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#14951
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

These law firm leaders and school presidents are the biggest, spineless wimps since 1930’s Germany. 


Harvard president to trump

 

Kill Count Boot Licker GIF by Dead Meat James
 

 

Here’s the email that Harvard University’s president, Alan Garber, sent to members of the Harvard community in response to this news. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

This is the most surprising shit to me. I truly don't understand it. Gutless worms. 

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#14952
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
I assume there were a bunch of slack jawed lickspittles just out of frame barking out “WHERE IS YOUR DRESS SUIT? SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 



Hey ... Kid Rock wore a suit. Why couldn't Zelensky?

#14954
On 3/27/2025 at 3:46 AM, Underdog said:

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That heifer was wearing a watch Rolex valued at 50k. She’s a true populist.

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#14956

Rogan had someone on explaining about the gay hairdresser who got swept up by ICE and Rogan keeps saying “that’s horrific, can’t we get him out or tell someone they made a mistake?” And the guest is like “bro, they would never admit that. They will just cover it up so…”

This is what you asked for dipshit.

#14960
wtf!^ no ability to bring him back? uh what?

It’s a lie. A complete lie.
The terms of our agreement with El Salvador absolutely allow us to repatriate a detainee.
If they do not, then the agreement is illegal in that we are sending people to be imprisoned in a separate country with no due process or means of correcting any error.
If what they are saying is true, they could absolutely 100% 1) send a non-criminal US citizen to a Salvadoran prison (so, any of y’all), and then 2) have no power to get him back. Of course, if true, the arrangement is unconstitutional as fuck.
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#14962
2 hours ago, Satchel said:

That heifer was wearing a watch Rolex valued at 50k. She’s a true populist.

 

but does she have the box and papers ??

#14963
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Trump on emissions standards for cars: "It doesn't mean a damn bit of difference to the environment. It doesn't matter."

 

 

Plus, it's got what plants crave.™

#14965
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


It’s a lie. A complete lie.
The terms of our agreement with El Salvador absolutely allow us to repatriate a detainee.
If they do not, then the agreement is illegal in that we are sending people to be imprisoned in a separate country with no due process or means of correcting any error.
If what they are saying is true, they could absolutely 100% 1) send a non-criminal US citizen to a Salvadoran prison (so, any of y’all), and then 2) have no power to get him back. Of course, if true, the arrangement is unconstitutional as fuck.

They’ll get him back like they reunited the children with their parents after separating them…..yea.

#14967
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ooops. Sorry. Administrative error!

 

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This can't be real life. I can't even imagine if that was someone I knew and cared about. Unbelievable. 

#14968
6 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I bet the Neanderthal's feet look much  more human than the other thing's. 

Was the excavation actually in Georgia's 14th District?

#14970
8 hours ago, Pancho said:

Rogan had someone on explaining about the gay hairdresser who got swept up by ICE and Rogan keeps saying “that’s horrific, can’t we get him out or tell someone they made a mistake?” And the guest is like “bro, they would never admit that. They will just cover it up so…”

This is what you asked for dipshit.

I haven't listened to Rogan speak since the last time I watched Fear Factor as a 12 year-old. Is he a hard-core Trumper who pretends to care occasionally, or just a total fucking idiot?

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#14971
I haven't listened to Rogan speak since the last time I watched Fear Factor as a 12 year-old. Is he a hard-core Trumper who pretends to care occasionally, or just a total fucking idiot?

Yes.
#14972
13 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I haven't listened to Rogan speak since the last time I watched Fear Factor as a 12 year-old. Is he a hard-core Trumper who pretends to care occasionally, or just a total fucking idiot?

He was a Bernie Bro who ended up having enough Trump-adjacent folks on his show that they convinced him to endorse Trump. He’s generally suckered in by whoever was most recently in front of him, as he “just asks questions”.

#14973

Corrupt cops investigating themselves. 
 

Remember last week, when the White House said an internal review was underway on the Signal chat scandal? Forget it: Seven days later, the White House announced that "the case has been closed." https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/was-quick-white-house-declares-case-closed-signal-chat-scandal-7-days-rcna199024

 

#14975
9 hours ago, staboner said:

wtf!^ no ability to bring him back? uh what?

My understanding is that he is a Salvadoran citizen and I’m unaware of any mechanism by which one country can demand another country hand over one of the second country’s citizens absent an extradition request— which doesn’t apply here. Even if the person was deported from the first country by mistake. 

#14977
Hearing from all corners of HHS this morning about a total bloodletting — firings of scientists, analysts and many more as delayed RIFs take effect. Many folks didn’t see early AM email and showed up, only to be turned away when badges didn’t work. Was sent this photo of long lines at one HHS site.

 

 

#14978
16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

What could  possibly go wrong.

 

Former FDA commissioner on LinkedIn:

 

 

True freedom is having more feces, not less, in our food.

#14979

Trump should put a huge statue in the middle of the Pentagon of the guy who killed Pat Tillman. The people who object to it will be outed as libtards and RINOs.

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#14980
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Hearing from all corners of HHS this morning about a total bloodletting — firings of scientists, analysts and many more as delayed RIFs take effect. Many folks didn’t see early AM email and showed up, only to be turned away when badges didn’t work. Was sent this photo of long lines at one HHS site.

 

 

We're deliberately returning to the 19th century. I fucking hate right wingers so much. Dumbest sons of bitches on earth. 

#14981
"America’s new guard are almost all white, all male, and mostly unqualified to lead the departments they are vandalizing. It's not just foreigners who are remaking plans. US scientists are looking abroad. Trump has given the world a giant poaching opportunity." My column. https://www.ft.com/content/510069b5-75e5-4f1d-b382-56217f3866bb

 

#14982

I hope this isn’t an April Fool’s thing, George.

It’s well known that I was on The Apprentice. We were all covered by NDAs at the time, but mine has now expired. And do I ever have some tea to spill. I’ll post it later today after consulting once again with my attorneys.
#14984

maybe this Trump guy is full of shit?  

 

First half of clip is Trump last month telling one of his favorite ‘Sir’ stories about his Joint Chiefs Chair nominee Dan Caine, which he has told hundreds of times. Second half of clip is Caine testifying today to the Senate that Trump lied.

 

#14988

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/01/trump-tariffs-liberation-day-lutnick-politics-00262869
 

Trade adviser Peter Navarro has never been shy about his affection for tariffs, but he’s a known quantity and isn’t seen as shaking anything up. By contrast, Lutnick is “a new voice at the table pushing crazy shit,” in the words of the person familiar with the situation. “I don’t know anyone that isn’t pissed off at him.”

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#14990

Obama’s first term was straight up. Dow/SPY bottomed like the day before Inauguration Day. 

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#14991
15 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Obama’s first term was straight up. Dow/SPY bottomed like the day before Inauguration Day. 

No, it bottomed on March 9, 2009. Between then and Inauguration Day 2013 the DJIA more than doubled. 

#14992
30 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/04/01/trump-tariffs-liberation-day-lutnick-politics-00262869
 

Trade adviser Peter Navarro has never been shy about his affection for tariffs, but he’s a known quantity and isn’t seen as shaking anything up. By contrast, Lutnick is “a new voice at the table pushing crazy shit,” in the words of the person familiar with the situation. “I don’t know anyone that isn’t pissed off at him.”

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Where are the dipshit magats with their mental gymnastics to defend this shit?

#14994
21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Does Trump term 1 look like Barry and Joe’s line?  What about Barry’s first term?

The DJIA gained 57% from 1/21/16-1/20/21

it gained 40% from 1/20/21-1/20/25

 

#14995
4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

The DJIA gained 57% from 1/21/16-1/20/21

it gained 40% from 1/20/21-1/20/25

 

Well the chart is first 200 days and s&p but I’ll make the leap that yes they were generally up around 10% same as those listed.  Certainly not down 10 after 50 days like the current admin. 

#14996
48 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

 

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fucking Socialists.

 

 

 

 

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#14998
10 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

IF you are not watching booker right now you should be.

He's doing something, which is more than most right now. And he's on fire 

#14999
Just now, Doc Sam Beckett said:

He's doing something, which is more than most right now. And he's on fire 

With eloquence.

#15000
IF you are not watching booker right now you should be.

Blah blah blah words. They don’t have the votes.
Unless he’s mobilizing mass strikes and crippling of US infrastructure and economy, it’s a waste of time.
Seriously, my pointless posts on this board are just as meaningful.
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