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#27501
Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.

 

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#27502
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

You've also gone on record as saying you're good at spotting mitochondrial disorders in children with a quick glance of the eye, yes?

Shit. I don’t go on the record for anything. 

#27503
2 hours ago, safe sex said:

I mean, not dead from like entropy but that fucker could have a stoke at any moment.

We all could. It’s never the person you want. 

#27505

hitler; pol pot; stalin; mao zedong; idi amin; mussolini; saddam hussein; kim il-sung; donald trump. thank god one of these guys was old as shit and slovenly out of shape when he took power. patiently waiting.

#27507

So, for all the attention Biden attracted for being senile/demented from #bothsides, I don't recall him ever being pointed out as unavailable or unseen for days.

 

#27508

MAGA:
Donald J Trump,  American President. A man barely alive. We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better. Stronger. Faster. 

#27511
7 hours ago, Da Fino said:

I deal in death for my job. I’ve gotten pretty decent in spotting it. He’s nowhere close to it. 

Yeah, yeah. I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino.

#27512
6 hours ago, BigOrange1 said:

i hope he's dead but they can just go ahead and keep us in the dark about it until after the end of this college football weekend.  i don't need something awesome fucking up the first proper college football weekend of the year.

This. I've been waiting a long time for this weekend and I don't need all the games canceled because of some "This is a time for reflection, not for sports" bullshit. They need to postpone the announcement until at least the end of the LSU-Clemson game tonight. 

Although I wouldn't mind if reports start leaking in say the early 3rd quarter. That could lead to some fun times refreshing this thread while watching the end of the game.

#27513

Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

#27514
13 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

Quite the fever dream. 
 

I like the cut of your jib. 

#27515
14 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! 

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#27516

This artist has done herself

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#27517
6 hours ago, Da Fino said:

Shit. I don’t go on the record for anything. 

Can we quote you on that?

#27518

I have it on good authority…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#27521
9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I have it on good authority…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#27522
1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Ideally, rumors of his death will start circulating during the game today as we lay a humiliating beating on Ohio St with JD Vance in attendance. They'll keep showing JD in his booth as he seemingly panics, maybe about the game, maybe about Dotard dying like a dog. The play by play guy keeps trying to address the rumors of fatso's death but it keeps getting interrupted by another Longhorn touchdown, Castellanos style. "Whether or not the rumors are true, even in these divisive times...oh, and here's Arch again, stiff arm!! Touchdown Texas!!" "At a time like this, it's important to put sports into perspective...oh, ball is tipped!! Up for grabs!! Anthony Hill has got it and is going to take it the other way for 6!!" Color commentator Dusty Dvorcek: "Brad, this is without a doubt the most lopsided beating I've ever witnessed! anyway, our thoughts and prayers to the president, of course."

 

Do we know if Vance will be at the game today? Does he bring the same curse as the Cancun Cooler? We can only hope so. 

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#27523

@Brisketexan

I presume you have knowledge of the location, etc. of YGIFS’ remains?

If so, PM me. If Dotard croaks, I would like to do a rail of coke or two off of his headstone. He would want it that way.

*. If he was cremated, I think the most apropos honor would be to just snort a couple of lines of his ashes (assuming family approves).

#27524
7 minutes ago, scottsins said:

@Brisketexan

I presume you have knowledge of the location, etc. of YGIFS’ remains?

If so, PM me. If Dotard croaks, I would like to do a rail of coke or two off of his headstone. He would want it that way.

*. If he was cremated, I think the most apropos honor would be to just snort a couple of lines of his ashes (assuming family approves).

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#27526
43 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

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You know how ESPN has the eulogy highlight package pre-recorded and ready to go for dozens of aging athletes? I mean, Fox News HAS to have the same for Donnie, right? I'm guessing Hannity with the voiceover.

#27527

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but there's a photo of him alive taken within the past 30 minutes.

 

 

#27529
'Trump and his granddaughter Kai Trump load the motorcade on the south lawn of the White House in Washington DC on August 30, 2025, as they head to Trump National golf course in Sterling, Virginia' (Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Red and bloated. Maybe it's a weekend at Bernie's.

Soon

 

#27532

He’s either dead or almost dead. No way he doesn’t tweet some response to the death rumors if he was remotely cognizant (for him).

#27533

He just got finished with a four day fuck session with Laura Loomer and is about to go shoot a reported 59. 

No one is gonna save us. 

 

#27536
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

He just got finished with a four day fuck session with Laura Loomer and is about to go shoot a reported 59. 

No one is gonna save us. 

 

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#27537
26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

The motherfucker is golfing today? Well it was fun while it lasted.

The real fun for him was in the car with this granddaughter....

#27539
37 minutes ago, Chopper said:
'Trump and his granddaughter Kai Trump load the motorcade on the south lawn of the White House in Washington DC on August 30, 2025, as they head to Trump National golf course in Sterling, Virginia' (Photo by ANDREW CABALLERO-REYNOLDS / AFP) [contains quote post or other embedded content]

Red and bloated. Maybe it's a weekend at Bernie's.

Soon

 

Fake Trump just like Fake Melania. 

#27541
50 minutes ago, Chopper said:
Soon

 

 

The face of masculinity, virility and health.

 

 

#27546

Why does he look more like this guy than the Trump I've seen over the last couple years?

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#27547
41 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

The face of masculinity, virility and health.

 

 

Body Double. These aren't in short supply in South Florida

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