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#23601
6 hours ago, HenryJames said:
And now, Ryan Walters, the Oklahoma school superintendent who (among other morality-boosting moves) wanted to put Trump bibles into every classroom. But he failed, apparently, to close an, erm, browser window during a board meeting https://kfor.com/video/investigation-inquiry-underway-after-reports-of-naked-women-on-ryan-walters-office-tv/10926121/

 

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#23603
34 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

"I know we have too many immigrants but we don't have to be mean to them."  

#23606

Those are my (ancestral) peeps

the Scots protesting Trump, not the nazi fuck just above

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#23607

The Soviets placed commissars amongst the troops to insure adherence to the party. For the U.S. party that continually accuses the Democrats of being communist, the Republicans sure do a lot of communisty things.

#23610
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

He’s extra guilty and is all over the E files

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And all of those expenses are completely fabricated by social media.

#23612
And all of those expenses are completely fabricated by social media.

And also it is totally legal to pay for an endorsement.
#23617
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

He’s extra guilty and is all over the E files

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Can you imagine what would happen if people started paying presidents for pardons. Oh wait they are.

#23619

I don't know the best thread for this but shockingly it's another magat politician pedo...

Florida Republican politician pedophile of the day, round 2. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/city-commissioner-arrested-alleged-inappropriate-142321978.html

 

#23624
14 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

Meanwhile...

A House Ethics Committee found that AOC underpaid to rent the “Tax the Rich” dress at the 2021 Met Gala. https://trib.al/dgUTUrZ

 

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If that dress was valued at $19K initially, I have wonder how much it would bring at auction right now?  Seems AOC wearing it probably increased the value of the dress as well as the designer.  Thinking somehow she should get credit for that which would probably offset the increase of the rent.  

#23625
On 7/24/2025 at 4:44 AM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah.....but still....it's inexcusable and unforgiveable.  

I've gotten used to my country being the worst, might as well get used to my generation being the worst.  And we're going down with both ships.

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He's right. Every single generation gets conned into believing their wealth is being stolen from them. That one party keeps doing this successfully to each generation does say a bit about the average intelligence of the citizenry to keep falling for it.

#23627
49 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Scotland is on a roll:

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On my mom’s side of the family there were Scottish ancestors. Her mom’s family came over from Scotland in 1640 or so if memory serves correct. One of them founded Wofford College. I think that @Ghost of LL would find that humorous and he knows why. All of those wonderful Scottish insults of TFG sit well with me.

#23628
2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

If that dress was valued at $19K initially, I have wonder how much it would bring at auction right now?  Seems AOC wearing it probably increased the value of the dress as well as the designer.  Thinking somehow she should get credit for that which would probably offset the increase of the rent.  

These people…Hoo boy! We’ve got a dictator stealing millions and millions of dollars of our money and they decide to try to force AOC to pay more for a dress she rented four years ago. I want the House Democrats to form a new committee when they have control of things and have it called the committee on morals, social media and internet related ethics. First thing to investigate is Mike Johnson’s computer to see what VPN he is using to view porn. Might as well make a complete spectacle out of that cowardly little person. Right after that they can investigate Jim Jordan for the Ohio State wrestling abuse.

#23630
5 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

If that dress was valued at $19K initially, I have wonder how much it would bring at auction right now?  Seems AOC wearing it probably increased the value of the dress as well as the designer.  Thinking somehow she should get credit for that which would probably offset the increase of the rent.  

Would be valued for more of it wasn't washed after she wore it I bet

#23632

Every accusation is a confession

Trump: Democrats. All they know how to do is talk and think about conspiracy theories and nonsense. If they'd waste their time talking about America being great again, it would be so much nicer

 

#23633
Trump: "You have a certain place in the Massachusetts area that over the last 20 years had 1 or 2 whales wash ashore. And over the last short period of time they had 18. Ok? Because it's driving them loco. No, windmills will not happen in the United States."

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#23634

Holy Crap. The White House edited a video, paid for by U.S. taxpayers, to make it appear that Putin didn't say he wanted Trump in office.
 

The official White House version of this exchange omitted the question.pic.twitter.com/L5Dhz5QO4l

 

 

#23635
On 7/21/2025 at 9:37 AM, TexArcher said:

Well, when you have the choice to help the less fortunate or incarcerate them, you incarcerate them.  That's what Jesus said.  Plus the free labor is good for the economy.  It's a win-win.

To quote one of @Brisketexan early statements that I took as hyperbole (well used) but now see as concrete truth:

Cruelty is our brand.

I google this and got a thousand references to non cruelty to animal products. I tried other things and got the below from an NY Times book review of Cruelty Is The Point.

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Ouch.

Compliments to BrisketTexan for maybe coining the phrase.

#23636

Is anyone here a marine biologist?
 

Trump: "You have a certain place in the Massachusetts area that over the last 20 years had 1 or 2 whales wash ashore. And over the last short period of time they had 18. Ok? Because it's driving them loco. No, windmills will not happen in the United States."

 

 

#23639

I think its just him finding them ugly. His golf course just north of Aberdeen has giant windmills just offshore "ruining" his aesthetic.

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#23640
On 7/24/2025 at 9:31 AM, BrickHorn said:

There’s nothing magical about Gen X specifically. Every generation gets stupid, greedy, and bitter as they hit their midlife crisis. That’s why whatever group is in its 50s at the time supports the party that tells them poor people are stealing your nest eggs and offers low taxes and protection from the unruly socialist mob. 

The whole generational thing comes up too much. I know I'm a boomer. I know how the times affected us. We share memories. I generally don't give a rat's ass. If the others all became serial killers doing something unheard of like shooting up a school or church or Walmart, I wouldn't feel an ounce of responsibility or  shame.

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#23641
17 hours ago, Pancho said:

He’s drunk.

That he doesn’t drink alcohol is one of the few things he’s said that I believe. He’s not drunk. He’s just a fucking idiot.

#23642

That's the president of the EU having to sit there and listen to this crazy rant from an American President. I wish Trump would tour all of Europe with his power-drunk buffoonery on full display.

The West needs to fully realize just how far the US has fallen. We should never  be called the leader of the free world. The free world needs to prepare to get along without us. They also have to prepare to deal with an adversarial US. 

Europe is on its own from here on out. I wish I were a European. On the continent, there still seems to be a great concern for the common good. On a trip there two years ago, I couldn't avoid noticing how much they've reduced their use of plastic.  We can't be bothered to give up hamburgers (nobody proposed that, of course) to make a less horrific world for generations that are alive today.

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We need to be hated and reviled by the better countries. It's their best chance. And we earned it in a period of less than ten years. Stunning.

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#23644
42 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That he doesn’t drink alcohol is one of the few things he’s said that I believe. He’s not drunk. He’s just a fucking idiot.

I should clarify—he’s drunk on whatever drugs his team pumped him up with to go out there 

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#23648

fat fucking piece of cheating shit.  IDGAF about golf (I agree with Furio; stupida fuckin' game), but this fat fuck is just a cheating, low-character, piece of shit

 

Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

 

#23649
1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

fat fucking piece of cheating shit.  IDGAF about golf (I agree with Furio; stupida fuckin' game), but this fat fuck is just a cheating, low-character, piece of shit

 

Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️

 


25 time club champion stuff right there. 

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