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#30602
17 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jon Adams. #NewYorkerCartoons Sign up for our humor newsletter to get the Daily Cartoon right in your inbox: nyer.cm/niP6eXi

 

 

Saw this in the New Yorker and just don't get it??? : r/ExplainTheJoke

#30604
3 hours ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

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You need to try harder

#30607
4 hours ago, RollLeft said:

How are you doing today, ye People of Walmart?  Still fkn triggered, is my guess.  May you continue to be exactly who/what you hate!   Remember to stay in your bubble/circle jerk because faith comes by hearing, lmao.  Oh, the irony.  Cheers!

You should really change your user name to something like “roll right” or “right roller” or “gigantic asshole” just to name a few.

#30608
12 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

You telling me I have to be a Jimmy Kimmel fan and root for Rory fucking McIlroy because of this fat orange fuck?

I liked the Man Show, and Kimmel’s fawning on the Stern show was amusing. His late night show was boring. Until this weekend, I had no reason to give a shit about Rory. I did respect the sport of golf, though, as my dad loved to play it.

So, yeah, what you said.

#30609
2 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

You should really change your user name to something like “roll right” or “right roller” or “gigantic asshole” just to name a few.

It's the "people of Walmart" that gets me. Upside down world I guess, but the entire thing is so nonsensical. I know we can't get any actual defense of anything happening in this fucking hellscape, but it would be nice if the drive-by posts at least made sense as insults. 

#30610
3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's the "people of Walmart" that gets me. Upside down world I guess, but the entire thing is so nonsensical. I know we can't get any actual defense of anything happening in this fucking hellscape, but it would be nice if the drive-by posts at least made sense as insults. 

Just put the motherfucker on ignore, which is what I did after the second time he came in here, drive-by trolling. It's not like you'll miss any of his posts elsewhere on the board, as he brings absolutely nothing to the table.

#30611
* Charlie Kirk gets killed. *MAGA: THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!! 🤬* Iraq veteran with American flags on his truck shoots up a church. *MAGA: Come on guys, let's not be quick to judge.

 

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#30612
2 hours ago, Slacks said:

I've always wondered... Shouldn't Christians look forward to the Antichrist?

 

they've accepted the orange dumbass as their messiah 

 

 

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#30614

If you’d rather give the clicks to BlueSky. This is the same video Pancho posted.

This is one of the most demented things Trump has posted
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#30615

Yeah, about that.

 

Sen. Roger Marshall: "It seems very disingenuous for the Democrats to be blaming President Trump for these rural hospital struggles. The reason rural hospitals are struggling is because of the bad economy."

 

#30616

Jesus tapdancing Christ.  It's like a 10-year-old child found a wallet with 3 billion dollars and the presidency in it.

#30617
So what he’s saying is that he’s completely incompetent and incapable of governing his own state so he wants Orange Daddy to send troops. https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3lzzf4zuor62a [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#30619

Im gonna say the Bad Bunny outrage is mostly manufactured and bot driven like the Sydney Sweeney jeans outrage was on the other side. Bad Bunny was pretty likeable in Happy Gilmore 2 which is on the maga dude required watch list.

Im sure the committed ones are upset, but realize there's a huge appetite for "maga chuds are mad about this dumb shit" stories in left spaces just like "libs are crying about this now" stories are like catnip to the facebook crowd

#30620
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

 

 

#30621
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

#30622
1 minute ago, Pancho said:
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

bill murray this man has no dick GIF by Ghostbusters

#30623
23 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

#30624
32 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

Do you think @Enchubben sees the racism in that?

#30625
34 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

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Spoiler alert: Chuck will not prove you wrong. 

#30626
1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

That video is a gift.

Let's see if the Democrats know how to use it to their advantage.

I have my doubts. Prove me wrong, Chuck!

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#30629
4 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Saw this in the New Yorker and just don't get it??? : r/ExplainTheJoke

I'd like to see that complaint get rectified. 

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#30630
8 hours ago, Pancho said:
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

Holy fuck

#30631
9 hours ago, Pancho said:
Marshall: For the Democrats to sit there and blame Republicans for the plight of rural hospitals is just so wrong.Collins: But couldn't the president just say these demands are ridiculous and not post a video with Hakeem Jeffries wearing a sombrero?

 

Instead of calling out the multiple blatant lies in his statement this dumb cunt asks about the AI video 

#30632

Big applause line falls flat. Totally quiet. Also he's prancing around the stage playing pocket pool like a coked up pedo.

“To our enemies: FAFO” (holds for applause that doesn’t come) Cringey awkward moment as Hegseth summons all 🇺🇸 generals to hear him do a one-man show about how strong we are

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This is the cringiest MF on the planet. He’s actually saying this to our most senior military officers from around the world.

 

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#30634
25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Big applause line falls flat. Totally quiet. Also he's prancing around the stage playing pocket pool like a coked up pedo.

“To our enemies: FAFO” (holds for applause that doesn’t come) Cringey awkward moment as Hegseth summons all 🇺🇸 generals to hear him do a one-man show about how strong we are

extended version

This is the cringiest MF on the planet. He’s actually saying this to our most senior military officers from around the world.

 

He's a dork cosplayer addressing real, honorable, career military.  How else would you expect it to go?

#30635

He seems unhealthily obsessed with “woke”, DEI, etc. He also referenced “that climate change shit”. So just a well-rounded person.

#30636
1 minute ago, Red Five said:

He seems unhealthily obsessed with “woke”, DEI, etc. He also referenced “that climate change shit”. So just a well-rounded person.

You're telling me a fox news talking head with a drinking problem that's thrown an axe into the Army Band may have a few fuckin screws loose???

#30638

They're so desperate for a stage where they can prance around and look tough that they flew in all the top military commanders to DC. And then they put in on tv. It's a commentary on how unserious, pathetic and clueless they are. Joseph Heller-type material. 

#30639
11 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
starting to think that an increasingly senile trump is being shown a different reality by his aides by making ai videos of shit and telling him it’s real news

 

 

he's been mainlining fox news for ages now, so, yes, he is being shown a completely false narrative. but it didn't take his aids to do that.

#30640
14 minutes ago, Captainant said:

You're telling me a fox news talking head with a drinking problem that's thrown an axe into the Army Band may have a few fuckin screws loose???

Hahahaha!
A-hahaha!

*wheeeeeze*

Hahahaha!

 

#30641
4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

he's been mainlining fox news for ages now, so, yes, he is being shown a completely false narrative. but it didn't take his aids to do that.

I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 

Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 

 

#30642
12 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, about that.

 

Sen. Roger Marshall: "It seems very disingenuous for the Democrats to be blaming President Trump for these rural hospital struggles. The reason rural hospitals are struggling is because of the bad economy."

 

“Biden’s economy”

#30643

banana pudding brain

Trump to generals: "We have beautiful paper, the gorgeous paper. I said, 'throw a little more gold on it, they deserve it. I want the A paper not the D paper.' We used to sign a piece of garbage ... I want to use the big beautiful firm paper."

 

#30644
20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 

Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 

 

One thing, though, are there any dissenters in the Trump Organization DC?

#30645
I feel fairly comfortable believing Stephen Miller and Co. curate everything he sees and hears in their "briefings". 
Assuming books are still legal, we'll hear about it eventually. 
 

Remember when we all laughed at the story that the WH was running an endless loop of the “Gorilla Channel” on Trump’s TV so he’d just sit occupied by it for hours while the adults ran the country? I ‘member. Pepperidge Farm remembers. Those were simpler/safer times.






(I post this with complete knowledge that story was entirely fake. Believable — because what isn’t with this fuckstick — but fake.)
#30646
13 hours ago, Pancho said:

This is the President of the United States posting this shit…

(if you care to listen)

 

This is one of the most demented things Trump has posted

 

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#30647
14 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

I liked the Man Show, and Kimmel’s fawning on the Stern show was amusing. His late night show was boring. Until this weekend, I had no reason to give a shit about Rory. I did respect the sport of golf, though, as my dad loved to play it.

So, yeah, what you said.

lol

#30649
15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Jon Adams. #NewYorkerCartoons Sign up for our humor newsletter to get the Daily Cartoon right in your inbox: nyer.cm/niP6eXi

 

 

shit.

#30650

he's drooling and pissing his pants and talking about walking down stairs

Trump: "I'm very careful when I walk down stairs, like I'm on stairs, I walk very slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall because it doesn't work out well."

 

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