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#23001
11 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

Agreed, but it still sucks and will cause some issues. I sent two stations money this week in anticipation of this. One was Marfa Public Radio, because I love their content. 

That one was on my mind. It's a charming little station, and *I think* the only one you can get when you're in town.

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#23002
3 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Where cuts are going to hurt is in areas like production of content at the local level. Shows like Think out of DFW and The Daytripper out of Austin. New content is probably hosed.

Some Things Considered, imo.

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#23003
With Colton's conviction, that makes FOUR pardoned January 6th insurrectionists who have faced charges for solicitation of a minor or child sex abuse of some kind.

 

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#23004
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:
With Colton's conviction, that makes FOUR pardoned January 6th insurrectionists who have faced charges for solicitation of a minor or child sex abuse of some kind.

 

MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice.

Law Enforcement: Here’s one. He was marching next to you on January 6. Here’s another. He’s a local GOP party leader. Oh, and we found another one. He’s the youth minister at your church. 

MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice. 

#23005
MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice.
Law Enforcement: Here’s one. He was marching next to you on January 6. Here’s another. He’s a local GOP party leader. Oh, and we found another one. He’s the youth minister at your church. 
MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice. 

“Hey look another one. He’s the current President of the United States.”
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#23007
1 minute ago, VABuckeye said:

The downside is JD fucking Vance is next in line. 

The upside is that people don't fear JD Vance. SCOTUS won't spread collective buttcheeks for him and Congress likely won't coalesce behind him either.

Anything but Dotard is worth a shot these days.

#23008
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I don't think this job is stressful for Trump at all, at least not mentally and emotionally.  He doesn't give shit about fuck, like other presidents who have genuine worry 24/7 about the economy, national security issues, etc.

It's certainly physically stressful for Trump.  I think he still enjoys all the travel and public appearances and he doesn't seem to be slowing that down, but his body can't keep up like it used to.

Yeah, he doesn’t feel stress about the job. He doesn’t give a fuck what happens to the people or the country or our standing in the world. He only cares about himself. He had stress when he was out of office but now he’s free from it because nobody can throw him in jail. 

#23009
4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

So my hope is his peripheral edema is from heart failure. I’ll take liver failure or chemotherapy toxicity as well, or any combination thereof

50,632 gallons of Diet Coke?

#23011
1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

The downside is JD fucking Vance is next in line. 

Maybe. How old were those couches? 

#23012
On 7/15/2025 at 7:52 PM, Mo Horn said:
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?” Kennedy: “Nazi, please!” Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”

it used to be they're saying the quiet parts out loud. Now it's they don't give a fuck.

 

Greg Gutfeld literally 3 days ago https://bsky.app/profile/patriottakes.bsky.social/post/3ltzuqukd2k2o [contains quote post or other embedded content]

I wonder why he prefers Gutfield? Yea, I know I'm quoting myself, but as I said they don't care what they say or how loud they say it

 

#23013
6 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Only about 8% of NPR and PBS funding is from the federal government. I doubt they are going to cut back on things like transmission. Everyone who actually consumes that content has access to high speed internet anyway.
 

Where cuts are going to hurt is in areas like production of content at the local level. Shows like Think out of DFW and The Daytripper out of Austin. New content is probably hosed.

 

for NPR

 

At the national level it’s 1%, at the local station level averages 13% with the smaller stations getting more

The NYT Daily podcast earlier this week had a good deep dive on this issue explaining who would see the most significant impact and how. 

#23015
On 7/17/2025 at 2:37 PM, Gil Bang said:
So this is why Trump was all over Biden’s “stage 9” (inaccurate) diagnosis - because he’s at CVI stage 3 and failed to disclose. Every accusation is a confession.

Ween - Big Fat Fuck lyrics | Musixmatch

 

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#23016
7 hours ago, troph said:

fair enough re bruising. fuck i don't want to get old.

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We don’t always get our hopes…

#23018
21 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Sorry for not being up on what a sex offender map looks like.  I've never had a reason to look for one so please forgive me.

Tell me you're not a suburban mom without telling me you're not a suburban mom.

#23022
9 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

It’s relevant because it’s all over social media this morning that Wal-Marks prices have skyrocketed because of his tariffs 

Walmart has increased prices up to 51% in response to Trump's tariffs.

 

Well, no shit.

This is only the beginning, too.  It's the high turn stuff in there like milk and coffee.  

Once Big Retail sells through all off the stuff they pulled forward pre tariff, this is going to get ugly.

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#23023
12 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

It’s relevant because it’s all over social media this morning that Wal-Marks prices have skyrocketed because of his tariffs 

Walmart has increased prices up to 51% in response to Trump's tariffs.

 

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#23024
16 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

i’ve always found history fascinating. It is often a template on how to deal with current problems.

 

 

That was a very instructive and fucking entertaining story. Thanks for sharing.

#23025
On 7/16/2025 at 1:24 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Currently in ruralish Brazil (Rio Branco) visiting my wifes family. This place was a Bolsonaro hot bed, including most of her family. They have nothing but venom towards Trump after this past 2 weeks. Him trying to interfere with Brazilian politics/economics/social media regulation is backfiring and actually garnering large support behind Lula. Dumb idiot.


Are Brazilian women really into butt stuff at a clip more than any other nationality?

I’ve been told it’s not the same taboo it once was, however, my friend read once that Brazilian women had the highest instance of regular backdoor shenanigans.

This friend seemed very curious about the matter and idk if he ever truly got the answer he was seeking. Considering your unique perspective in the matter, I thought I’d a least ask … for him.

Thank you for your help in resolving this very important cultural exchange question.

#23026
Well, no shit.
This is only the beginning, too.  It's the high turn stuff in there like milk and coffee.  
Once Big Retail sells through all off the stuff they pulled forward pre tariff, this is going to get ugly.

Walmart is not going to lose money for Trump. The Dotard thought that retailers would take it up the ass for him and his stupid trade shit, as usual he was wrong.
#23029
5 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


Are Brazilian women really into butt stuff at a clip more than any other nationality?

I’ve been told it’s not the same taboo it once was, however, my friend read once that Brazilian women had the highest instance of regular backdoor shenanigans.

This friend seemed very curious about the matter and idk if he ever truly got the answer he was seeking. Considering your unique perspective in the matter, I thought I’d a least ask … for him.

Thank you for your help in resolving this very important cultural exchange question.

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#23031
3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

This is what my daughter (a freshly graduated UT nurse who is about to start in a peds cardiac ICU next week) said as well.  Of course, she unfortunately also added that with CHF and the type of care he likely receives that one could go for quite a while....womp womp.  

#23032
8 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


Are Brazilian women really into butt stuff at a clip more than any other nationality?

I’ve been told it’s not the same taboo it once was, however, my friend read once that Brazilian women had the highest instance of regular backdoor shenanigans.

This friend seemed very curious about the matter and idk if he ever truly got the answer he was seeking. Considering your unique perspective in the matter, I thought I’d a least ask … for him.

Thank you for your help in resolving this very important cultural exchange question.

 

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

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Yes. I’m not really into it and a few months in she said she was surprised I hadn’t tried yet because it’s so common there.

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#23033
19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

 

 

Yes. I’m not really into it and a few months in she said she was surprised I hadn’t tried yet because it’s so common there.

*Books flight to Brazil
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#23034
On 7/18/2025 at 11:38 AM, Pancho said:

It’s relevant because it’s all over social media this morning that Wal-Marks prices have skyrocketed because of his tariffs 

Walmart has increased prices up to 51% in response to Trump's tariffs.

For some time I’ve been kicking around buying a Marantz Cinema 70s AV Receiver to up my movie sound game a bit.  

it was on the low end of the AVR spectrum, being only $1000.   I instantly ordered it online once Trump announced the 30% Japan, Korea, tariffs.   I looked five minutes ago on the Marantz site - it is now $1,300.

So yes, it is now a thing.

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#23035

It's occured to me (I can be a bit slow) that all Trump is doing is running his personal vendettas against anyone and everyone.

He has nothing nothing to do with running the government.  He is just letting his incompetent staff play government.

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#23036
11 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

It's occured to me (I can be a bit slow) that all Trump is doing is running his personal vendettas against anyone and everyone.

He has nothing nothing to do with running the government.  He is just letting his incompetent staff play government.

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#23037

I have an ex-coworker who got married to a Texan in California, then immediately accepted a position to head up an office in Brazil. 

A couple years later, he and his new Brazilian family look like they're doing really well.

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15 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Once Big Retail sells through all off the stuff they pulled forward pre tariff, this is going to get ugly

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#23039
47 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

For some time I’ve been kicking around buying a Marantz Cinema 70s AV Receiver to up my movie sound game a bit.  

it was on the low end of the AVR spectrum, being only $1000.   I instantly ordered it online once Trump announced the 30% Japan, Korea, tariffs.   I looked five minutes ago on the Marantz site - it is now $1,300.

So yes, it is now a thing.

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#23040
1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

It's occured to me (I can be a bit slow) that all Trump is doing is running his personal vendettas against anyone and everyone.

He has nothing nothing to do with running the government.  He is just letting his incompetent staff play government.

That’s basically what he ran on. Making those that don’t support him miserable. In that way he’s been very successful. 

#23041
It's occured to me (I can be a bit slow) that all Trump is doing is running his personal vendettas against anyone and everyone.
He has nothing nothing to do with running the government.  He is just letting his incompetent staff play government.

This is obviously the case. MAGA likes him because his vendettas align with some of their own despicable interests - get rid of non-white people, get rid of LGBTQ, attack education, attack science, attack intellectualism, attack anything that can be considered woke.

What they fail to see is that Trump really doesn’t care about them at all. He doesn’t like poor people beyond his need for them to elect him, which is now in the past. Christians and religious people are delusional in thinking he is one of them. Middle America and farmers, same deal. He isn’t serving most of them except occasionally by accident. Not because he wanted to help them, but because his vindictiveness and greed happens to work in their favor.

Trump serves himself, his family, and whatever billionaires or world leaders kiss his ass hard enough.
#23042

I'm hoping that Pedochet catches on as a nickname. 

Fled Pinochet. Granted asylum 38 years ago. Deported by Pedochet. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#23046
On 7/18/2025 at 10:29 AM, CooterBrown said:

 thin skin that would tear on touch and bruising from a mild breeze were signs death was 3-4 months out.

Or ten years out, if you're my tough little Gramama.

#23047
On 7/18/2025 at 12:43 PM, BrickHorn said:

MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice.

Law Enforcement: Here’s one. He was marching next to you on January 6. Here’s another. He’s a local GOP party leader. Oh, and we found another one. He’s the youth minister at your church. 

MAGA: I just pray to God that one day we’ll find these pedophiles and bring them to justice. 

Extra credit for starting prayers with "just."

#23048
3 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

For some time I’ve been kicking around buying a Marantz Cinema 70s AV Receiver to up my movie sound game a bit.  

it was on the low end of the AVR spectrum, being only $1000.   I instantly ordered it online once Trump announced the 30% Japan, Korea, tariffs.   I looked five minutes ago on the Marantz site - it is now $1,300.

So yes, it is now a thing.

Exhibit A: Old cost of sweet AVR=$1,000.00

Exhibit B: New cost of sweet AVR= $1,300.00

Exhibit C $1,300/1000=30% increase.

#23049
On 7/17/2025 at 4:50 PM, Underdog said:

Colbert has his late night show canceled as Paramount wilted under trump to the tune of $16 million. 

I'm a bit behind on this one and I don't watch late night TV.

https://newrepublic.com/article/198120/stephen-colbert-cancellation-ellison-trump


But that is some bullshit.  Look how free we are.  Just don't criticize the most openly corrupt asshole in our history. Fuck Larry Ellison too while I'm at it.

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