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#17401
2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I want the parade. It will be such a low class white trash affair, and I want the world to see it. Every American to see it.

Dotards mind on parade.

All of this. Spend billions. I don't give a fuck. Showcase what's become of our country to everyone who chooses to bury their heads in the sand about politics. 

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#17402

If we had the right military participants, they could roll down Pennsylvania Avenue and make a quick stop at 1600 to clear out the occupants

#17405
28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I want the parade. It will be such a low class white trash affair, and I want the world to see it. Every American to see it.

Dotards mind on parade.

 

I hope that Trump is wearing some kind of militaristic uniform that day.  Maybe even with some gold epaulattes and ribbons on his chest.

 

 

 

 

#17406

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN: Bring back teen moms, child marriage, and kids working in the mines.

Today, President Trump proposed eliminating the Teen Pregnancy Prevention program entirely. Medical experts in and out of government have credited the program for contributing to a 78 percent drop in teen births over the past few decades. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Fiscal-Year-2026-Discretionary-Budget-Request.pdf [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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#17407
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I hope that Trump is wearing some kind of militaristic uniform that day.  Maybe even with some gold epaulattes and ribbons on his chest.

Something like this:

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#17409
Just now, Francisco 2.0 said:

I hope that Trump is wearing some kind of militaristic uniform that day.  Maybe even with some gold epaulattes and ribbons on his chest.

 

Melania, if she shows up to his birthday parade, will be all over that.

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#17410
Just now, bolverk said:

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN: Bring back teen moms, child marriage, and kids working in the mines.

Today, President Trump proposed eliminating the Teen Pregnancy Prevention program entirely. Medical experts in and out of government have credited the program for contributing to a 78 percent drop in teen births over the past few decades. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Fiscal-Year-2026-Discretionary-Budget-Request.pdf [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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To be fair, children do yearn for the mines:

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#17412
2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN: Bring back teen moms, child marriage, and kids working in the mines.

Today, President Trump proposed eliminating the Teen Pregnancy Prevention program entirely. Medical experts in and out of government have credited the program for contributing to a 78 percent drop in teen births over the past few decades. https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/Fiscal-Year-2026-Discretionary-Budget-Request.pdf [contains quote post or other embedded content]

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Dads, Brothers, Uncles, Cousins everywhere fist pump to this news. 

#17414
32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

All of this. Spend billions. I don't give a fuck. Showcase what's become of our country to everyone who chooses to bury their heads in the sand about politics. 

 

Hell, let's pave over the national mall, knock over the Washington Monument and have a B-2 land during the parade.  

#17417
13 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

they give away medals like osu gives away helmet stickers

No they don’t. The helmet stickers are earned on the field. 

#17422
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Fucking embarrassing 

 

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Our society is no longer capable of differentiating that this is kind of amusing when say a sports team’s socials do this to another sports team, and not so much here. 
 

Context used to matter. Now it’s all WWE all the time. 

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#17424

Any institution that backs down to these bumble fucks deserves what happens to them. 
 

Governor Mills to Trump: "I'll see you in court" Trump: "Actually, no, lets settle." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#17425
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Any institution that backs down to these bumble fucks deserves what happens to them. 
 

Governor Mills to Trump: "I'll see you in court" Trump: "Actually, no, lets settle." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

Fucking.  This.

How hard is it to follow this simple advice? -- STAND UP TO BULLIES.

Why is that the advice? -- BECAUSE IT FUCKING WORKS.

#17426
21 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
We couldn’t afford to pay veterans $50k a year to be park rangers but we can afford this shit? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Maybe America can replicate the last Anwar Sadat parade. 

#17427
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fucking embarrassing 

 

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One for four. And is anyone arguing that Harris should currently be the President of the United States? You know, like Trump and his followers did after he lost.

#17428
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Fucking embarrassing 

 

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Keeping with the "every accusation is a confession" theory, the real "virus" that has infected people in this country is the Troll Mind Virus. Fucking nihilists. 

#17430
4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Maybe America can replicate the last Anwar Sadat parade. 

Bad analogy. Sadat was assassinated by a religious fundamentalist for being a moderate who signed a peace deal. Trump would have to make peace with Iran for that to happen. 

#17431
10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Bad analogy. Sadat was assassinated by a religious fundamentalist for being a moderate who signed a peace deal. Trump would have to make peace with Iran for that to happen. 

Who gives a fuck about the why part?  I'm only interested in the end result.

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#17434

#PaulWeissed

 

JUST IN: Judge HOWELL rules forcefully in favor of Perkins Coie against Trump's punitive executive order, comparing him to a Shakespearean character who famously called to "kill all the lawyers" in order to amass power. https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2025cv0716-185


 

Howell drips with disdain for the firms who capitulated to the White House and says of those who resisted "will be the models lauded when this period of American history is written." https://ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show_public_doc?2025cv0716-185

 

#17435
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

I hope that Trump is wearing some kind of militaristic uniform that day.  Maybe even with some gold epaulattes and ribbons on his chest.

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@Firemans4Horn I love how she cites exactly where to find that quote.

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#17437
5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Do we even do American Military parades like this? I know we love our 4th of July parades but I don't really remember us doing something like what France does for Bastille Day when they parade all their tanks and whatever.

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So it seems really creepy and un-American.

 

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#17441
3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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The cruel, dishonest villification of those of color who come to America then work hard to send money to their families back home. I've said for years that I don't know the solution to the immigrant problem (I've lately joined those having a problem finding any problem with it), but I know making these people out to be evil is wicked in itself. It's just the latest version of the national past time of hate. It's not worse than many others born here face.

I've just worked with so many of these people over the decades. Just about everyone was probable a better person than I am.

Just another obvious wickedness of our evolving evil empire. Sickening.

#17444
3 hours ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

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I want him to make the Soldiers march like this.  

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#17446
11 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Cutting social programs in the name of efficiency, then this parade shit.

He's taking a big shit on all of us and laughing about it.

 

 

You're speaking my language, amigo. The White House tweet or whatever it was represents a defiling of the symbol the White House has long been. He hides in there as he swats at some enemies and tries to get others killed. He's a thing that occupies that house like a tapeworm settles in the intestine. I'd give up that symbol in a second to halt this obscene juggernaut.

I believe that reflects your comment about the mall and landing B-2s there. They should tear down Washington's monument. Nothing connected with that man should be near anything connected to this non-man revered by the dupes as some sort of heroic figure.

#17447
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Fucking embarrassing 

 

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What the fuck are we even doing right now? How can anyone not be embarrassed by this. An absolute clown show.

#17448
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who gives a fuck about the why part?  I'm only interested in the end result.

Then we want the Gadaffi end result. Bayonets up the asshole. Literally, not just figuratively. 

#17450
On 4/30/2025 at 9:49 AM, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Remember in Trump's America we (the people who post here) still have lots to be grateful for.  We just have to not let that awareness not lead to complacency or just cynicism and we need to channel it into whatever action we can muster on behalf of those in this country (and out) who are victims of the chaos. 

Message more for me than you, I reckon.

There are a lot of people waiting for someone else to rescue America.  By the time they realize they need to actually do something, contribute, run, vote, it will be too late.

On 4/30/2025 at 9:55 PM, TexArcher said:

I had to Google it, too, and now I'm getting all sorts of GOP fundraising emails and invites to join the NRA.

Surprised you haven't been invited to join one of your local Mega Churches.  

On 5/1/2025 at 8:38 AM, chainsaw said:

There's a house with a Trump flag near a convenience store I like to use. Today the Trump flag was gone. Replaced with a Jesus flag. This nation really is full of rubes, just waiting to be conned. I was amused. Those falling approval numbers aren't a fluke.

They think Trump was sent by God, so they wave that shit because who can argue with God?

On 5/1/2025 at 8:32 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

I don’t know where this goes but legacy media has completely missed the mark for 10+ years now. 
 

NPR Morning Edition had Steve Bannon on yesterday, and PBS News Hour has Chris Rufo on right now. What the fuck is wrong with you??? What possible reason is there to platform these lying assholes???

 

They are trying to save their platforms?

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