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#26151
3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

What's that?  Federalism?  Never heard of it.

Signed,

The Federalist Society

What’s that? Freedom? Never heard of it.

Signed,

The Freedom Caucus

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#26153
8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, he paused the fucking meeting to call Putin?

 

What in the ever living fuck?

He forgot his assignment and needed the cliff notes read back to him.

#26154
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Wait, he paused the fucking meeting to call Putin?

 

What in the ever living fuck?

Seriously.  Our POTUS is using the "phone a friend" option when he gets stumped.....except the friend is actually our enemy.

This fucking timeline.

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#26155
17 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

I remember thinking that nobody would ever embarrass the country like GWB did on the world stage. I was way off. GWB was Abe Lincoln compared to this fucker.

No one has done more to rehabilitate W’s image than Donald Trump.

#26156
35 minutes ago, royiv said:

No one has done more to rehabilitate W’s image than Donald Trump.

I mean, the No Gestapo in Bastropo fucking dipshit morons were actually onto something with their W "Miss me yet?" shirts, they just tied them to the wrong goddamned president.

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Go back in time.  Look at that picture, as you looked at it when it first came out.  Now, imagine future you stepping into the room, and telling you "oh....yeah....here's the thing.  Shit gets SO much dumber than this."  You'd have thought that future you was high on crack and meth combined after suffering a horrific TBI.  How could it POSSIBLY get dumber than this?

 

 

#26157

I mean…wut?

Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."

 

#26158
4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I mean…wut?

Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."

 

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#26159
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

I mean…wut?

Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."

 


 

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#26164

Fuck it, Newsom should send Cali Guard troops to a red city with high crime “to help” but no masks for them.

#26166
5 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Fuck it, Newsom should send Cali Guard troops to a red city with high crime “to help” but no masks for them.

I wish it weren't true, but nevertheless:

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#26167
37 minutes ago, Pancho said:

People who believe this are confirming they are idiots

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It's sheer idiocy.

#26168
15 minutes ago, tx ind said:

Fuck it, Newsom should send Cali Guard troops to a red city with high crime “to help” but no masks for them.

Bandera

#26170

Damn ... we missed a golden opportunity in Alaska. Had the B2 flyover and everything ...

 

JD Vance: We need a President who kills terrorists, not negotiates with them.Well, that statement aged like milk.

 

 

#26171
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I mean…wut?

Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."

 

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#26173
7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

The biggest asshole I've ever worked for autosigned his emails with "Warm regards, Melvin."

He'd type a couple of paragraphs of pure, uncut douche rocket, then you'd get that chipper signature.

Wherever Melvin is today, I hope a bird shits into his coffee and he doesn't notice.

 

 

 

 

Bernard

#26174
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

People who believe this are confirming they are idiots

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omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

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#26175
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I mean…wut?

Trump: "When you go to a voting booth, and you do it the right way, and you go to a state that runs it properly, you go in -- they even asked me, they asked me for my license plate. I said, 'I don't know if I have it.' They said, 'Sir, you have to have it.' I was very impressed actually."

 

pffft. blue anon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#26177
9 minutes ago, mchookem said:

omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

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#26179
6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I like voting in different states too. I usually just point to a random vehicle in the parking lot when they ask me for my plates. "There it is."


 

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#26182
1 hour ago, mchookem said:

omg i read that three times and i still can't believe it's real. Washington DC is the most dangerous city in the world turned into the safest city in the world in, what, a week? 

 

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This gif is how I feel daily. About all kinds of things.

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#26183
2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

It's sheer idiocy.

 

This is fantastic.America is really back. Now the men are triggering the left. 🩷🩷

 

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#26184
12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

This is fantastic.America is really back. Now the men are triggering the left. 🩷🩷

 

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#26186

So depressing that all of the other world leaders have accepted that they have to play along with Trump’s flattery clown show just to have a chance to accomplish anything.

#26187
5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's kind of the crazy thing. if he weren't such a total and absolute garbage person and had even an inkling of humanity I believe he could have been as great as he purports to be. instead of choosing the smart but conceited CEO route and hiring really good people and then taking all the credit, he chose the Jerry jones approach and is subsequently burning a very good thing to the ground - just as it was getting really good.

Just a minor change. If he were the total opposite of everything that makes him who he is then sure, he could’ve been a good and successful leader. 

#26188
5 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

You mean W.

So just tied for the worst president in history instead of clearly the worst.

#26189
5 hours ago, royiv said:

No one has done more to rehabilitate W’s image than Donald Trump.

Those were simpler times. 

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#26191
Those were simpler times. 
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9/11 killed a shitload fewer Americans than Trump’s shitty COVID response…as just one example.
#26192
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

9/11 killed a shitload fewer Americans than Trump’s shitty COVID response…as just one example.

Ugh. Yep, for awhile there it was like a 9/11 every day. 

#26196

Meanwhile, Tommy Tuberville, Marsha Blackburn and Markwayne Mullin are the dumbest, most ignorant US senators in American history.

#26197
16 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

The Russians don’t even need to invest in information warfare anymore because Putin can just incept things into Trump’s brain and get him to start flailing around insanely. 

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This post sounds pretty desperate imho.

#26200
6 hours ago, Satchel said:

Meanwhile, Tommy Tuberville, Marsha Blackburn and Markwayne Mullin are the dumbest, most ignorant US senators in American history.

The dumbest, most ignore US senators so far.

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