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#29456
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:
3 Trump allies, who faced nearly $820M in penalties—Devon Archer ($60M), Trevor Milton ($660M), Carlos Watson ($97M)

 

One of these is not like the other… 🎶

#29457

America’s Ground Proximity Warning is screaming at us.

NEWS - President Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia after his office was unable to find incriminating evidence of mortgage fraud against New York AG Letitia James, sources tell us. Reporting w/ @PCCharalambous & @alex_mallin

 

#29458

I bet those soldiers wish they didn’t fire all those senior JAG officers…

You almost certainly aren’t going to get out of the war crimes tribunal by producing a letter that you solicited because you were aware that the legality of your orders was questionable. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

They’re going to end up like Duterte in the Hague

#29459
9 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

America’s Ground Proximity Warning is screaming at us.

NEWS - President Trump is expected to fire the U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia after his office was unable to find incriminating evidence of mortgage fraud against New York AG Letitia James, sources tell us. Reporting w/ @PCCharalambous & @alex_mallin

 

Doesn't matter.  We're Germanwings Flight 9525, being deliberately flown into a mountain.  The "terrain! terrain! PULL UP!" is just background noise at this point.

Oh, and half the people on the plane are cheering on the pilot as he does so, even though the crash will kill everyone, including them.  Fucking insane.

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#29460
Trump to Karl: You’re not a wonderful person. You’re a terrible reporter. You know it and I know it.

 

#29463
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
3 Trump allies, who faced nearly $820M in penalties—Devon Archer ($60M), Trevor Milton ($660M), Carlos Watson ($97M)

Future Luigis are probably watching Trump's pardon list pretty closely ...

#29464
Significant comments from Republican Sen. Ted Cruz on FCC chair Brendan Carr’s threat to ABC over Jimmy Kimmel. “That’s right out of Goodfellas. That’s right out of a mafioso coming into a bar going ‘Nice bar you have here, it’d be a shame if something happened to it.’” Cruz does the accent:

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#29465

“Justice is reserved for the well-connected.”

Yeah, no. That ain’t justice. That is far from Justice. 
 

Here’s the headline: “Justice cannot touch the well connected.” Which explains the Luigi fandom.

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#29466
1 minute ago, Willfully Horn said:

“Justice is reserved for the well-connected.”

Yeah, no. That ain’t justice. That is far from Justice. 
 

Here’s the headline: “Justice cannot touch the well connected.”

At least the peasants have football.

#29470
5 minutes ago, bluto said:

Actually knew a member in TA, csb

Saw them open for Okkervil River in a tiny little venue in San Diego circa 2010. Place had like 7 foot ceilings. Blew the doors off 

#29471
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
3 Trump allies, who faced nearly $820M in penalties—Devon Archer ($60M), Trevor Milton ($660M), Carlos Watson ($97M)

 

Those civil fines were simply "re-routed" to Dear Leader's checking account.

#29472

Trump asked today in the Oval Office about Leticia James: "I don't really know anything about it. She certainly looks like she's very guilty of something, but I don't really know anything about it." 

#29475
WaPo: Pentagon says it will require reporters "to pledge they won’t gather any information

 

#29477
 

Brian Taylor Cohen paints this is a less flattering light (big shock) than Kaitlyn Collins.

There goes the First Amendment.


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#29478
#BREAKINGUnited States VETOES Security Council draft resolution that would have demanded immediate, unconditional & permanent ceasefire in Gaza, and immediate, dignified & unconditional release of all hostages held by Hamas & other groupsIn Favor: 14Against: 1 (US)Abstain: 0

 

#29479

Just saw an ice recruitment ad on the Iowa Rutgers game. $50k signing bonus. Fuck these putos. 

#29481
New bill filed in Oklahoma that says every public university in the state must have a "Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza" with a statue of Kirk and his family.

 

#29482
39 minutes ago, Pancho said:
#BREAKINGUnited States VETOES Security Council draft resolution that would have demanded immediate, unconditional & permanent ceasefire in Gaza, and immediate, dignified & unconditional release of all hostages held by Hamas & other groupsIn Favor: 14Against: 1 (US)Abstain: 0

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Yes, yes, we are.

#29483
8 hours ago, TexEx15 said:
New bill filed in Oklahoma that says every public university in the state must have a "Charlie Kirk Memorial Plaza" with a statue of Kirk and his family.

 


We’re so far past this but imagine this happening under a democratic regime.

Whooo boy.

 

#29484
8 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s really the question: do Trump supporters/voters actually have the stomach to see through all the cruel policies they voted for?

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#29485
25 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

That’s really the question: do Trump supporters/voters actually have the stomach to see through all the cruel policies they voted for?

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#29487
1 minute ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

I'm not sure white women are the problem.

 

#29490
On 9/18/2025 at 7:40 PM, Biff Tannen said:

I’m starting to struggle with my love of football (and sports in general), as they have become the opiate of the masses while we as a nation are numb to the fascist takeover of our country. 
 

As long as people have their NFL, that’s all they can be bothered with. It has completely taken over the dumbass populace and the oligarchs know it. By the time the season is over, project 2025 will be mostly complete or in motion. And many people will just be blissfully awaiting the next season. 

I've thought that for some time, actually.  The wife (no pics) and I were watching the Cowboys doc on Netflix and I was telling her that the biggest change in sports in my lifetime is the NFL being completely dominant not just in sports but in pop culture.  Monday Night Football used to be like the #10 rated show or something and now random games are getting +20M viewers.  Philly/Chiefs got like 30M.  

It's totally eclipsed even other sports.  I used to like sports talk radio/podcasts but most of them are NFL centric even in the spring and summer.  I just don't give any fucks at all about where Aaron Rogers is going but they're still yammering on about it in July.

Anyway, I think you're right in that it's the opiate that almost everyone is in on.  It's the reason ABC should have pushed back on the Kimmel firing.  "Pull out license?  OK.  We'll shut down ESPN."

 

#29491
11 hours ago, jw4381 said:

Just saw an ice recruitment ad on the Iowa Rutgers game. $50k signing bonus. Fuck these putos. 

My plan is to apply, deposit the $50k then have my bone spur flare up. 

#29492

We keep hearing about threats to pull a network’s license, but, and someone please correct me if I’m wrong, the actual broadcast network doesn’t possess a broadcast license. Except in the case of owned & operated local stations, the networks don’t own the spectrum. The local stations own the licenses so it’s the companies like Tegna, Sinclair, Nexstar, etc that own the actual licenses that the regime keeps on threatening. 

#29495
37 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

White women ain’t gonna do shit

#29496
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

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Sure, they’ve been more than willing to watch the suffering that’s already happened, but:

42 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

This.  Restrictions on birth control, restrictions on women voting and working, mass extermination or imprisonment of people based on religion, race, gender, sexual preference, economic status, or political affiliations…these are all things we are on track to start seeing and I am not sure Trump supporters will stay faithful through all of that.  It might be too late to change anything by the time they wake up, so it might not matter.

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#29499
55 minutes ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

That’s not the only right they will strip from white women, so they won’t be a problem at the voting booth 

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#29500
1 hour ago, Goofyboy said:

I’m waiting for them to outlaw birth control. That MIGHT get white women to wake up.

 

thats the plan in Texas 

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