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#29751
18 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

 

He definitely was/is on Ozympic, and was pissed that it didn't work.

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#29753
24 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "We've got a lot of stupid people in this country running things."

 

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#29754

How long until Trump claims his uncle was the one who first linked Tylenol to autism?    So did Trump find out some C-suite from Kenvue said something mean about him?    Or what Tylenol alternative do they plan on launching next month?  

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#29755
2 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How long until Trump claims his uncle was the one who first linked Tylenol to autism?    So did Trump find out some C-suite from Kenvue said something mean about him?    Or what Tylenol alternative do they plan on launching next month?  

 

1. the orange dumbass doesn't give a shit about autism or any american's health 

2. the orange dumbass's stake on all this ....

Nobel Price in Medicine !!!!

 

 

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#29756
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

1. the orange dumbass doesn't give a shit about autism or any american's health 

2. the orange dumbass's stake on all this ....

Nobel Price in Medicine !!!!

 

 

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*Noble.

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#29757
If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health what until you see what guns do.

 

#29759

Trump hyped a huge autism announcement for months then followed through today with a press conference where his brain leaked out of his ears for an hour while he couldn't pronounce "acetaminophen" and yelled "DON'T TAKE ASPIRIN" over and over. Congratulations, America.
#29760
2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

The first documented case of autism was diagnosed in 1943 by Leo Kanner, an Austrian-American psychiatrist.
 

Tylenol was introduced in 1955 by McNeil Laboratories as Children's Tylenol Elixir, a prescription-only, aspirin-free pain and fever reducer for children. 

 

The dumbest people. Just the absolute dumbest. And we made it happen. 

#29762
7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really can’t take this shit anymore. How does this happen???!??!

Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off.  Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....

#29763
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

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Well, I went to numerous pediatrician appointments; but I didn't second guess shit.  Whatever doc said to get, them kids got it.

You cared so little for your children that you didn't even do your own research?!? You monster!

#29764
15 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Well, you see Gwen Stefani was making a lot of money as a coach on The Voice, and that pissed the host of The Apprentice off.  Then there were some jokes at a White House Correspondents Dinner....


The short track speed skater helmet hairstyle always cracked me up. 

 

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#29765
2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

DOTUS is speaking at the UN GA tomorrow?  That should go well.

I hope that they laugh at him like last time

#29767
11 hours ago, texas08 said:

America first!!!

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But sure, let’s keep poor Americans from getting any aid!!!

Macklecono assured me this guy was crushing it

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#29768
As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

 

#29769
19 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Macklecono assured me this guy was crushing it

Only thing he's crushing is the pube fro sideburns look.

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#29770
Trump’s inability to pronounce “acetaminophen” raises new questions about Joe Biden’s mental state.

 

#29771
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I really can’t take this shit anymore. How does this happen???!??!

It’s made me question my own sanity multiple times. Seemingly much more so lately… it’s all been so unbelievable that I can’t even think of the proper hyperbole to use at this point.

#29773
BREAKING: Trump goes on a wild and unhinged rant spouting misinformation and easily debunked lies about autism. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-rfk-jr-tylenol-autism-b2831565.html

 

#29774

Judging by the headlines across the board tonight, I'd be willing to bet Tylenol's lawyers got ahead of this story with a few carefully worded "if you dare publish this shit" notes to various media companies.

#29775

Just like a lot of MAGA faithful tried hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin for the virus-that-didn’t-exist, I guess we’ll see a trend of sick MAGA pregnant women avoiding Tylenol. Unfortunately, some of their feverish kids will be denied its benefits.

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#29777

another maga question ....

why does trump think a 12 yo is sexually active ?

 

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#29778
This ought to be engraved somewhere.

 

#29780
5 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "I think it has -- I think it's very bad. They're pumping, it looks like they're pumping into a horse. You have a little child, a little fragile child, and you get a vat of 80 different vaccines, I guess. 80 different blends. And they pump it in. So ideally, a woman won't take Tylenol."

 

Trump: "The MMR I think should be taken separately. This is based on what I feel."

 

 But you still gotta get your dip tet right?!

#29782
26 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
This ought to be engraved somewhere.

 

Odds that Ana is in the ER right now seeking ivermectin treatment for the erection he’s had for over four hours?

#29784

Some journo has to take one for the team and ask as clearly and cleanly as possible “Mr president, are you retarded”

#29785
Just now, bluto said:

Some journo has to take one for the team and ask as clearly and cleanly as possible “Mr president, are you retarded”

Gen X would come spontaneously in unison

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#29786

lovely ....

Trump’s EO designating ANTIFA as a domestic terrorist org is worded so that anyone protesting ICE agents, filming or asking them for ID, or informing people of their rights, can be charged as a domestic terrorist.This isn’t an attack on ANTIFA.It’s an attack on our rights.

 

#29788
Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."


he seems fine to me. 

#29789
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
Trump: "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it."


he seems fine to me. 

 

#29791
9 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

You cared so little for your children that you didn't even do your own research?!? You monster!

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#29792
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:
BREAKING: Trump goes on a wild and unhinged rant spouting misinformation and easily debunked lies about autism. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-rfk-jr-tylenol-autism-b2831565.html

 

Yeah but the alternative was a black lady.

What was American supposed to do?

#29793
7 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Just like a lot of MAGA faithful tried hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin for the virus-that-didn’t-exist, I guess we’ll see a trend of sick MAGA pregnant women avoiding Tylenol. Unfortunately, some of their feverish kids will be denied its benefits.

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#29794
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:
This ought to be engraved somewhere.

 

Replace "the announcement on autism" with "SurlyHorns" and you got yourself a permanent motto.

#29795
14 hours ago, Pancho said:
BREAKING: #SCOTUS, 6-3, lets Trump sideline Biden appointee Rebecca Slaughter from Federal Trade Commission. #SCOTUS will also hear arguments in December on overruling Humphrey's Executor, case that upheld Congressional limits on firing FTC members Doc: https://t.co/6SqD6Afz9e

 

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#29796
1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Replace "the announcement on autism" with "SurlyHorns" and you got yourself a permanent motto.

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#29797
14 hours ago, Underdog said:

Not according to @realgreggym 

Pretty sure he drowned staring into the rain, like a guinea hen.

9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 But you still gotta get your dip tet right?!

Mind his little fontanelle!

 

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#29798

The Tylenol announcement has nothing to do with curing autism and everything to do with being able to claim that he cured autism.

He’ll just add it to his list of grievances, along with inflation and the 10+ wars he’s stopped as things people don’t give him credit for, ignoring the obvious fact of them still existing.

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