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#25751

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BREAKING: A reporter just asked Vladimir Putin TO HIS FACE if he can commit to not killing any more civilians. This is stunning. Putin is never asked these questions in Russia. Journalists are killed over it. We can’t take this freedom for granted.— Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) (@MAGALieTracker)

 

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#25752

the best theory I have heard for dotard's ear is that the bullet hit the teleprompter and shrapnel from that is what hit him. crazy how we didn't hear shit about the kid that shot at him or who he was or why he did it. smells of a setup to me. we may never really know.

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#25753
11 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

the best theory I have heard for dotard's ear is that the bullet hit the teleprompter and shrapnel from that is what hit him. crazy how we didn't hear shit about the kid that shot at him or who he was or why he did it. smells of a setup to me. we may never really know.

 

did the teleprompter shatter ?

#25755
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

did the teleprompter shatter ?

apparently not, so cross that one off:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempted_assassination_of_Donald_Trump_in_Pennsylvania

 

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Some false claims that gained significant circulation were derived from early media reports, superseded by later reports, including the claim that Trump was hit by a glass fragment flying at him from a teleprompter purportedly shattered by a bullet; the teleprompters were intact after the shooting

I love this part:
 

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While some people on the Internet (including left-wing users,[319] right-wing users,[323] and bots) suggested or claimed that the attack had been staged as a false flag, and the words "Trump" and "staged" were briefly the two highest-trending topics in the period immediately after the attack,[320][326][325] no evidence emerged to support that this was the case.

and in looking that up I also found this:
https://taskforce-kelly.house.gov/

#25756
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Good luck to President Trump on today's performance review.

 

I wonder if Putin will make him go shirtless and wear his bondage collar to dinner?

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#25757
Trump couldn’t even walk in a straight line to greet Putin; stumbling like a man who just met gravity for the first time.World stage, red carpet, and he’s out here looking like a malfunctioning Roomba.

 

#25758
2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump couldn’t even walk in a straight line to greet Putin; stumbling like a man who just met gravity for the first time.World stage, red carpet, and he’s out here looking like a malfunctioning Roomba.

 

Trump as a roomba?  Analogy checks out:

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#25761
19 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Nicolle Wallace: "In 10 years we haven't seen Trump touch Melania as much as he touched Putin today." 

There's certainly more blowjob activity between Trump and Putin than there is between Trump and Melania.

She paid her dues, now she's just sticking with the deal to get her payday.

#25763

How we doin?  Checking in for my monthly dose/take of the Trumpler is a nazi.  Does he lean authoritarian and nationalist? Compared to the country club repubs, yes.  Compared to the dems hell to the yeah x 1000.  Do I believe he gonna put people in ovens.  Lol, fk no.  "But, but, but gulags! Torture camps down in Florida!!" Lmfao.  

Also, I just read that i need to unplug.  Lol, ok grandpa, what is this the year 2000?  Unplug from what?  Is the "you must listen to Fox news" still a thing/insult with you guys?  LMFAO, 2001 called they want there shitty ineffective insult back.  Like you can't easily tell when the hacks like Hannity/Waters or on the other side Bash/Tapper/Stepho aren't foaming at the mouth to defend THEIR side.  Lazy takes by some of you. Do better.

Lastly, by all means please inform this dimwitted and uninformed troglodyte where the informed and more sophisticated get their info.  Your top two places will suffice.  This should be good.    

#25766
5 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

 

Lastly, by all means please inform this dimwitted and uninformed troglodyte where the informed and more sophisticated get their info.  Your top two places will suffice.  This should be good.    

1.  Mad Magazine

2.  Twitter

 

That should about cover it.  

#25768
14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

How we doin?  Checking in for my monthly dose/take of the Trumpler is a nazi.  Does he lean authoritarian and nationalist? Compared to the country club repubs, yes.  Compared to the dems hell to the yeah x 1000.  Do I believe he gonna put people in ovens.  Lol, fk no.  "But, but, but gulags! Torture camps down in Florida!!" Lmfao.  

Also, I just read that i need to unplug.  Lol, ok grandpa, what is this the year 2000?  Unplug from what?  Is the "you must listen to Fox news" still a thing/insult with you guys?  LMFAO, 2001 called they want there shitty ineffective insult back.  Like you can't easily tell when the hacks like Hannity/Waters or on the other side Bash/Tapper/Stepho aren't foaming at the mouth to defend THEIR side.  Lazy takes by some of you. Do better.

Lastly, by all means please inform this dimwitted and uninformed troglodyte where the informed and more sophisticated get their info.  Your top two places will suffice.  This should be good.    

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all the rest of you, you should really knock the idiotic conspiracy shit off. 

 

#25770
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

is that putin or a double ?

You mean like a poot poot? 

#25771
20 minutes ago, sidis said:

all the rest of you, you should really knock the idiotic conspiracy shit off. 

You have a bunch of people here who normally don't at all take part in idiotic conspiracy stuff. But everything about what happened there screams "Wait, what? That makes zero sense." The official explanation makes no sense, and the conspiracy angles also make no sense. It's going to get people talking on an internet message board.

#25772

The one thing on the assassination attempt that I can’t understand is dotard not milking it for longer.

He still brings up Biden, Obama, and all kinds of old shit weekly but someone tried to shoot him and with his thin skin, fragile ego, and desire to be macho he never talks about it.

#25773
4 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The one thing on the assassination attempt that I can’t understand is dotard not milking it for longer.

He still brings up Biden, Obama, and all kinds of old shit weekly but someone tried to shoot him and with his thin skin, fragile ego, and desire to be macho he never talks about it.

People started pointing out Rev 13:3 too much. 

#25775
49 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

1.  Mad Magazine

2.  Twitter

 

That should about cover it.  

/r/rickygervais is my goto if TexAgs' politics board is down.

 

You know if there's ever one doubt I have in life about my political affiliation or self-identity. I stop and think, "Do I align with the old bull Ags on this?" If I say "yes!" then I know I'm on the right path after seeing their logical way of living and their completely sane way of interacting with other humans.

 

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#25776
7 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

People started pointing out Rev 13:3 too much. 

 

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#25777
28 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The one thing on the assassination attempt that I can’t understand is dotard not milking it for longer.

He still brings up Biden, Obama, and all kinds of old shit weekly but someone tried to shoot him and with his thin skin, fragile ego, and desire to be macho he never talks about it.

It's honestly the biggest tell to me that the attempt was real.  Deep down, it scares him shitless and makes him feel mortal, so it absolutely tracks that the coward would never bring it up.

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#25778
28 minutes ago, tx ind said:

The one thing on the assassination attempt that I can’t understand is dotard not milking it for longer.

He still brings up Biden, Obama, and all kinds of old shit weekly but someone tried to shoot him and with his thin skin, fragile ego, and desire to be macho he never talks about it.

Elon endorsed him the same day. Told him it was in the bag so no need to milk the “surprise folding chair to the head” move  

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#25779
On 8/14/2025 at 4:48 PM, Gatorubet said:

Not Mexican, but pancakes were on the lunch and dinner menu, as was the delicious bologna and processed cheese product on white bread sammich!

And this feast over rice.

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I remember when those and kraft Mac and cheese would go on sale 3 for $1

#25781
1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

 

Overcrowding in mosquito filled cages under 24 hour lighting are just two of the inhuman, cruel, and degrading conditions detainees at AA face. The Constitution forbids cruel and unusual punishment. Laugh it off somewhere else. Your coprophagic breath stinks. The vast majority of detainees have no criminal history, unlike the pedo in chief.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/alligator-alcatraz-florida-detainees-conditions-fungus-mosquitoes-rcna220205

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#25783
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that is so fucking sad. RIP America

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#25791
29 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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i love him. Jack, not YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM! but he's growing on me...🤔

#25793
44 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

now the party starts!

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It's a starting point for Vlad to lick my balls.

Underrated flick.

#25795

So they both said they came to some agreements, but they wouldn't say what they were and wouldn't take questions. Hopefully Alaska still belongs to us.

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#25796

Putin got what he wanted- international recognition again.  And a fucking red carpet.

#25797
Putin got what he wanted- international recognition again.  And a fucking red carpet.

And further inserting a wedge between the US and NATO and Ukraine. That was Putin’s goal for this meeting, and I’m 100% sure he accomplished it.
#25798

I don’t follow anything where I might see Dotard or hear his voice. Did any reporters remind the viewers that Putin blew up an apartment building of his own citizens so he could win an election ?

#25799

a motherfucking red carpet, and a ride in "The Beast", which is a top-secret vehicle.  I'm sure Vlad didn't slip a bug in the seat crack. 

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#25800
24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And further inserting a wedge between the US and NATO and Ukraine. That was Putin’s goal for this meeting, and I’m 100% sure he accomplished it.

 

trump pulling out of nato is putin's ultimate goal 

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