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#28151

the brand spankin' new Jeanine Pirro memorial has been established on 14th Street in DC

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#28152
2/ The author of the expert analysis - @bcfinucane.bsky.social - worked at the State Department under several administrations with these types of use of force issues as his portfolio. https://www.justsecurity.org/119982/legal-issues-military-attack-carribean/

 

5/ These statements by Secretary Rubio make the legal case against the U.S. strike even stronger. (h/t @johnphudson.bsky.social reporting)
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#28154
5 hours ago, wood said:

That's what I was telling my kid yesterday. He's nuts to be going after mail-in ballots. 

 

yet he's voted by mail in ballot 

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#28155
35 minutes ago, Chopper said:
2/ The author of the expert analysis - @bcfinucane.bsky.social - worked at the State Department under several administrations with these types of use of force issues as his portfolio. https://www.justsecurity.org/119982/legal-issues-military-attack-carribean/

 

5/ These statements by Secretary Rubio make the legal case against the U.S. strike even stronger. (h/t @johnphudson.bsky.social reporting)

 

trump is bullet proof

rubio is fucked 

#28157

my man Kyle Clark speaking truth

COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we’d call it by name. It’s authoritarianism. #copolitics #spacecommand #trump #authoritarianism #denver #colorado #denvernews

im expecting him to get fired within a year

40 minutes ago, Chopper said:
2/ The author of the expert analysis - @bcfinucane.bsky.social - worked at the State Department under several administrations with these types of use of force issues as his portfolio. https://www.justsecurity.org/119982/legal-issues-military-attack-carribean/

 

5/ These statements by Secretary Rubio make the legal case against the U.S. strike even stronger. (h/t @johnphudson.bsky.social reporting)

 

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#28158
10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

my man Kyle Clark speaking truth

COMMENTARY: If this was happening in another nation, we’d call it by name. It’s authoritarianism. #copolitics #spacecommand #trump #authoritarianism #denver #colorado #denvernews

im expecting him to get fired within a year

 

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I fuckin' love that guy. It sucks that station is getting bought by nexstar fascist media. 

#28159
3 minutes ago, Chopper said:

I fuckin' love that guy. It sucks that station is getting bought by nexstar fascist media. 

yep... i'm hoping when they fire him he goes on to better/ higher things. he's def talented enough and i've not seen him pull a punch yet, his moderation of one of Boebert's debates was great. how he got picked to moderate a republican primary i can't guess lol

plus his wardrobe is fantastic! 😆

#28161
7 hours ago, 'stache said:

Come on now, they’ll call you “deranged” if you point it out as insane bullshit.

TDS, right?

#28162

fwiw when dubya was president

Case in point: [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#28163

Are They Really Just the Epstein Files—Or Do They Share Cabinet Space With Trump?

https://open.substack.com/pub/thiswillhold/p/are-they-really-just-the-epstein?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Two things:

1) Did Trump really have four F-35’s do a flyover of the White House right in the middle of the Epstein victims’ PC outside the Capitol building today?

2) Luke Skywalker of 2 Live Crew once was invited to an Epstein/Trump party and had to bail because of all the sexual shit going on with likely underage girls? (I’d never heard this story.)

#28165
37 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Are They Really Just the Epstein Files—Or Do They Share Cabinet Space With Trump?

https://open.substack.com/pub/thiswillhold/p/are-they-really-just-the-epstein?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Two things:

1) Did Trump really have four F-35’s do a flyover of the White House right in the middle of the Epstein victims’ PC outside the Capitol building today?

2) Luke Skywalker of 2 Live Crew once was invited to an Epstein/Trump party and had to bail because of all the sexual shit going on with likely underage girls? (I’d never heard this story.)

 

First one is yes.  There was some kind of flyover during the presser on the steps of the capitol

#28167

Caught a second of Trump’s presser from the White House. When did plaster it with all of that tacky gold lame and paint? Damn!

#28168
Just now, Satchel said:

Caught a second of Trump’s presser from the White House. When did plaster it with all of that tacky gold lame and paint? Damn!

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#28171
On 9/2/2025 at 12:05 PM, chainsaw said:

Pardons have no limits, for good reason, but EOs are extremely limited. Trump is just daring everyone else to stop him, and doing as much damage as he can before the courts intervene. He is losing a lot in court, except in a handful of cases in SCOTUS. He spikes the football when that happens, but that doesn't mean EOs are limitless.

Ha ha ha the courts intervene. 

The Supreme Court is a fucking joke of a "branch" of government. 

They are so corrupt. Trumpfuckretards are so fucking stupid that they fell in love with the biggest scam artist in history because he promised to blah blah blah Pelosi is a scam artist blah blah blah swamp blah blah blah drain blahblah...

The root of the problem is that he's a fucking conman. He fucking co-opted the biggest con ever: religion.  

All the fucking religioncon cocksuckers, and every other wannabe conman just helped every single day to become the most tinpot dipshit theifdom in the history of ever because blacks and messicans and gays and Trans sports and god and guns and 2 Corinthians and fucking abortion. 

They all have to die.  It's just that simple.  So,  we either wait them out,  or get to killing. 

#28172
On 9/2/2025 at 12:23 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it doesn't matter how he treats them, it matters who is using them for cover to commit crimes while the courts decide if what they're doing is illegal or not

Oops.

You still believe in the courts. 

 

Wrong answer.

The courts have been bought and paid for. 

#28173
On 9/2/2025 at 2:07 PM, Satchel said:

 

Major billionaire makes bombshell accusation against Trump: ‘Most people are silent’

Dalio, the founder of Bridgewater Associates, told the Financial Times in an interview released early Tuesday that the United States is moving toward autocratic-style politics, pointing to how a decline in trust, “gaps in wealth” and “gaps in values” are pushing “more extreme” policies.

“What is happening now politically and socially is analogous to what happened around the world in the 1930-40 period,” Dalio said.

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/major-billionaire-makes-bombshell-accusation-152515698.html

Duh

#28174
9 hours ago, Texas Jeff said:

Meanwhile, in America:

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#28175
29 minutes ago, SKJ said:

Ha ha ha the courts intervene. 

The Supreme Court is a fucking joke of a "branch" of government. 

They are so corrupt. Trumpfuckretards are so fucking stupid that they fell in love with the biggest scam artist in history because he promised to blah blah blah Pelosi is a scam artist blah blah blah swamp blah blah blah drain blahblah...

The root of the problem is that he's a fucking conman. He fucking co-opted the biggest con ever: religion.  

All the fucking religioncon cocksuckers, and every other wannabe conman just helped every single day to become the most tinpot dipshit theifdom in the history of ever because blacks and messicans and gays and Trans sports and god and guns and 2 Corinthians and fucking abortion. 

They all have to die.  It's just that simple.  So,  we either wait them out,  or get to killing. 

This guy gets it

#28176
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

Caught a second of Trump’s presser from the White House. When did plaster it with all of that tacky gold lame and paint? Damn!

enshittified gilded age.

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#28178
54 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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for the record, that was in response to trump xeeting a distorted photo of Rose O'Donnell.

also

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#28179
pic.twitter.com/FgmQm4gJ5Q

 

#28181
13 hours ago, wood said:
He's such an imbecile.

 

Sorry if posted before... Had a high school classmate who was convinced that he'd get better gas mileage driving south, downhill on the earth's curvature. 

Nice to know that he's got a place in the White House if he could break away from sniffing paint fumes in his garage. 

#28183
(AXIOS) - MAGA is seizing on President Trump's trade war with India to mount a broader crusade against Indian immigration, influence and culture. @axios.com https://www.axios.com/2025/09/04/trump-india-tariffs-visas-immigration

No way!

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#28185
8 hours ago, Chopper said:

for the record, that was in response to trump xeeting a distorted photo of Rose O'Donnell.

also

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I lost it at “SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT”

#28186
12 hours ago, C-Man said:

Are They Really Just the Epstein Files—Or Do They Share Cabinet Space With Trump?

https://open.substack.com/pub/thiswillhold/p/are-they-really-just-the-epstein?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

Two things:

1) Did Trump really have four F-35’s do a flyover of the White House right in the middle of the Epstein victims’ PC outside the Capitol building today?

2) Luke Skywalker of 2 Live Crew once was invited to an Epstein/Trump party and had to bail because of all the sexual shit going on with likely underage girls? (I’d never heard this story.)

I’ve posted this before: there is a military jet formation that does a flyover when folks protest at our state Capitol. They fly over our house on their way downtown.

#28187
1 hour ago, GenXer said:


I lost it at “SHE IS SLOW AND BURPS A LOT”

Surly threadjack (patent applied for) time.  I had an 8th grade algebra teacher named, no joke, Wanda Spoonmore.  She was a great teacher, but fat and waddling and probably had acid reflux.  So she burped into her hand quite a lot and kept a bigass bottle of Rolaids on her desk.  She was formidable and it was a pre-AP class, so no one really joked about her.  One day, she picked up the Rolaids bottle, rattled out the last tablet, and declared "It's gonna be a long day."

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#28188
10 hours ago, wood said:
pic.twitter.com/FgmQm4gJ5Q

 

We know he had zero to do with blowing up the Venezuelan boat

#28189

Did we talk about this yet? Trump doing what he can to hurt Mamdani's mayoral bid this fall. Give DC jobs to Adams and Sliwa to give Cuomo a better chance to win.

 

HED: Trump Advisers Have Discussed a Job for Adams if He Quits Mayor’s Race

SUB: The conversations have also involved finding a place for Curtis Sliwa with the goal of giving Andrew Cuomo a better chance of defeating Zohran Mamdani in November.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/nyregion/trump-adams-sliwa-quit-nyc-mayor.html?unlocked_article_code=1.jE8.Yqet.yawVstoYlQYH&smid=url-share

#28193
3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Oh can we just remove citizenship from Americans who we don't like?

If you're a fascist dictator, yes you can.

#28194

In my lifetime, I’ve never seen so many Americans brainwashed like this, never thought it would be possible. This many people so susceptible to propaganda.

I never understood how someone with any critical reasoning ability could fall for these obvious tactics that Miller and Co. put out daily. But I guess that’s what religion has been doing for thousands of years.

It’s like the Reverend Jim Jones around here. I do know a good joke about Jonestown, Guyana but I can’t tell you…

The punchline’s too long…

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#28195

He should be impeached just for that threat. I mean, in theory. You cannot have your citizenship revoked because the president doesn't like you. We have like laws and rights and shit that protect against that. Pretty sure Trump took an oath, twice, to defend those rights.

In fairness, I doubt it would have been a problem at all if Obama declared publicly that he was considering removing Sean Hannity's citizenship.

#28196
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

You cannot have your citizenship revoked because the president doesn't like you.

You could of stopped right there.  The president has no authority to revoke the citizenship of a natural born citizen.

No, the president cannot unilaterally revoke a person's citizenship. Citizenship can only be lost through a judicial order in a federal court case, typically for naturalization fraud or for naturalized citizens who obtained their citizenship illegally. The Supreme Court has affirmed that citizenship cannot be taken away from those born in the U.S., except through their own voluntary renunciation. 

#28197
14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ho hum ... another day, another distraction from the Epstein files.  Our President is a deranged lunatic.

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President @dril, imo

#28198
44 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Ho hum ... another day, another distraction from the Epstein files.  Our President is a deranged lunatic.

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@Thetexashammer out there crying about the free speech rights of literal Nazis in Germany, and silent on this stuff.

#28199

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#28200
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“Without clear limitations on presidential and military authority, we may find this administration claiming that it can execute alleged drug dealers at home without any judicial process as happened under the Duterte regime in the Philippines,” Warren continued. Former president of the Philippines Rodrigo Duterte is now at the International Criminal Court in The Hague, accused of committing crimes against humanity, including rape, murder, and torture, in the context of the government’s so-called “war on drugs” campaign.

https://truthout.org/articles/experts-say-trump-admins-deadly-boat-attack-amounts-to-extrajudicial-killings/

 

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