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#20103

There is no way MTG would have been elected Student Council Secretary at my high school, and a significant subset of my classmates were FFA losers who are now happy they can wear their hoods in public.

#20104
4 hours ago, Captainant said:

 

Not kidding - restart your devices before going through customs if it's a concern for you. Cell phones will encrypt the device info within the secure enclave, and bitlocker or whatever other system encryption will kick in on your computer.

Absolutely absurd that's where we're at, but thankfully there's legally compliant ways to protect your own privacy

Customs and Border Protection can search your phone including going thru your social media. If you refuse to unlock it, the worse scenario for a citizen could be some hassle and confiscation of your phone. They can’t deny you entry to the US based on your refusal and they can’t arrest you for that lack of action. If you’re a non-citizen or other categories, they may tell you to return to the country you came from.

if I was a non-citizen, I wouldn’t leave the US unless I was prepared to never return.

#20105
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

Rooting for thunderstorms

🔺 EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstormsArmy spokesman tells The Times of safety fears as president hopes to mark 250 years of the US military with event in Washington on Saturday https://t.co/BdoeohufNv

 

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#20106
3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Customs and Border Protection can search your phone including going thru your social media. If you refuse to unlock it, the worse scenario for a citizen could be some hassle and confiscation of your phone. They can’t deny you entry to the US based on your refusal and they can’t arrest you for that lack of action. If you’re a non-citizen or other categories, they may tell you to return to the country you came from.

if I was a non-citizen, I wouldn’t leave the US unless I was prepared to never return.

A political Twitch streamer who is openly critical of Israel (and Trump, of course) recently returned from a trip to France and was detained for hours by DHS and questioned about his political beliefs. Insane on its face, but when he submitted a redress inquiry he found out that his Global Entry status was revoked and they never told him about it. Fortunately for him, he is a US citizen or he likely would have already been denied re-entry and perhaps deported to Turkey where he'd likely be imprisoned by the Erdogan regime.

#20107
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

The dumbest fucking people

 

U.S. senator is either so dumb that he doesn't understand the concept of "per capita," or is convinced that his followers are so dumb that they won't understand it and recognize how ridiculous his tweet is. It's not good either way.

 

I guarantee you tubby has zero concept of what per capita means... nor does the majority of his base. 

#20108
18 minutes ago, Brian Fantana said:

A political Twitch streamer who is openly critical of Israel (and Trump, of course) recently returned from a trip to France and was detained for hours by DHS and questioned about his political beliefs. Insane on its face, but when he submitted a redress inquiry he found out that his Global Entry status was revoked and they never told him about it. Fortunately for him, he is a US citizen or he likely would have already been denied re-entry and perhaps deported to Turkey where he'd likely be imprisoned by the Erdogan regime.

For some reason, it wouldn’t bother me to hear about the incarceration of a twitch streamer. 

#20110
20 hours ago, HenryJames said:
The Trump administration plans to get rid of all limits on climate-warming pollution from the nation's fossil fuel power plants. Fossil fuel interests hailed the proposal, which likely faces legal challenges from environmental groups. https://n.pr/3T8nMuV

 

We're about a month away from people smoking on airplanes again.

#20111
39 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

We're about a month away from people smoking on airplanes again.

When can I open carry on an airplane?  I need my freedum!

#20114
2 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

You’re right. He wouldn’t understand the metaphor and imagery

But it might blow his mind.

#20117
41 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

The plane is gonna crash anyway. Light em up!

Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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#20118

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Former Jan. 6 defendant Kyle Colton says Donald Trump's pardon also covers his child pornography charge because it stemmed from the J6 search warrant. https://t.co/gpcsDTPUAs

 

#20119
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Former Jan. 6 defendant Kyle Colton says Donald Trump's pardon also covers his child pornography charge because it stemmed from the J6 search warrant. https://t.co/gpcsDTPUAs

 

 

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#20120
6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Former Jan. 6 defendant Kyle Colton says Donald Trump's pardon also covers his child pornography charge because it stemmed from the J6 search warrant. https://t.co/gpcsDTPUAs

 

If Democrats had any balls, they’d run ads on this guy and the type of people that were actually pardoned. Rs accused good people of being pedophiles because they are transgender and actual pedophiles are getting off without penalty. 

#20121

to be fair the Democrats aren't running ads on anything bc everybody stopped giving them money bc that loser vibe

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#20122
3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

to be fair the Democrats aren't running ads on anything bc everybody stopped giving them money bc that loser vibe

And also the fact that democrats have proven they can’t translate their massive fundraising operation into more votes.  The non-stop never ending texting and emailing reeks of sleazy scam scheme.

#20123
22 minutes ago, mchookem said:

to be fair the Democrats aren't running ads on anything bc everybody stopped giving them money bc that loser vibe

 

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

And also the fact that democrats have proven they can’t translate their massive fundraising operation into more votes.  The non-stop never ending texting and emailing reeks of sleazy scam scheme.

Both of these. They will get nothing from me unless things change big time in the next three years. This is what America wanted. Now we reap it. 

#20124
52 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Former Jan. 6 defendant Kyle Colton says Donald Trump's pardon also covers his child pornography charge because it stemmed from the J6 search warrant. https://t.co/gpcsDTPUAs

 

Do note that that is from a Federal Defender's office, not some bizarro Trumpian lawyer.

Doubt it will work, but it might.

#20127
Customs and Border Protection can search your phone including going thru your social media. If you refuse to unlock it, the worse scenario for a citizen could be some hassle and confiscation of your phone. They can’t deny you entry to the US based on your refusal and they can’t arrest you for that lack of action. If you’re a non-citizen or other categories, they may tell you to return to the country you came from.
if I was a non-citizen, I wouldn’t leave the US unless I was prepared to never return.

Yep. I’ll probably have a short trip overseas later this year. My plan is the same that it always is: if they want to search my phone, nope. It has access to privileged client info, I can’t and won’t grant access (PW only, no biometric access). They will detain me and confiscate my phone.
1) fuck it, I’ve been delayed in airports plenty.
2) I can buy another phone.
3) the govt hassling me, a successful American with zero criminal record, would be a good story. I wish a motherfucker would.
#20128

I was on the fence about Trump, but heard him say this week that only 3 illegal immigrants made it across the border last month and they stopped 99.99999% of them.  What more could we ask for?  MAGA baby!!

What a fucking idiot.  Does he even understand the dribble that comes out of his mouth.

#20131
9 hours ago, Nuge said:

I'd want him to continue the parade in the rain and get obliterated by one of these.

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Given DOTARD's penchant for golf, I'd love to see him test the "not even God can hit a 1 iron" adage.

#20132
26 minutes ago, landman said:

I was on the fence about Trump, but heard him say this week that only 3 illegal immigrants made it across the border last month and they stopped 99.99999% of them. 

Got a link?  I'd like to see that.  If true, then I'd really like to know why there were no journalists quick enough on the trigger to ask "wow, we really stopped 29,999,997 illegals out of 30,000,000 in ONE MONTH???"

#20133

Doug Lewin on the House Bill and how it will cripple the economy and allow China to become an AI / Energy superpower

 

#20134

Trump pardoned a rioter for child porn among many other offenses. Also, here he is introducing and being endorsed by a man that's currently being sought for arrest for attempted murder.

 

#20136
NEW: Senate Republicans quietly stripped the provision from the House GOP's "big, beautiful bill" that would have allowed Trump to circumvent the courts and essentially serve as a king. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/senate-republicans-big-beautiful-bill-contempt-courts-trump_n_684b9b3be4b0c4fd78ff7f2e

 

#20139

OK, that's a completely different claim.  While I scoff at its veracity, 99.9% success rate implies they apprehended 2,997 and missed 3.

One question might be "how do you know only 3 persons evaded capture?"  That kinda implies 100% surveillance, which is obviously not happening.

Just more Trump bullshit.

 

#20141
2 hours ago, Bojack said:

Trump pardoned a rioter for child porn among many other offenses. Also, here he is introducing and being endorsed by a man that's currently being sought for arrest for attempted murder.

 

Murdered Mrs. Newsom’s pussy too tho right?

#20142
13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Yep. I’ll probably have a short trip overseas later this year. My plan is the same that it always is: if they want to search my phone, nope. It has access to privileged client info, I can’t and won’t grant access (PW only, no biometric access). They will detain me and confiscate my phone.
1) fuck it, I’ve been delayed in airports plenty.
2) I can buy another phone.
3) the govt hassling me, a successful American with zero criminal record, would be a good story. I wish a motherfucker would.

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#20148

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Nothing says Master Race quite like grey socks and tactical sandals, a sunburn, and orange soda. j

#20149
36 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

I hate this country now. Can’t believe I said that but it’s true.

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I’ve hated it since 2001. It’s not a bad place to be. The grass is greener. 

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