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#21551

 

The dollar is off to its worst start to a year in more than half a century, down over 10%.https://t.co/xm4EnH12oe

MAGA!

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#21553
Here he is, folks. The President of the United States selling his new men’s cologne for $199 and women’s perfume for $249.

 

#21554
1 hour ago, DaysOff said:


He is white trash. Most of this country is white trash, but he's in a special category.

Jerry Springer level white trash, to be precise.

#21555

A merry Christmas from him in June. 
 

anyway, now at least I’ll smell good when I flip my trump tie over my shoulder so I don’t get catsup on it while enjoying my trump steak and trump red wine, while in my comfortable trump high tops- before capturing this memory on my trump one phone and posting it to my truth account for cred. 

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#21557
29 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

The dollar is off to its worst start to a year in more than half a century, down over 10%.https://t.co/xm4EnH12oe

MAGA!

Just think of the increased money from tourism with all the people in Europe and Asia coming over and taking advantage of their increased spending power

#21558

Idea- have him be one of the sharks on shark tank next to his buddy Kevin and the qvc doll and I’d say Cuban but Donald is too chickenshit to do that so arod. 
 

and if he won’t do it as 1 of 4, let him be by himself on a golden throne.   I’d love to see what he says about the businesses, what he offers, the people that decide to pitch him and what they are selling.  Trump tank. 

#21560
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump wearing glasses

 

Goody gumdrops

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#21563
3 hours ago, tx ind said:

Fake news, he has no need for those as he doesn’t read

Press release in the near future:  I, President Donald j trump’s lifelong optometrist, can confirm that president trump has really great vision- much better vision than anyone else ever really. It is so good, in fact, that it has been compared to that big, beautiful bird the bald eagle. This extraordinary sense of vision makes others uncomfortable, so we have crafted special glasses to reduce president trump’s vision back to that of a mortal human person.  Thank you for your attention in this private medical matter. 
- Dr. Michael Michealson, MD. 

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#21564
44 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

The dollar is off to its worst start to a year in more than half a century, down over 10%.https://t.co/xm4EnH12oe

MAGA!

 

weak dollar = we ship out more product !!!!

#21565
NEW: Tucked inside the GOP mega-bill is an excise tax for solar and wind. And Republicans say they have no idea who put this provision in, or why. "I don't know where it came from," Senate Budget Chair Lindsey Graham, who released the bill, tells NBC News. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/megabill-mystery-new-solar-wind-tax-surprise-republican-senators-rcna216120

 

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#21566
Just now, HenryJames said:
NEW: Tucked inside the GOP mega-bill is an excise tax for solar and wind. And Republicans say they have no idea who put this provision in, or why. "I don't know where it came from," Senate Budget Chair Lindsey Graham, who released the bill, tells NBC News. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/megabill-mystery-new-solar-wind-tax-surprise-republican-senators-rcna216120

 

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#21567

saw an article that china installed 350 mw of solar / wind this last year, the us 60 mw

 

everyone will be paying more for electricity 

#21569
saw an article that china installed 350 mw of solar / wind this last year, the us 60 mw
 
everyone will be paying more for electricity 

Everything is coal these days.
#21573
4 hours ago, Pancho said:

I think a few of us could come up with something to slap Fat Boy’s name on it and get it to him to sell to his loser dumbass cult who would buy it just because it Fat Boy is selling it. 

 

Anyone up to make a couple of million right quick?

Just the dumbest group of Americans in our history. These people really bring the unintentional laughs. They go to sleep stupid and wake up dumber than they were the day before. 

#21575
Sooner or later, Trump accuses every immigrant of ripping off government benefits while threatening to send them back to the country they came from. Today it was Elon Musk.

 

 

#21578
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

I think a few of us could come up with something to slap Fat Boy’s name on it and get it to him to sell to his loser dumbass cult who would buy it just because it Fat Boy is selling it. 

 

Anyone up to make a couple of million right quick?

I have a shitload of invermectin paste leftover from the pandemic.

#21579
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Sooner or later, Trump accuses every immigrant of ripping off government benefits while threatening to send them back to the country they came from. Today it was Elon Musk.

 

 

Joe: "@bodil The guy from the "hear…" - Functional Café

#21581

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In a stunning reversal, the Senate voted 99-1 this morning to strip from Trump's big bill a 10-year moratorium on state-level AI regulations. Gift link to my story on how it happened and who's celebrating: wapo.st/3TOyiaG https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/07/01/ai-moratorium-big-beautiful-bill/

 

#21582
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I have a shitload of invermectin paste leftover from the pandemic.

Let's workshop this: Freedom Paste, Fight Fight Fight Paste, MEGA MAGA Paste, I Appreciate Your Attention to This Matter Paste

#21583
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Sooner or later, Trump accuses every immigrant of ripping off government benefits while threatening to send them back to the country they came from. Today it was Elon Musk.

 

 

Yep.

Trump Threatens to Deport Elon Musk by Using DOGE: ‘DOGE Is the Monster’ That Might ‘Eat Elon!’

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/trump-threatens-to-deport-elon-musk-by-using-doge-doge-is-the-monster-that-might-eat-elon/

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#21586
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

I have a shitload of invermectin paste leftover from the pandemic.

 

rfk jr needs to release this to the masses. it cures everything !

min, 4 hr boners !!!

#21587
25 minutes ago, Pancho said:
So let me get this straight…Under Pete Hegseth’s leadership, the Army is rolling out a policy that could kick out Black men for razor bumps

 

That is really fucked up. Good article that goes into the background/history of this for those who don't click Xitter links:
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/27/new-army-shaving-policy-will-allow-soldiers-skin-condition-affects-mostly-black-men-be-kicked-out.html

 

#21588
7 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That is really fucked up. Good article that goes into the background/history of this for those who don't click Xitter links:
https://www.military.com/daily-news/2025/06/27/new-army-shaving-policy-will-allow-soldiers-skin-condition-affects-mostly-black-men-be-kicked-out.html

 

Black people probably wouldn't like the military's inward turn to focusing on civilians.

#21591
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Let's workshop this: Freedom Paste, Fight Fight Fight Paste, MEGA MAGA Paste, I Appreciate Your Attention to This Matter Paste

Patriot pâté is a solid name, but for the fact that its target demographic would be scared of the name and couldn’t pronounce it. 
 

can we use the tubes as stock, and make small bite size balls of it, cover it in the shittiest chocolate we can find, and call them trump truffles?

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#21592
50 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Black people probably wouldn't like the military's inward turn to focusing on civilians.

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#21593
Yes, he’s completely insane. And he actually posted this.

 

#21594

 

Doocy: With Alliagator Alcatraz, is the idea that if some illegal immigrant escapes, they just get eaten by an alligator?Trump: I guess that’s the concept. Snakes are fast but alligators

 

The adults are back!

#21598

I love the part of Trump is Journey where he's playing drums but the AI got all confused and had him sitting off on the side of the kit:

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#21599

How does one view holding an elective office in Washington D.C.? 

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It's employment to feed your family and get great perks. It's like working at a big corporation where you put in your time eat the shit you must eat for the sake of your family and yourself.

The actual job description is to support the Constitution and act in the best interests of the nation and your constituency, but we all know that's all bullshit. 

 

This thread has been very depressing the last few pages. The buffoonery surrounding the actions of a hateful tyrant. Wearing baseball caps, selling perfume, name-calling, the president unleashes an army of masked thugs on persons of color whom he villifies at criminal with absolutely no evidence.

Ironically, it's depressing because it makes me want to laugh dismissively although I remain murderous. Maybe those ingredience combine for malaise and melancholy.

Oh well. Sort of a pointless post. Nothing fresh or amusing. Like our world at the moment.

#21600
18 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I love the part of Trump is Journey where he's playing drums but the AI got all confused and had him sitting off on the side of the kit:

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Well, AI gave him moobs but probably didn't make them big enough.

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