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#23351
14 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Obama is still the most divisive president in history, thank God for President Trump and his adulting manliness 

 

 

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#23355

This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

#23356
6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

Oh, no, you see....there were sinister lights over New Jersey right before the election, which were obviously the Biden administration collaborating with aliens and the chinese to spy on us via chemtrails.

And that story went "poof" and went away literally within minutes of the election being over because....reasons. But it was TOTALLY a real thing, trust us.

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#23358
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
I’m sorry — *Cracker Barrel* is too woke for the Trump administration? Cracker Barrel?!? [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

 

they probably accidentally served a black person 

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#23360
2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

But, but, but Dear Leader said yesterday that it's $1.99 in 5 states!

I haven't seen it lower than 2.49

on a side note, 7-11 has so many door dash orders they have an extra employee just filling orders 

wtf 

#23361
3 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

But, but, but Dear Leader said yesterday that it's $1.99 in 5 states!

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

#23362
26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

This isn’t transparent at all. Just keep releasing random shit until something catches fire.

If the week ends with nothing on UAPs then that entire thing has been horseshit.

Can't wait until the Lincoln/John Wilkes Booth files get released.....

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#23363
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

Considering Season 3 GIF by Portlandia

#23364
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

I can check my receipts as far back as January 2024 and I paid 2.49 for unleaded then. After 18 months I'm pretty sure it's not much cheaper than that anywhere I've seen in Austin over the past month. He can tell stories about some unnamed stations in unnamed states as much as he wants. 

#23365
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

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Bussy's has been 2.45ish and that's lowest I've seen it on my end unless you have a gas card that lowers the posted amount. 

#23366
20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder if they’ve decided to parse it by “cost” not including taxes.  Or if it’s just a lie. 

Yeah, I'm quite confident Trump just made it up.  The irony is that he COULD factually say that gasoline reached a national average of $5.03/gal during the Biden administration, but now that average is down to $3.28/gal.  Of course, this would ignore the fact that the price has climbed from $3.20/gal since Trump took office, but let's not worry about minor details.

#23368
On 7/21/2025 at 8:06 PM, Pancho said:

Not sure why dems are beating the drum more about Fat Boy having a white supremacist /nazi/kkk member as a top advisor in the White House 

MILLER: If you look at photos of the Empire State Building being built, you don’t see any illegal aliens. When you look at the photos of the NASA control room during the moon landing, you don’t see any illegal aliens. Americans built, sustained, and powered this country for two…

 

I guarantee there were plenty of illegal aliens working on the Empire State Building.  They were likely Italian, Irish or other "whites" but illegal all the same.  NASA control room, not sure but probably an ex-Nazi or two in there.

#23369
30 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I guarantee there were plenty of illegal aliens working on the Empire State Building.  They were likely Italian, Irish or other "whites" but illegal all the same.  NASA control room, not sure but probably an ex-Nazi or two in there.

What he really meant, of course, was "you don't see any brown people".

And of course, the white immigrants who worked on that building were reviled as much as the brown people are now.

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#23370
1 minute ago, wood said:

What he really meant, of course, was "you don't see any brown people".

They pushed them off?

#23373
21 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

See how stupid you look when you call things that aren't treason treason?

Told y'all.

It's not RICO and its not treason, dammit.

Except Obama did nothing. Trump actually attempted to overthrow the government violently. 

#23374

Whiskey Pete!

BREAKING WAPO:The Pentagon's independent watchdog has evidence that messages from Pete Hegseth's Signal account previewing that U.S. bombing campaign in Yemen derived from a classified email labeled "SECRET/NOFORN."That contradicts Trump admin claims no classified info was…

 

#23376
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Whiskey Pete!

BREAKING WAPO:The Pentagon's independent watchdog has evidence that messages from Pete Hegseth's Signal account previewing that U.S. bombing campaign in Yemen derived from a classified email labeled "SECRET/NOFORN."That contradicts Trump admin claims no classified info was…

 

I mean...Pete almost certainly keeps his porn downloads in a folder visible on his computer's home screen called "SECRET PORN STASH DO NOT OPEN" or some shit.

The dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

#23377
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Whiskey Pete!

BREAKING WAPO:The Pentagon's independent watchdog has evidence that messages from Pete Hegseth's Signal account previewing that U.S. bombing campaign in Yemen derived from a classified email labeled "SECRET/NOFORN."That contradicts Trump admin claims no classified info was…

 

Oh good. Just in time. People still definitely care about this story.

#23382
I cannot overemphasize how rare it is for both a) a grand jury to return no true bill and b) a reporter to get around grand jury secrecy rules to confirm it https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2025-07-23/protester-charges-essayli

 

#23387
5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean...Pete almost certainly keeps his porn downloads in a folder visible on his computer's home screen called "SECRET PORN STASH DO NOT OPEN" or some shit.

The dumbest.  Fucking.  Timeline.

We are currently clean on OPSEC

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#23390

holy shit:

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#23391
On 7/22/2025 at 9:18 PM, Michael Knight said:

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The party of free speech absolutists practicing cancel culture

People wondered if Colbert would toe the company line for the next 10 months. 

Yeah, no.

 

#23394
2 hours ago, Derka said:

holy shit:

South Park Full Episode season 27

 

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Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

#23395
32 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

Paramount is going to have to cancel South Park and the Daily Show to appease the king. 

#23396
53 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Odds on him attempting to have Trey and Matt arrested sit at a greater than zero chance now. No way he doesn't find out about this. I mean, wow, that was a Shohei Ohtani sized homerun of an episode.

Getting that $1.5 billion then dropping this episode is just magnificent.

 

 

#23397

I watched that episode at work tonight.  Holy shit.  They did not pull any punches.  Really surprised Paramount allowed them to release it.

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#23400

Given the swollen ankles, lack of golf, and the first time the WH has ever confirmed something negative about his health, I think there’s a real chance he’s unwell.

Now is the time for everyone to go for the jugular. More of this from South Park, Colbert, etc. and he just might stroke out.

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