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#25651
10 minutes ago, speed817 said:
What is this Meal Team 6 member training for?

 

 

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#25653
2 hours ago, flatdawgs said:

I was up at the border (Blaine, WA) Tuesday for my Nexus card interview with CBSA (Canadian border agency), and wandered over to Peace Arch State Park afterwards. This park literally extends to the actual US-Canada border, which is a little ditch with a Canadian street on the other side, suburban houses on the other side of that. No fence, nothing but a sign telling you to report to the border station if you walk across. It has always been that way; BC and WA have interacted over this border since it was created (sports exchanges, shopping, friends/families on both sides).

Pros: Damn, thanks for posting that.  Might come in handy some day.

Cons: Damn, don't be posting that out where just anyone can see it!

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#25654
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

You know a nice chunk of irony?  When it all falls to shit, you wanna know who's gonna be among the most okay?

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The Steel Shank thread is going to be a reference guide for surviving these price hikes.

#25656
10 hours ago, austingirl said:

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Isla can cling to me all she wishes.  Or until I lose a kidney or something. And then I'd have to think about it.

#25657
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I grew up on fideo seco:

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Brown the noodles along with some diced onion to sautee.  Add 2 cups knorr chicken broth, cover and simmer till liquid is absorbed.  Top with a melty cheese, like chihuahua or oaxaca or mennonita.  Eat the whole damned thing, if you were teenage brisket.

Didn't grow up poor (or rich), but my folks sure as hell grew up on the lean side.  So lots of border struggle dishes were on the menu, at least when my mom (who went hungry as a kid sometimes) was fully in charge of the menu.

Primo?

#25658
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
What is this Meal Team 6 member training for?

 

 

A coronary. 

#25659
"Give me the Nobel Peace Prize or you'll be sorry" doesn't sound very peaceful. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#25664
11 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

What a thirsty bitch baby,

As much as the slow creep of fascism is terribad, the petty stuff like this makes even more mad. 
There is nothing redeeming about this man. If souls are real, he most definitely does not posses one.

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#25665
10 hours ago, HornPhD said:

He’s at a hotel? He doesn’t wanna fight. He wants to fuck you. Or, you to fuck him. 

There’s going to be some drinking, and some fighting, and some fucking

 

sounds great who all's going to be there?

 

Just @kibbles and @Im_smarter_then_you

#25667
6 hours ago, Covri said:

@StassneyHorn was trying to fight anyone who would show up to their local H‑E‑B just the other days. It’s the dog (fight) days of summer!

Taking a man’s HEB as he watches  through the blood and the tears is the only true way to cuck a man these days.

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#25668
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/dc-man-faces-serious-federal-assault-charge-after-throwing-subway-sub-at-federal-officer/65-df40e8da-febf-44ef-8ebd-4f3d190974be

 

#25669
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/dc-man-faces-serious-federal-assault-charge-after-throwing-subway-sub-at-federal-officer/65-df40e8da-febf-44ef-8ebd-4f3d190974be

 

Judges dealing with all of the Trump administration's overreach for the next several years. 

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#25670

Slut bondi doesn’t have the authority to do this 

 

New: Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an order tonight codifying the federal takeover of the DC police department, making clear that the head of the DEA is now also the DC police commissioner. In addition, she revoked DC’s sanctuary city policies.

 

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#25672

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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#25674
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

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WWE hall of famer taking a blade job to get put over? Yeah that would certainly add up

#25675
23 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Slut bondi doesn’t have the authority to do this 

 

New: Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an order tonight codifying the federal takeover of the DC police department, making clear that the head of the DEA is now also the DC police commissioner. In addition, she revoked DC’s sanctuary city policies.

 

Hey now, don't denigrate sluts by linking them with Pam Bondi. 

#25676

and...

BREAKING: DC leadership rejects Bondi order and asserts she has no authority to rescind DC police orders or to replace the police chief. Will a lawsuit follow?

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#25677
19 minutes ago, Captainant said:

WWE hall of famer taking a blade job to get put over? Yeah that would certainly add up

Donald would never blade himself and I doubt he'd let anyone gig him with a razor, either. 

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#25678
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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GCN is trying to give DJT a coronary, stroke, something...keep going! 🙏

 

 

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#25680

Gavin Newsom has earned an honorary Surly degree. Should we invite him to a tailgate at which we can bestow this honor?

#25681
8 hours ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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That is amazing.  I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.

 

#25682
8 hours ago, safe sex said:

Donald would never blade himself and I doubt he'd let anyone gig him with a razor, either. 

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

#25683
26 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

That is amazing.  I guarantee the Fox News assholes are laughing about this in their meetings before they try figure out how to criticize it in the most delightfully hypocritical and least self-aware ways possible.

 

What's alternately hilarious and horrifying, or maybe simultaneously, is that someone who is deliberately trying to be stupid and funny still can't quite match the stupidity of the real thing.

#25684
9 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Sean Dunn, accused of throwing a sandwich at a federal officer, is released on his own recognizance as the judge finds the felony charge excessive https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/dc-man-faces-serious-federal-assault-charge-after-throwing-subway-sub-at-federal-officer/65-df40e8da-febf-44ef-8ebd-4f3d190974be

 

This dude have a GoFundMe yet? I only ask because you know if this guy was a right winger who said the N word to a toddler the deplorables would have donated $3 million to him in 24 hours

#25685
9 hours ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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Is this real? Hilarious if it’s really him. 

#25686
10 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

Is this real? Hilarious if it’s really him. 

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oh yes, it's real. He must have an experienced comedian writing for him.

edit - he also re-posted that one

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#25689

That is brilliant in so many ways.

Under the cover of parody, Newsome can jab Trump like the Diaper-in-Chief does to everyone. 

#25690
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

That is brilliant in so many ways.

Under the cover of parody, Newsome can jab Trump like the Diaper-in-Chief does to everyone. 

It's Cankles McTaco Tits to you mister.  

#25691
10 hours ago, Pancho said:

Slut bondi doesn’t have the authority to do this 

 

New: Attorney General Pam Bondi issued an order tonight codifying the federal takeover of the DC police department, making clear that the head of the DEA is now also the DC police commissioner. In addition, she revoked DC’s sanctuary city policies.

 

Tonight on all the news panel shows: How Bad is the Crime in D.C.?

Some producer intern in the meetings thinks to herself yet again:

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That's not the story, idiots. 

#25692
10 hours ago, Chopper said:

OMG LOL I don't think the "he can't even do the big stairs on air force 1 anymore" tweet was posted here yet

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#25694

Has Newsom finally figured out how to attack tfg? Maybe if the other Dem nerds show more pie charts and graphs, they’ll figure out how to be tfg’s foil

#25695
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

It’s ridiculous to think there was a conspiracy on the Trump team’s part to allow someone to fire live ammo at him. Cut it out. That didn’t happen. 

#25696
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I grew up on fideo seco:

mexican-style-noodles.jpg

Brown the noodles along with some diced onion to sautee.  Add 2 cups knorr chicken broth, cover and simmer till liquid is absorbed.  Top with a melty cheese, like chihuahua or oaxaca or mennonita.  Eat the whole damned thing, if you were teenage brisket.

Didn't grow up poor (or rich), but my folks sure as hell grew up on the lean side.  So lots of border struggle dishes were on the menu, at least when my mom (who went hungry as a kid sometimes) was fully in charge of the menu.

 

17 hours ago, mr.goodkat said:

man,  this makes me miss my grandma 

 

I grew up eating all that stuff but did not know this was called fideo ,  We just called it noodles.  Sometimes it had the sliced hotdogs in it too and served with home made tortillas

 

14 hours ago, speed817 said:
What is this Meal Team 6 member training for?

 

 

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#25697
2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Hence, no scar.  And they stood him right back up into the same line of fire for a photo op?  And the eagle-eyed sniper spotted the bad guy within a second or two after the shots, but not before?  I generally think conspiracy theories are ridiculous, but that entire thing stunk at the time and it hasn't aged well since.

When it happened, I negged a few folks who either said it was a hoax or wishes that the bullet was a centimeter to the right.  I was wrong for that. 

#25698
18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

It’s ridiculous to think there was a conspiracy on the Trump team’s part to allow someone to fire live ammo at him. Cut it out. That didn’t happen. 

You're right.  There's no way it was live ammo.

 

#25699
3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're right.  There's no way it was live ammo.

 

I mean other than the dude who was shot and killed I guess?

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