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#17602

are those last two real??

i mean it's totally not surprising if they are, but it's truly impossible to tell 🤨

#17603

Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?

#17607
35 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?

Paris, TX & London, KY will do in a pinch. 

#17608
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Maybe these idiots can overplay their hand. Seems Noem is worried enough about repercussions that she made the point above. I really hope that means she's been legally advised that she could get in trouble for such an obvious misuse of government assets.

The demonstrations. The townhall meetings. The clumsy, heavy-handed brutality of the destruction of people and the republic. Who knows? Maybe there is still a glimmer of hope to get enough Americans awake. 

I remain as emotionally detached as I can. The Trump flags still proudly fly on the ranch road where I live.

I didn't want to do it. Trump made me do it.

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#17610
46 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff? So if the plot has the characters traveling to London or Paris or Barcelona, they can't film there without paying a fine?

I’m 100% confident that he has no idea what he’s talking about. 

#17611

He can't quit talking about dolls.

 

Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."

 

 

 

#17614

Ok, I'm just reading between the lines here. He wants Alcatraz to be reopened, and he wants more American movies. Someone call Nic Cage; the President wants to watch The Rock 2. Maybe the first time I've ever been eye to eye with Trump.

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#17617
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

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Meanwhile, the bar at Musso and Frank's is 3 deep, standing room only. 

#17619
54 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can't quit talking about dolls.

 

Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."

 

 

 

And do we need to spoil our spawn with a buttery cut of mutton on Christmas day? Would not a stick suffice? 

#17622

Are we at threat of being attacked by a known or unknown foe?   Because it seems like we are reading comic books in the alley as a nation while the real (and dangerous, and Anti- American) world is collectively saying WTF. 

#17623
11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Real headlines about the President of the United States. Happening right in front of us. (via @parkermolloy.com)

 

 

What happened to all those constitutional conservatives? https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-asked-uphold-constitution-says-dont-know-rcna204580

 

 

Uhhh

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."\

It's the WHOLE FUCKING OATH.

Also to address later insanity.  Does this dipshit realize at its height Alcatraz housed 312 inmates.  I was there last summer, it's small.

#17624
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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We should all be laughing our asses off, but unfortunately we don't have anyone around that will tell him "Hey. I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the phrase 'national security threat' and expect anything to happen."

#17626
5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I love the people that defend this shit by saying he’s doing it to “troll the libs” like that makes it any more presidential and less embarrassing 

People who defend this shit don't want him to be presidential and can't be embarrassed.

People who defend this shit defend this shit. 

#17627
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can't quit talking about dolls.

 

Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."

 

 

 

This just illustrates how in touch Trump is with America.

I fondly remember my sisters on Christmas day opening 12 gift wrapped dolls from Santa. What's in your stocking there? 8 more dolls???!!!! Wow!

Time to go over Aunt Norma's.

Goddam 17 more fucking dolls!

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#17628
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Paris, TX & London, KY will do in a pinch. 

 

film dune 3 in the odessa sand dunes 

#17631
30 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Uhhh

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."\

It's the WHOLE FUCKING OATH.

Also to address later insanity.  Does this dipshit realize at its height Alcatraz housed 312 inmates.  I was there last summer, it's small.

Just enough space for members of Congress and the Supreme Court that defy him.

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#17632
36 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Uhhh

"I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."\

It's the WHOLE FUCKING OATH.

Also to address later insanity.  Does this dipshit realize at its height Alcatraz housed 312 inmates.  I was there last summer, it's small.

 

his lawyers tell him a different story 

#17634

I just visited Alcatraz for the first time last summer, so this hits close to home.

I also imagine it would be more cost effective to renovate and expand a 175 year old stone prison built on a rock in the middle of a bay in the most expensive city in America than it would be to (for instance) expand some federal prison in Bumfuck, Mississippi.

#17636
Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I just visited Alcatraz for the first time last summer, so this hits close to home.

I also imagine it would be more cost effective to renovate and expand a 175 year old stone prison built on a rock in the middle of a bay in the most expensive city in America than it would be to (for instance) expand some federal prison in Bumfuck, Mississippi.

There are times that fool from queens just makes me guffaw, and this is one of them. Anyone who has done the basic tour of Alcatraz can tell you it would take billions to make it even a passable functional prison. 
 

Every once in a while the old Trump who was terrible but could troll with the best of them still comes out. The problem now is he’s surrounded by sycophants and by next week this will become a real thing.

#17638
10 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

Clearly he just watched The Rock at the WH theater.

For the record, Ed Harris wasn’t wrong and just wanted the benefits he was promised.

#17639
I love the people that defend this shit by saying he’s doing it to “troll the libs” like that makes it any more presidential and less embarrassing 

Agreed, because when I vote for a president and think about the qualities I want in a leader of our country, what is really important to me is a guy who can spew a bunch of ridiculous bullshit online to troll people who are different than me. I know we ban trolls here for being trolls, but trolling from the Oval Office is a actually great quality to have in the leader of the free world.
#17642
1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

how fucking many eggs yall eating that you give a shit

Is there a particular amount of eggs one must eat to give a shit about Alcatraz?

#17643

Personally I’d like my Alcatraz cell mate to abstain from eggs. Conversely I’d eat more as a defense mechanism.

#17644
Heading into mid-May and they still haven’t passed a budget or tax bill, but House Republicans are laser-focused on the things that really matter.

 

 

#17645
11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He can't quit talking about dolls.

 

Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."

 

 

 

I'd like to see a reporter bring up baseball bats and gloves for boys. While there are still company HQ in the US, some of the larger companies manufacture overseas. Marucci (save wooden bats) are produced in China as is Easton. Some companies like Wilson and Rawlings claim they manufacture all gloves in the US and some internet sources say that as well, a company rep for Rawlings admitted it's Taiwan. While having 37 bats (vs 37 dolls) is highly unlikely, a bat is much more expensive....

Or shoes. Children outgrow shoes at a great rate and wearing flip flops in winter may be a Texas thing, but that's frostbite in South Dakota.

#17646
1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I'd like to see a reporter bring up baseball bats and gloves for boys. While there are still company HQ in the US, some of the larger companies manufacture overseas. Marucci (save wooden bats) are produced in China as is Easton. Some companies like Wilson and Rawlings claim they manufacture all gloves in the US and some internet sources say that as well, a company rep for Rawlings admitted it's Taiwan. While having 37 bats (vs 37 dolls) is highly unlikely, a bat is much more expensive....

Or shoes. Children outgrow shoes at a great rate and wearing flip flops in winter may be a Texas thing, but that's frostbite in South Dakota.

The only gloves manufactured in the US are super-high end gloves costing $300 +++.  You can go straight up Nokona and make that $600.

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#17647

I didn't watch the entire interview, and perhaps it's unintentional but he's been 'looping' the schtick about girls and it rankles. Perhaps because the cult supports the misogyny and that part is personal for me, but listening to one of the most materialistic human beings on the planet tell parents to suck it up when we know for many it won't be about dolls or pencils it will be about food and shelter is just gah....I can't.

#17648
12 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Wait...is he saying that every movie produced in the US needs to be 100% filmed in the US or be hit with a tariff?

Dammit. They gonna be prying the international films, kdramas and cdramas I watch outta my cold dead hands. Quite a bit of original work has been quite a joy to watch.

#17649
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Heading into mid-May and they still haven’t passed a budget or tax bill, but House Republicans are laser-focused on the things that really matter.

 

 

Does Mexico have a foreign legion? Asking for a disgusted friend.

Re: the dolls. (Thanks @Francisco 2.0)

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#17650
17 hours ago, Ted Lange said:
How stupid are you?A red lightsaber signifies an aggressive nature, a desire to control and dominate, and a lust for power. It is a symbol of the Sith, of the Empire.Rebels would never use a red lightsaber.


 

I cant believe any of this is real

 

And of course the dumbass puts out a AI pic of him with a red lightsaber

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