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#22401
11 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:
🚨BREAKING: Perris, CA’s mayor just told residents to stay inside, don’t answer the door, and brace for ICE sweeps.

MAGA looks at this as WORSE than warning people who are about to bomb federal buildings that their hideout is about to be raided.

Just so we can keep our perspectives. 

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#22402
20 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

Shit. That is going to be how this issue is solved isn't it? Slave labor from prisons.

Don't say slave. It disturbs the school children. The white ones.

#22404
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
They aren't even hiding it anymore.NASDAQ futures start *aggressively* selling off at 7:52 PM (green circle) for no reason whatsoever.Trump announces tariffs on Canada, Europe, and the rest of the world at 8:06 PM (blue circle). NASDAQ bottoms *4 minutes* later at 8:10 PM…

 

Why hide it? Corruption and bribery is encouraged now 

#22405
11 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
THE SYMBOL OF HOPE.TRUTH. JUSTICE. THE AMERICAN WAY.SUPERMAN TRUMP. 🇺🇸

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At least we know what his kryptonite is, bribes and underage girls.

#22406
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
They aren't even hiding it anymore.NASDAQ futures start *aggressively* selling off at 7:52 PM (green circle) for no reason whatsoever.Trump announces tariffs on Canada, Europe, and the rest of the world at 8:06 PM (blue circle). NASDAQ bottoms *4 minutes* later at 8:10 PM…

 

95% of America will never know this happened or doesn’t even understand what it means. 

#22408
Pete Hegseth was not on Fox News this morning. They did play a clip of a video Hegseth posted on social media. Perhaps a confused Trump thought it was live.

 

#22411
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DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’
DHS is urging law enforcement to treat even skateboarding and livestreaming as signs of violent intent during a protest, turning everyday behavior into a pretext for police action.

DHS Tells Police That Common Protest Activities Are ‘Violent Tactics’ | WIRED

 

Finally I'm a real rebel.  BRB going to do some ollies at the next protest and get branded as dangerous.

#22412
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
Pete Hegseth was not on Fox News this morning. They did play a clip of a video Hegseth posted on social media. Perhaps a confused Trump thought it was live.

 

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#22413

Official White House account:

ICE: Raids marijuana farms filled with illegal aliensCryin' Jimmy: “ThEy'Re JuSt StRaWbErRy PiCkErS 😭”That ain’t produce, holmes. THAT'S PRODUCT. 🌿 https://t.co/D1lr6ij8VB

 

#22415
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Official White House account:

ICE: Raids marijuana farms filled with illegal aliensCryin' Jimmy: “ThEy'Re JuSt StRaWbErRy PiCkErS 😭”That ain’t produce, holmes. THAT'S PRODUCT. 🌿 https://t.co/D1lr6ij8VB

 

Isn’t marijuana still illegal federally?  Why not grab the owners of these farms while you’re on property doing authoritarianism?

#22416
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
Pete Hegseth was not on Fox News this morning. They did play a clip of a video Hegseth posted on social media. Perhaps a confused Trump thought it was live.

 

How can anyone think this was live?

 

I can’t believe this is real.

 

Oh wait ...

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#22419
46 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

How can anyone think this was live?

 

I can’t believe this is real.

 

Oh wait ...

Lololol

#22420
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Official White House account:

ICE: Raids marijuana farms filled with illegal aliensCryin' Jimmy: “ThEy'Re JuSt StRaWbErRy PiCkErS 😭”That ain’t produce, holmes. THAT'S PRODUCT. 🌿 https://t.co/D1lr6ij8VB

 

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#22421
6 hours ago, Okie State said:

Every day is somehow more embarrassing, angering and depressing than the day before.

3.5 more years of this shit. I hope we can survive. (oh, and fify)

#22424

We'll probably hear a lot of similar stories over the next few years

Aurora man told police he shot, killed his wife to spare her from homelessness https://trib.al/DbMFQwo

 

#22425
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Gotta Love Karen’s

 

 

lol what the hell is going on there?

#22426
18 minutes ago, Chopper said:

We'll probably hear a lot of similar stories over the next few years

Aurora man told police he shot, killed his wife to spare her from homelessness https://trib.al/DbMFQwo

 

and now he'll become a forever wife in prison but at least he'll have three squares and roof

#22429
Trump: "As you know, 300,000 children are missing. Right? 300,000 under Biden. We've already gotten back 10,000 of those children and we have a lot more planned to come back. We're getting them back by the thousands."


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#22430
29 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

lol what the hell is going on there?

No shit.  WTF is she freaking out about?  That there's brown person near her?

#22431
3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No shit.  WTF is she freaking out about?  That there's brown person near her?

Is that a tape measure she's flinging about?  Did she just realize she's 32-30-32?

#22432
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Trump: "As you know, 300,000 children are missing. Right? 300,000 under Biden. We've already gotten back 10,000 of those children and we have a lot more planned to come back. We're getting them back by the thousands."


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There are around 72 million children in the US. We lost 300k of them during Biden's term? Huh. Seems like a lot. 

#22433
5 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Trump: "As you know, 300,000 children are missing. Right? 300,000 under Biden. We've already gotten back 10,000 of those children and we have a lot more planned to come back. We're getting them back by the thousands."


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What he really means is that as Texans, we love football, and we expect to see better QB play especially since the new guy can run a bit (dead girls) and ultimately this is a time for us to prey and blame (black guy did it)  but for us to come together and and san dimas high school football rules! 

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#22434
Just now, Red Five said:

There are around 72 million children in the US. We lost 300k of them during Biden's term? Huh. Seems like a lot. 

Yeah, I sure would've thought I'd have heard a little more about these 300K missing kids.  I mean it was a busy new cycle, but who knows.

#22435
Just now, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, I sure would've thought I'd have heard a little more about these 300K missing kids.  I mean it was a busy new cycle, but who knows.


It doesn't matter.  Trump said 300,000 kids were missing.  By tomorrow, it will be that illegal immigrants kidnapped, raped or killed 300,000 kids under Biden, the media covered it up and that's all that will matter.

 

 

 

 

#22436

He's talking about how the U.S. doesn't know the location of 300,000 undocumented migrant children. As per usual, he just can't verbalize things due to the dumb in his brain.

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#22437
20 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Homan: "People need to understand ICE officers and Border Patrol don't need probable cause to walk up to somebody, briefly detain them, and question them ... based on their physical appearance."

 

Before the fall, this would be an outrage. Now, Americans just shrug and fill up on cheaper gas.

#22439
48 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

He's talking about how the U.S. doesn't know the location of 300,000 undocumented migrant children. As per usual, he just can't verbalize things due to the dumb in his brain.

So by “getting them back” he means violently deporting 

#22440
Stephen Miller: "What would LA look like without illegal aliens? You would be able to see a doctor in the ER right away, no wait time, no problem. You kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with. Classrooms would be half the size."

 

 

 

I want to punch him in the face and balls so fucking bad

#22444
 
 
 
I want to punch him in the face and balls so fucking bad

This is so fucking Third Reichy it's scary.
#22445
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Trump: "As you know, 300,000 children are missing. Right? 300,000 under Biden. We've already gotten back 10,000 of those children and we have a lot more planned to come back. We're getting them back by the thousands."


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Just make shit up. People will believe it. 

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#22446
20 hours ago, Da Fino said:

As god is my witness, I thought that account was as made up as 5th year letterman. 

 

they have hooters in malaysia ?

#22447

Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

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#22448
Just now, Okie State said:

Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the Orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

If the Dems were on the GOP propaganda strategy they’d spin that statement into trump admitting global warming exists

#22449
6 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Was unfortunately in the presence of a TV with the orange orangutan spewing bullshit about how a year ago we were a dead country and now we're #1 in every category you can be #1 in. Hottest country on the planet. No countries are as hot as we are.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Mind numbingly stupid verbal diarrhea.

He did the same thing days after his first inauguration. "Look at these amazing numbers on the economy! They were fake under Obama, but now that I'm president they're real."

And people just nod their heads and go along with it.

#22450

lol sounds like Bongos and Kesh want to resign

The only reason Dan Bongos wants to resign is because he can’t be a troll 24/7 and make money off of making up bullshit stories all day. In the job he’s in now he actually has to fucking work.

 

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