're killing chickens to stop the spread, but chickens don't really fly"

 


Now the fun story:

https://open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark/p/meet-kevin-hassett-conservatisms?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios

 

So now we need to build a wall for the chickens?

#9404
4 minutes ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

So now we need to build a wall for the chickens?

As a chicken owner I can verify that they indeed can fly. Not far, but they can get airborne. 

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#9406
36 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Here’s a story about Kevin Hassett, Trump’s president of the National Economic Council, who said Sunday that chickens don’t fly and therefore didn’t spread avian flu easily.

First, here was his quote:
 

Kevin Hassett on Trump's avian flu plan: "What we need to do is have better ways w/ bio-security & medication & so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn't have to kill the chickens. To have a better, smarter, perimeter...they're killing chickens to stop the spread, but chickens don't really fly"

 


Now the fun story:

https://open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark/p/meet-kevin-hassett-conservatisms?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios

 

 

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#9407
Food safety chief at the FDA quits saying Trump's mass layoffs make his job "fruitless" https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/fda-food-head-quits-trump

 

#9408
5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Food safety chief at the FDA quits saying Trump's mass layoffs make his job "fruitless" https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/fda-food-head-quits-trump

 

Make Food Poising Great Again!

#9409
46 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Here’s a story about Kevin Hassett, Trump’s president of the National Economic Council, who said Sunday that chickens don’t fly and therefore didn’t spread avian flu easily.

First, here was his quote:
 

Kevin Hassett on Trump's avian flu plan: "What we need to do is have better ways w/ bio-security & medication & so on to make sure that the perimeter doesn't have to kill the chickens. To have a better, smarter, perimeter...they're killing chickens to stop the spread, but chickens don't really fly"

 


Now the fun story:

https://open.substack.com/pub/thebulwark/p/meet-kevin-hassett-conservatisms?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios

 

"Better ways with bio-security and medication?"

That sounds an awful lot like "increased regulations and government overreach" and Doge should look into purging that wokehivemindvirus. #muhfreemarket #birdfluforall

#9410
22 hours ago, gernblansten said:

At first I thought "this isn't Trump's America, that's in Toronto". I keep forgetting Canada is the 51st State.

The flight was from MSP on an obviously USA carrier.

#9412

So RFK Jr has used his extensive knowledge from years of heroin abuse to determine that he needs to oversee the medication children and others are getting.    

#9413
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Food safety chief at the FDA quits saying Trump's mass layoffs make his job "fruitless" https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/fda-food-head-quits-trump

 

Jim Jones was in charge of food safety?  Better than Kool Aid safety I guess.

#9414

Somehow I missed this.  

Bankers everywhere are celebrating.

https://financialservices.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=409464

 

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Today, House Financial Service Committee Chairman French Hill (R-AR) and Senate Banking Committee Chairman Tim Scott (R-SC) introduced Congressional Review Act (CRA) resolutions to overturn the Biden Administration’s Consumer Financial Protection Bureau’s (CFPB) final rule capping overdraft fees at banks and credit unions. The committee leaders cited the rule’s impact on access to important financial services and reiterated that lawful and contractually agreed upon payment incentives promote financial discipline and responsibility. 

 

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Chairman Hill was joined on the resolution by Reps. Bill Huizenga (R-MI), Ann Wagner (R-MO), Andy Barr (R-KY), Roger Williams (R-TX), William Timmons (R-SC), Ralph Norman (R-SC), Dan Meuser (R-PA), Byron Donalds (R-FL), Andy Ogles (R-TN), Maria Salazar (R-FL), Troy Downing (R-MT), Mike Haridopolos (R-FL), Tim Moore (R-NC), and Glenn Grothman (R-WI). Senators Mike Crapo (R-ID), Roger Wicker (R-MS), Jim Risch (R-ID), Jerry Moran (R-KS), John Boozman (R-AR), Thom Tillis (R-NC), Kevin Cramer (R-ND), Cynthia Lummis (R-WY), Bill Hagerty (R-TN), Katie Boyd Britt (R-AL), and Pete Ricketts (R-NE) co-sponsored Chairman Scott's resolution.

 

 

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#9415
The Trump administration is weighing whether to destroy $500 million in stockpiled covid tests, @lenasun.bsky.social + Carolyn Johnson scoop. The effort comes after Trump rescinded a Biden executive order to ensure the nation would have ample covid tests on hand. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/02/18/trump-administration-covid-tests-stockpile/

 

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#9416
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:
The Trump administration is weighing whether to destroy $500 million in stockpiled covid tests, @lenasun.bsky.social + Carolyn Johnson scoop. The effort comes after Trump rescinded a Biden executive order to ensure the nation would have ample covid tests on hand. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/02/18/trump-administration-covid-tests-stockpile/

 

 

send them to the states 

#9417
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

send them to the states 

THATS SOCIALISM!  But sending them to Nivek so he could sell them back to people..... 

#9418
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
The Trump administration is weighing whether to destroy $500 million in stockpiled covid tests, @lenasun.bsky.social + Carolyn Johnson scoop. The effort comes after Trump rescinded a Biden executive order to ensure the nation would have ample covid tests on hand. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/02/18/trump-administration-covid-tests-stockpile/

 

He's going to burn them on the National Mall and declare Covid over.

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#9419

A Trump official just announced that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that ONLY the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is.”

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A Trump official just announced that Trump has signed an executive order claiming that ONLY the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is.”They are trying to start a constitutional crisis.pic.twitter.com/F9UPICJEg4

#9421
We are a full on Idiocracy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

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#9422

Where are all the folks telling us how this is good? 

I am just amazed I am lucky enough to live through the best times and now watch the fall of Rome. I always wondered what it would be like. Just a bunch of idiots rooting it on. 

Heil king trump!! Good luck people.

#9426
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Gen X: We are so fucked.

Also Gen X: Whatever.

Once shit gets really bad, and it is too late, people will start to whine and maybe write some sternly worded letters. We deserve this and it will be fun as hell. Get ready to find your own food supply! We aren't a coalition anymore. We are subjects.

#9427
6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Canadian immigration and citizenship applications must be off the fucking charts right now.

Italy is really tightening up their qualifications because they are getting so many requests. And that’s Italy. Not exactly free of right wingers over there. 

#9428
31 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
We are a full on Idiocracy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

I hope we all die. Fuck all of you that caused this. Fucking unbelievable. 

#9429
3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hope we all die. Fuck all of you that caused this. Fucking unbelievable. 

Hey man, that's the feature, not the bug. We elected idiots, we get to figure out why crops don't grow with brawndo!

#9430
3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
The Trump administration is weighing whether to destroy $500 million in stockpiled covid tests, @lenasun.bsky.social + Carolyn Johnson scoop. The effort comes after Trump rescinded a Biden executive order to ensure the nation would have ample covid tests on hand. https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/02/18/trump-administration-covid-tests-stockpile/

 

I’m all for this if destroying means shoving them up their ass 

#9433

Newest EO straight up says that the executive is responsible for interpreting the law

https://www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/2025/02/fact-sheet-president-donald-j-trump-reins-in-independent-agencies-to-restore-a-government-that-answers-to-the-american-people/

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The President and the Attorney General (subject to the President’s supervision and control) will interpret the law for the executive branch, instead of having separate agencies adopt conflicting interpretations.

I can't wait to see Roberts overturn Marbury v Madison to roll out the modern American version of the Enabling Act of 1933

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#9435
20 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The lack of blood and fire is such an indictment on our country.

We’re a summer time blood and fire country 

#9436
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

So wait a minute . . . the judiciary no longer has a say in what is and is not lawful?

Both the other branches of government are the 'Suggestions Branch' and the 'Other Suggestions Branch'

#9437

Cooooooome on job offer from Atlassian so I can get a work visa to Australia. 

#9438
44 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

The lack of blood and fire is such an indictment on our country.

We're all too fat to do anything.

#9439
37 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So wait a minute . . . the judiciary no longer has a say in what is and is not lawful?

I think that what that actually means is that expert agencies won't interpret their own enabling statutes, only POTUS and AG.

#9440
1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Where are all the folks telling us how this is good? 

I am just amazed I am lucky enough to live through the best times and now watch the fall of Rome. I always wondered what it would be like. Just a bunch of idiots rooting it on. 

Heil king trump!! Good luck people.

Literally no “keep it in the CR” poster will come in and defend this or 95% of the shit Trump does. They won and that’s all they truly care about. Thinking they’re rich enough to get a tax savings that matters, but don’t make anywhere near enough to matter. Thinking they are sticking it to “others” they don’t like, but pretending like it’s not self reflection on their own insecurities. 

#9441
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I hope we all die. Fuck all of you that caused this. Fucking unbelievable. 

It does look the best scenario for a clean do over.

Hopefully this time dogs are the ones who evolve and get their shot.

#9442
42 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So wait a minute . . . the judiciary no longer has a say in what is and is not lawful?

Having a judiciary is very inefficient.

Elon Musk joins Trump in Oval Office to back new executive orders on  government efficiency

#9443
We're all too fat to do anything.

And too busy. Until there is no work to get up and go to, no one is going to actually do anything. People live pay check to paycheck. They can’t miss work for some revolution. People aren’t poor enough. We don’t even have shanty towns yet.
#9444
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
We are a full on Idiocracy [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Hahaha holy shit. Its last weeks “nuclear stockpile advisors” fiasco all over again

#9445

I'm really enjoying that Congress is indeed just like us. They are bending over and taking it in the ass just like the rest of us. Even Ted Cruz is looking more like me!

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#9446
53 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So wait a minute . . . the judiciary no longer has a say in what is and is not lawful?

the courts are an easy obstacle to jump ...

 

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#9448

Trump is now “considering” 25% tariff on cars, semiconductors and pharmaceuticals. Honda and Toyota have responded saying they would shut down their lines and lay off all workers - affecting Tennessee, Kentucky, etc.

#9449
9 minutes ago, troph said:

This was written in December…. Similar to a YouTube video someone posted I can’t remember who. A chilling account of what was to come and what has already been done. Again written before Trump took office.

they truly believe they HAVE to dismantle everything and start over and that a dictator is the only way, but hey at least he will be conservative.

"Dark Gothic MAGA" by Blonde Politics?  Yeah, I just watched that.  It's a bit much to process and nothing that I can anticipate will be implemented in Trump's lifespan, but if the vision of these Tech Libertarians comes to light, the retard-right and the moderate-right will realize MAGA is a lie.  There aren't enough racist-rights yet to make a shit.

 

#9450
29 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:


And too busy. Until there is no work to get up and go to, no one is going to actually do anything. People live pay check to paycheck. They can’t miss work for some revolution. People aren’t poor enough. We don’t even have shanty towns yet.

People need to stop going to work if they really want to change anything.

But that won't happen because the middle class needs access to credit to survive.

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