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#29851
40 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

every time he says "not politically correct" or "weren't politically correct" he's dog whistling. duh, i know.  but it is so blatant.

There is a certain irony that the President of the United States says this shit all the time and then says it's not politically correct.  No, it's not factually or morally correct, but apparently it works just fucking fine for politics.

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#29855
A senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texts me: "This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"

 

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#29857
2 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
A senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texts me: "This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"

 

Tell him to open his borders to all Americans with a 120+ IQ and he'll get to meet a lot of people who understand how embarrassing it is. 

#29858
9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
A senior foreign diplomat posted at the UN texts me: "This man is stark, raving mad. Do Americans not see how embarrassing this is?"

 

We do but we're outnumbered by Beckys from Brownwood posting things like OH NOW THE LIBS DONT WANNA TRUST THE SCIENCE followed by like 10 of those damn laugh cry emojis and I tell ya man those fucking emojis are the worst part just fill me with a deep rage. If facebook would have just added a dislike button people wouldn't have ruined the fucking world with that laugh emoji

#29859
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can’t wait for Trump land to attempt to understand acetaminophen and paracetamol and Tylenol, and to explain it to us. 

Understand it?  They can't even pronounce it.  

#29861
3 hours ago, Derka said:
LMAO the escalator at the UN stopped working as soon Trump and Melania got on and had to walk up

 

it's like how my automatic cat litter box breaks down when the turd and urine balls get too massive.

#29863
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

 

$17 trillion? Wasn’t it $9 trillion just yesterday? He truly is an economic juggernaut!

#29865
1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

If you told me Jerry was letting Putin run the Cowboys, I'd believe you. 

I’d prefer Putin over Jerry. He’d have anyone doing the Cowboys wrong kneecapped. 

#29866
16 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

 

All those accomplishments?

YARN | Fake, fake, fake, fake. | Seinfeld (1989) - S06E14 ...

 

#29867
32 minutes ago, yoladu said:

it's like how my automatic cat litter box breaks down when the turd and urine balls get too massive.

i thought they outlawed that 🤔 

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#29869
So after promising for two years while campaigning to end the war in 24 hours, then flailing around and failing with only escalation by Putin, Trump appears to revert back to Biden’s policy. So much winning.

 

#29870
10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:
So after promising for two years while campaigning to end the war in 24 hours, then flailing around and failing with only escalation by Putin, Trump appears to revert back to Biden’s policy. So much winning.

 

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#29871
1 hour ago, royiv said:

$17 trillion? Wasn’t it $9 trillion just yesterday? He truly is an economic juggernaut!

so he reduced the US national debt by nearly in half?

and if the answer is nope. Where exactly did that $17 trillion go?

#29872
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

 

Pill at the upper right the podium 

#29873
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
EUROPEAN MEDICINES AGENCY: We have “reviewed a large amount of data from pregnant women who used paracetamol during pregnancy .. “.. there is no evidence that would require changes to the current EU recommendations.” @politico.com $KVUE https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-dismiss-donald-trump-claim-autism-paracetamol-use-pregnancy/


 

Trump was talking about acetaminophen stupid libs!

Paracetamol?! Don’t guys even read?

/Maga

#29874
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:
a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

 

wow, so he can read. color me surprised

#29877
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

 

This is so fake.  Says nothing about egg prices.

#29879
For the first time in more than 30 years, attacks by the far left outnumber those by the far right. Daniel Byman and Riley McCabe report on their newly compiled data set of 750 terror attacks and plots in the United States, from January 1994 to July 2025. https://bit.ly/3KjibAw

 

#29880

Trump is 6'3", 235# and in great shape.  Melania is in great shape.  I highly doubt that this obvious UN ploy to embarass our President and First Lady worked as expected.  Really bad idea, and they will pay.

#29882
26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:
For the first time in more than 30 years, attacks by the far left outnumber those by the far right. Daniel Byman and Riley McCabe report on their newly compiled data set of 750 terror attacks and plots in the United States, from January 1994 to July 2025. https://bit.ly/3KjibAw

 

Paywall, but the authors do seem legit and non-partisan 

#29885
7 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."

 

I know this dude says tons of bat shit crazy shit all the time, but this one is near the top. It doesn't even make sense to say when he does. It's just like his brain was thinking it and his mouth just said it.

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#29886
17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Paywall, but the authors do seem legit and non-partisan 

It’s only terrorism if it comes from the terror region in France; otherwise it’s just sparkling political violence. 

#29888
20 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters, who is in the closet in my opinion, just announced that all high schools are required to have a turning point USA chapter. 

 

These people are sick.

 

LOCAL CONTROL!!!!

#29889
26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Oklahoma superintendent of schools Ryan Walters, who is in the closet in my opinion, just announced that all high schools are required to have a turning point USA chapter. 

 

These people are sick.

 

Just when I think that Texas can't get any worse, I am reminded that Oklahoma does indeed suck.

#29890
13 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Thanks for the link. 

Poorly reasoned piece with lots of bullshit. 

Correct.  And it flat-out omits openly right wing attacks, like the murder of a police officer by the dude shooting up the CDC.

#29891
33 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Correct.  And it flat-out omits openly right wing attacks, like the murder of a police officer by the dude shooting up the CDC.

Oh, it also admits right wing violence COMMITTED BY FUCKING ARMS OF THE STATE BECAUSE THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE GOVERNMENT.

See, if some white supremacist body slams a chick, that's political violence.  Give that guy an ICE t-shirt, and it doesn't count.

Shit, I'm gonna bet that in Nazi Germany, there were very few acts of "right wing political violence."  Instead, they were perfectly legal actions by the state.  Gun down jews in the street for sullying the fatherland?  Political violence.  Gun them down and shove them into a pit while you're wearing an SS uniform?  Doesn't count.

#29892
5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, it also admits right wing violence COMMITTED BY FUCKING ARMS OF THE STATE BECAUSE THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE GOVERNMENT.

See, if some white supremacist body slams a chick, that's political violence.  Give that guy an ICE t-shirt, and it doesn't count.

Shit, I'm gonna bet that in Nazi Germany, there were very few acts of "right wing political violence."  Instead, they were perfectly legal actions by the state.  Gun down jews in the street for sullying the fatherland?  Political violence.  Gun them down and shove them into a pit while you're wearing an SS uniform?  Doesn't count.

The urge to both sides everything is running this country into the ground.

#29893
1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

The urge to both sides everything is running this country into the ground.

It's fucking insane.  And it even counts the wrong thing.  Number of events?  Who gives a fuck.  Do the fucking body count.

A hippie punching a Trumper counts the same as as dude slaughtering two dozen hispanics in El Paso.  Jesus fucking Christ.

Putting fucking shoplifters next to mass murderers and saying "see, they're both criminals!"  Fucking insane.

#29894
9 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

The urge to both sides everything is running this country into the ground.

It's the actual pussification of the country.

#29895
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh, it also admits right wing violence COMMITTED BY FUCKING ARMS OF THE STATE BECAUSE THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE GOVERNMENT.

See, if some white supremacist body slams a chick, that's political violence.  Give that guy an ICE t-shirt, and it doesn't count.

Shit, I'm gonna bet that in Nazi Germany, there were very few acts of "right wing political violence."  Instead, they were perfectly legal actions by the state.  Gun down jews in the street for sullying the fatherland?  Political violence.  Gun them down and shove them into a pit while you're wearing an SS uniform?  Doesn't count.

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#29897

Some people believe in conspiracies

Film at 11

Wake me up when the candidate herself claims it, multiple legal challenges get filed, or ya know, the Capitol gets stormed to install Kamala as President for her rightful victory in 2024

#29898
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Correct.  And it flat-out omits openly right wing attacks, like the murder of a police officer by the dude shooting up the CDC.

The cutoff for their plot was July 4 and that happened in August. These two are at MIT and CSIS and have called out RW violence for years. Getting angry at academics when data doesn’t align with priors is the dark MAGA way.

”RW violence dips when extremists believe the state is implementing their agenda” is its own troubling and plausible thesis. I imagine Islamic terror I in Afghanistan has dipped since the Taliban took over and I don’t see that as either comforting or a positive commentary on the Taliban. 

#29899
40 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

The Atlantic is really channeling their inner Anastasis today. 

 

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I don’t think she would’ve won. I think winning every swing state is pretty sus given the probabilities.

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#29900

Perusing the Costco savings this month and they gotta be trolling 

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