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#19502
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

This has to be a deepfake, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

I'm being completely serious when I say I watched that thinking it was fake. But the replies are treating it as if it is real. Also, she's in a cemetery. 

 

#19503
16 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

This has to be a deepfake, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

I’m not sure she even understands the problem. 

#19505
20 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

This has to be a deepfake, right? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

From the comments. 
 

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#19507
6 hours ago, safe sex said:

I know I'm tired of saying it, so I'm sure plenty of y'all are reading it, but just imagine if any Democratic president tried this..

Worse, imagine if it got out that a black president was considering a video PDB because reading is too hard. 

#19508
5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

User name checks out.

Also:  reading is for libtards.

Honestly this is kind of true.  His syntax and vocabulary are indicators that he doesn’t read. The people who vote for them don’t understand that this is what they sense, but they do sense it and identify with it. 

#19510
Ya dumb bitch
 
 

Spoiler: she’ll GAIN votes. Because being stupid and mean and ignorantly religious are the only qualities that matter anymore.
#19511
6 hours ago, Red Five said:

“The problem with Trump is that he doesn’t read,”

Really pretty obvious and explains so much.

#19513
39 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ya dumb bitch

 

Against all odds, Joni Ernst has made it worse

 

This even has at least one jump cut, so it’s an edited version.  

#19514

Hahaha, that’s awesome.  No fucks given.  I relish the rest of the GOP attempting to pattern their communication after Trump because that shit only works for him alone.  

#19515

I hope every question she is ever asked for the rest of her life is answered with "Who cares, we're all going to die someday". 

Like, even by her doctors. 

#19517
4 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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The fucking secret service agents stood him back up in the middle of the stage, right in front of the podium, in the exact same spot he was shot 10 seconds before. Just stood him straight up. In the same spot he was just shot. 

I choose to chalk that up to incompetence, but it really stretches believability. 

#19518

Nobody on this board will be surprised should it ever come out that the shooting was staged, nor if it ever came out the 2020 election returns were rigged. 

#19519

Not just the shooter that was killed. Though in this conspiracy, only the shooter was guaranteed to be killed, and everyone else was acceptable collateral damage. 

#19520
If Joe Biden posted something like this Hannity would be roused from his sleep to anchor special coverage. But Trump posts apeshit conspiracy theories and the mainstream press yawns. His craziness has been completely normalized. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#19522
7 hours ago, miguelito said:

This is true, but the terrorists are probably all just sitting back and laughing at us right now. 

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

#19523
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Nobody on this board will be surprised should it ever come out that the shooting was staged, nor if it ever came out the 2020 election returns were rigged. 

Yeah, man, I would be surprised. Let's not be dumb.

#19524
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

Nobody on this board will be surprised should it ever come out that the shooting was staged, nor if it ever came out the 2020 election returns were rigged. 

It should be required to be taught in history class in blue states

#19526
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Yeah, man, I would be surprised. Let's not be dumb.

I take you at your word. And I get the hesitation to emulate bad actors, and make accusations.
 

But, when I hear turnip accuse others of some act, I am not surprised when I learn he was projecting. Quite the opposite. And I absolutely believe turnip would commit to both actions, if he thought he could get away with them. Causing death? The count this term is three hundred thousand, already, and we just passed the four month mark.

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#19527
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

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That would seem to be a security nightmare. Not only the fox clods, but the production of a recorded video? 

23 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I take you at your word. And I get the hesitation to emulate bad actors, and make accusations.
 

But, when I hear turnip accuse others of some act, I am not surprised when I learn he was projecting. Quite the opposite. And I absolutely believe turnip would commit to both actions, if he thought he could get away with them. Causing death? The count this term is three hundred thousand, already, and we just passed the four month mark.

I think you meant 2024 election. 

#19528
15 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I take you at your word. And I get the hesitation to emulate bad actors, and make accusations.
 

But, when I hear turnip accuse others of some act, I am not surprised when I learn he was projecting. Quite the opposite. And I absolutely believe turnip would commit to both actions, if he thought he could get away with them. Causing death? The count this term is three hundred thousand, already, and we haven’t hit the four month mark.

The capacity to consider an act of deceit, treason, and conspiracy is entirely separate from the capacity to seamlessly pull it off. The dumbest, most incompetent, nakedly corrupt, self-serving people on the planet didn't pull off staging an assassination and stealing an election without a hitch. They won an election because people like those qualities about them.

Any conspiracy that requires more than 3 people--who are not bound by law to keep that secret--to keep quiet for an extended period of time without writing a book or showing up on CNN for personal profit is stupid. Point blank. 

#19529
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Nobody on this board will be surprised should it ever come out that the shooting was staged, nor if it ever came out the 2024 election returns were rigged. 

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#19531
40 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

The capacity to consider an act of deceit, treason, and conspiracy is entirely separate from the capacity to seamlessly pull it off. The dumbest, most incompetent, nakedly corrupt, self-serving people on the planet didn't pull off staging an assassination and stealing an election without a hitch. They won an election because people like those qualities about them.

Any conspiracy that requires more than 3 people--who are not bound by law to keep that secret--to keep quiet for an extended period of time without writing a book or showing up on CNN for personal profit is stupid. Point blank. 

Do you mean the folks that attacked our Capitol in an attempt to subvert the results of an election, and who got away with it, and who now run all three branches of government, and who are open about weaponizing our government against their enemies? Which insider is now an outsider, facing consequences, and looking for a book deal?

#19532
4 hours ago, C-Man said:

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If you want to inform someone with accurate information, a Fox News producer is the last person you should employ. 

#19533
4 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Do you mean the folks that attacked our Capitol in an attempt to subvert the results of an election, and who got away with it, and who now run all three branches of government, and who are open about weaponizing our government against their enemies? Which insider is now an outsider, facing consequences, and looking for a book deal?

That was all done out in the open. Not the same thing as staging a shooting or tampering with votes

#19534
58 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

That was all done out in the open. Not the same thing as staging a shooting or tampering with votes

This. None of this things were well-planned, meticulously executed, tightly-kept secrets.

#19535
1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

This. None of this things were well-planned, meticulously executed, tightly-kept secrets.

 

I don't believe it was rigged either.  But, if it were, we all know that Team GOP/MAGA would instantly come out and defend the operation, stating that it had to be done to "protect America" and "it was the only chance to restore this great country by staging an assassination attempt, no matter what the cost was".

 

 

 

#19539
10 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Yeah, man, I would be surprised. Let's not be dumb.

The only way it would be possible would be if the shooter was unaware of the plan.  Basically, recruit a rube who doesn't know he's about to be executed.  And, that presupposes his ammo was replaced with blanks without his knowledge and that Trump wore a squib.

It's incredibly far-fetched.

#19548
15 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Nobody on this board will be surprised should it ever come out that the shooting was staged, nor if it ever came out the 2020 election returns were rigged. 

Fah Sean Finegan GIF by Foil Arms and Hog

#19549
Just being governed by absolute unserious morons https://www.fox8live.com/2025/05/30/louisiana-lawmakers-push-chemtrail-ban-legislation-through-house/ Louisiana lawmakers push ‘chemtrail’ ban legislation through the House

 

 

 

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