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#17751
53 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He's back on renaming Veteran's Day.

 

I’m pretty sure we took plenty of credit.

 

 

holy fuck that is some commie sounding bullshit

also... we don't get credit? clearly he's never been to Normandy 🙄

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#17752
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

He's back on renaming Veteran's Day.

 

I’m pretty sure we took plenty of credit.

 

 

Wait? So this is like International Chocolate Cake Day. We're naming a day, but no holiday. 

 

Thanks, I guess?

#17753
11 minutes ago, mchookem said:

holy fuck that is some commie sounding bullshit

also... we don't get credit? clearly he's never been to Normandy 🙄

No, because he skipped it like a little bitch because he didn’t want his hair getting wet. 

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#17754
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

Appropriate response for Harvard

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#17755
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

Lol at the idea that Harvard teaches its students to hate capitalism. Back in the day, we were force-fed such Marxist principles as the corporate duty to maximize shareholder profit and the tragedy of the commons. 

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#17756
1 hour ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

This absolutely insane letter is just begging for a response along the lines of the Cleveland Stadium Letter

edit: damnit @Surly Bevo

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#17757
52 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I can only imagine how upset Johnny Sack must be with this egregious lawfare 

The Sec’y of Rasslin’ obviously mean business.

#17758

Do you think Vince took dumps on Linda's head or did he just do that with the young ones? 

#17760
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

holy fuck that is some commie sounding bullshit

also... we don't get credit? clearly he's never been to Normandy 🙄

He went but could not leave the hotel because it was raining.

#17761
2 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

Pleas tell me this is from the Onion.

#17762

Midterms will go great

 

NEW: President Donald Trump directs the DOJ "to take all necessary action to help secure the release" of Tina Peters, calling her a "hostage." The former GOP elections clerk serving a nine-year sentence in Colorado for tampering with voting systems. #copolitics

 

#17763
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Midterms will go great

 

NEW: President Donald Trump directs the DOJ "to take all necessary action to help secure the release" of Tina Peters, calling her a "hostage." The former GOP elections clerk serving a nine-year sentence in Colorado for tampering with voting systems. #copolitics

 

This tweet and others like it have to be financially motivated. Like.... How much does it cost to have him tweet what you want? There is zero chance he gives two shits about her otherwise. 

#17764
Midterms will go great
 
 

They already have the elections rigged. Trump admitted it. It’s why they can all be so bold and go along with whatever Trump says. There is no hope at this point
#17766
5 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

Lol Trump himself wrote at least one paragraph of this trash. His random capitalism gives him away. 

#17767
2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

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Latinos for Trump in shambles

You know the US has become a shit hole of the highest order when a major celebrity, who is a citizen by birth, feels safer in Medellin, Colombia than anywhere in the US

#17768

 

On 5/3/2025 at 2:12 PM, Brisketexan said:


Ok, see…that’s one of the billion reasons I hate AI. The correct answer is “they couldn’t, because Neanderthals lived exclusively in the old world, and turkeys are from the new world/western hemisphere.” It can’t think more than one layer deep.

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#17769
4 hours ago, Hermanator said:

You know the US has become a shit hole of the highest order when a major celebrity, who is a citizen by birth, feels safer in Medellin, Colombia than anywhere in the US

Probably trying to protect his fanbase from potential ICE activity if he played US shows. 

 

 

 

 

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#17770
3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Probably trying to protect his fanbase from potential ICE activity if he played US shows. 

 

 

 

 

That sentence says it all about what we've become. 

In other news, flying in the US is starting to show the cracks of trump and Elon bullshit, and is it rapidly heading towards unsafe? 

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/newark-airport-not-safe-fly-214408442.html

 

 

#17772
38 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Now I’m wondering if I should just switch my flight to LGA instead of Newark here in a few weeks. Newark is a shit show but I feel in a few weeks every airport will be a shit show 

Yeah,  I don't have any plans to fly any time soon but getting on a plane seems....   Risky.

#17774
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Now I’m wondering if I should just switch my flight to LGA instead of Newark here in a few weeks. Newark is a shit show but I feel in a few weeks every airport will be a shit show 

I’m a JFK Truther- with the LIRR from Jamaica going to Grand Central it’s <1 hour gate to midtown no matter the traffic and weather. 

#17776

This is all going according to Elon's plan. DOGE helps break apart a weakened system and make it completely dysfunctional/dangerous. Oh, hey, I have the solution right here. Bing, bang, boom, Elon's ATC system is "bought" by the USGOVT to help "fix" a problem he partially created.

Live look at Newark ATC:

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#17777

The MAGAts are fuming in the replies.

 

Not a chance. You obviously don't know my father at all. Do some homework before you post about him. https://t.co/4HT5Ag5qgo

 

#17778
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Now I’m wondering if I should just switch my flight to LGA instead of Newark here in a few weeks. Newark is a shit show but I feel in a few weeks every airport will be a shit show 

Fly into Providence and take the train.

#17779
19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Roll the dice on what the Army does.

I think the enlisted ranks are full of MAGA.  It’s going to be up to the officer corps to contain the madness, and the purge of the ranks of generals has begun. 

#17782
1 hour ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

I think the enlisted ranks are full of MAGA.  It’s going to be up to the officer corps to contain the madness, and the purge of the ranks of generals has begun. 

No. Watch the upper NCO group. They will tell LT/Cpt what to do.

JFC, like none of you have studied Coup 101. Was taught by Professor Dulles.

 

#17783
18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Why would anyone think Frank Sinatra would be a Trump supporter?

They assume everyone who is white and doesn't have green hair supports Trump.

#17784

I find it sorta ironically funny that Trump was railing about American contributions to WW1 when he's meeting with the Canadian Prime Minister today.  I mean, they literally had to invent the Geneva Convention because the Canadians went full barbarian during WW1.  Battles of Vimy Ridge and Passchendaele out front should told ya. 

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#17787

Why haven’t the media reported about this? The MAGAts must have a short memory because it wasn’t that long ago that they were celebrating Judge Kascmaryk’s attempt to enjoin the FDA’s approval of mifepristone:

  • The No Rogue Rulings Act (H.R. 1526):
    This bill, authored by Rep. Issa, aims to restrict the scope of federal injunctions, particularly those issued by district court judges. 
     
  • Purpose:
    NORRA seeks to prevent a single district court judge from issuing nationwide injunctions that halt executive actions or challenge national policies. 
     
  • Rationale:
    Supporters argue that a single district court judge should not have the power to direct national policy. They believe that such power should be reserved for the democratically elected branches of government, Congress and the President. 
     
  • Impact:
    The bill would require a three-judge panel to issue a nationwide injunction in cases where two or more states in different judicial districts challenge an executive action. 
     
  • Potential for Stalemate:
    The bill is likely to face opposition in the Senate, where a Democratic filibuster could block it

 

#17788
18 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Literally insane

 

🚨🚨 Deranged letter from Education Secretary Linda McMahon to Harvard’s president, cutting off federal funding for any new grants. Worth reading in full. It is NUTS.

 

citing Harvard plagiarism scandals, and then quoting the great Harvard grad Bill Ackman is the chef's kiss.

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#17789
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate

And Friendship
For Everyone

#17791
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Why haven’t the media reported about this? The MAGAts must have a short memory because it wasn’t that long ago that they were celebrating Judge Kascmaryk’s attempt to enjoin the FDA’s approval of mifepristone:

 

  • The No Rogue Rulings Act (H.R. 1526):
    This bill, authored by Rep. Issa, aims to restrict the scope of federal injunctions, particularly those issued by district court judges. 
     
  • Purpose:
    NORRA seeks to prevent a single district court judge from issuing nationwide injunctions that halt executive actions or challenge national policies. 
     
  • Rationale:
    Supporters argue that a single district court judge should not have the power to direct national policy. They believe that such power should be reserved for the democratically elected branches of government, Congress and the President. 
     
  • Impact:
    The bill would require a three-judge panel to issue a nationwide injunction in cases where two or more states in different judicial districts challenge an executive action. 
     
  • Potential for Stalemate:
    The bill is likely to face opposition in the Senate, where a Democratic filibuster could block it

 

That's not a completey horrible idea.  It's probably better than SCOTUS ruling that a district judge can only bind the district, state, or Circuit in which s/he sits.

At one time, constitutional questions were almost always heard by a three-judge panel at the trial level.

#17795
3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:


 

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)

Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone

Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate

And Friendship
For Everyone

Greatest episode of comedy ever. I watch it several times a year and laugh my ass off without fail. 
 

 

#17796
20 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

He went but could not leave the hotel because it was raining.

If somebody had just sprayed water on him instead of a bullet he would have lost.

"My hair my hair, my make up; get me out of here- aaaaahhh."  Bald ass freak with runny makeup instead of the "fight like hell" photo.

Sigh

#17797
16 hours ago, Hermanator said:

You know the US has become a shit hole of the highest order when a major celebrity, who is a citizen by birth, feels safer in Medellin, Colombia than anywhere in the US

I feel much more safer in Many parts of Mexico than the US and I'm a white straight male.  Oh wait it's also safer in Mexico to be gay or female than the US.

#17798
13 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Greatest episode of comedy ever. I watch it several times a year and laugh my ass off without fail. 
 

 

You have to pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's hole.

#17799
1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

You have to pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boy's hole.

Frank, are you chewing gum? 

#17800
On 5/2/2025 at 2:29 PM, Valmy77 said:

Something like this:

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Sure Kevlar is great and all, but it's a lot cheaper to use scale mail. 

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