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#31852
56 minutes ago, bolverk said:

So, did she like.just call the White House switchboard and ask Lily Tomlin in Mexican if she could talk to la Trampa or what?

when you have tears in your eyes and address him as "sir", they put you right through.

#31853
8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

As opposed to hegseth who preaches the gospel of johnny walker. 

 

The gospel of Johnnie Walker? Sheeeeit, I'm the most important disciple. Someone tell Kegsbreath 

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#31854

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trump: We’ve gotten prices way down for groceries. Oil especially. Today we broke 60 a barrel. We think the oil is going to be under 2 a gallon very soon

 

#31855
31 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

 

hopping off the shelves?

#31856
1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trump: We’ve gotten prices way down for groceries. Oil especially. Today we broke 60 a barrel. We think the oil is going to be under 2 a gallon very soon

 

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

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#31857
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

 

the saudis love it 

#31859
23 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

$2 a gallon oil would be great for O&G. We can destroy a lot of capital at $84 per bbl by promising the moon to dumb bankers like rex. 

It's astonishing.  His broken brain conflates oil and gasoline and yet the simps just sit back there and clap.

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#31860
Trump in 2017: “Qatar has been a funder of terrorism at a very high level.”Trump administration in 2025: We are building a Qatari Air Force facility in the United States.

 

#31861
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trump: We’ve gotten prices way down for groceries. Oil especially. Today we broke 60 a barrel. We think the oil is going to be under 2 a gallon very soon

 


If it’s <$60 / bbl then $/bbl of oil like he just said is already $1.43 / gal. Last I checked that’s less an 2!

Mission Accomplished.

And what’s that? He meant gas?

Oh. Cool. You’re probably right.

Down 70% this is amazing.

Fuck that’s great. So much winning 

I cant believe under Biden we were paying [checks math] $6.67 / gal! 
Holy shit! 
No wonder Trump won. Not sitting administration could possibly expect to win with an average $6.67 / gal gas across the US.

Libtards just can’t see how bad it was with their stage 3 TDS.

Sad.

 

#31862
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Trump: "The person who actually got the Nobel Prize called today, called me, and said 'I'm accepting this in honor of you, because you really deserved it.' A really nice thing to do. I didn't say 'Then give it to me, though.'"

 

He 100% said that.

I would bet the life of my children on it.

#31863
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

drill baby drill !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Trump: We’ve gotten prices way down for groceries. Oil especially. Today we broke 60 a barrel. We think the oil is going to be under 2 a gallon very soon

 

An entire lineup of idiots. Honest to God all I do is laugh every single time I see this stuff. He could get up there and say he has a massive dong and they'd all applaud and smile.

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#31864

lolololol

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

 

#31866
A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week:

 

#31867

55 year old racist wigger doesn’t approve of college kids’ fashion choices:

Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.

 

#31870
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

What is this hate rally the radical right keeps mentioning?

It's a No Kings rally.  That's it.  That's the rally.

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#31871

lulz

SOMEONE JUST OPENED A #BITCOIN SHORT 30 MINS BEFORE TRUMP'S TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT AND JUST CLOSED WITH $88,000,000 PROFIT HE OPENED THIS ACCOUNT TODAY 👀

 

#31873
3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

SOMEONE JUST OPENED A #BITCOIN SHORT 30 MINS BEFORE TRUMP'S TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT AND JUST CLOSED WITH $88,000,000 PROFIT HE OPENED THIS ACCOUNT TODAY 👀

 

Not sure how this can be legal

#31874
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lolololol

Trump got a Covid vaccine today.

 


That explains the stroke like symptoms 

/RFK

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#31876
14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

 

why do you hate america ??

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#31878
46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Not sure how this can be legal

“Our puts will expire worthless today if the market doesn’t come down. Threatening China is the best way to do it.”

 

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#31879

damn !!!!!

Shoutout to this guy for opening a $330M short position on Ethereum minutes before Trump announced more tariffs on China.Let the corruption live on.

 

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#31882
2 hours ago, Derka said:
A food bank lined up with military members who didn’t receive a paycheck this week:

 

And again, how the living fuck is a democrat in that state/district/anywhere not right there working the food pantry or handing out gift cards with a dozen camera crews riding along. 

#31883
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

SOMEONE JUST OPENED A #BITCOIN SHORT 30 MINS BEFORE TRUMP'S TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT AND JUST CLOSED WITH $88,000,000 PROFIT HE OPENED THIS ACCOUNT TODAY 👀

 

 

35 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

damn !!!!!

Shoutout to this guy for opening a $330M short position on Ethereum minutes before Trump announced more tariffs on China.Let the corruption live on.

 

 

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#31884

Old Hedgehog had to come out and issue a "clarification" after MAGA lost their shit.

Important clarification:The U.S. military has a long-standing partnership w/ Qatar, including today’s announced cooperation w/ F-15QA aircraft. However, to be clear, Qatar will not have their own base in the United States

 

#31887
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz

SOMEONE JUST OPENED A #BITCOIN SHORT 30 MINS BEFORE TRUMP'S TARIFF ANNOUNCEMENT AND JUST CLOSED WITH $88,000,000 PROFIT HE OPENED THIS ACCOUNT TODAY 👀

 

Just remember that Bitcoin IS CLEARLY NOT A SCAM. I cannot believe there are people on this site who actually think it's legit. How little intelligence do you have to possess to realize it's a scam? One of the more baffling things that has happened. I hope everyone here that tries to buy that garbage goes broke and lives in a van down by a river that has run completely dry.

#31890
20 hours ago, Pancho said:
Christian nationalist pastor Brian Sauvé calls for "rebellious" young Black men to be executed by the state, in accordance with the Bible: "Basically, take ghetto culture, it would describe this to a T." https://t.co/EFi2USRXCh

 

I guarantee-fucking-tee you this cunt is a goddamned child molester.

#31892
11 hours ago, Dnaguy said:


If it’s <$60 / bbl then $/bbl of oil like he just said is already $1.43 / gal. Last I checked that’s less an 2!

Mission Accomplished.

And what’s that? He meant gas?

Oh. Cool. You’re probably right.

Down 70% this is amazing.

Fuck that’s great. So much winning 

I cant believe under Biden we were paying [checks math] $6.67 / gal! 
Holy shit! 
No wonder Trump won. Not sitting administration could possibly expect to win with an average $6.67 / gal gas across the US.

Libtards just can’t see how bad it was with their stage 3 TDS.

Sad.

 

Yep. Price of gas was high so Americans put in a failed-businessman for President for a second time. It's literally that simple. 

What can we do to reform this? Intelligence exams before voting? 

#31893
6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Sitting member of the House Foreign Affairs Committee

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So, a serious statesman dedicated to all her constituents and not a weirdo crank who only got elected showing her ass online?

Click below and I'll prove if you've forgotten. I'm not even kidding:

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#31895
8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

So, a serious statesman dedicated to all her constituents and not a weirdo crank who only got elected showing her ass online?

Click below and I'll prove if you've forgotten. I'm not even kidding:

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She makes a great point 

#31896

this is just everyday shit now, a blip on the everyday radar. the flood the zone tactic is working better than they ever could have hoped for.

BREAKING: Look at this.A new crypto account was opened yesterday morning.30 minutes BEFORE Trump's announcement of 100% tariffs on China, it added a huge multi-million dollar levered Bitcoin short position, per YF.The market dumped.The trader made a profit of $192 million…

 

#31897
16 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

He let them run that?

Watch it.  It's not what you hope for. It's very favorable for Trump.  But then it only addresses the hands and ankles.  They leave so many unanswered larger questions, and I imagine they leave out quite a bit of other maladies and meds he is on.  

 

#31899
this is just everyday shit now, a blip on the everyday radar. the flood the zone tactic is working better than they ever could have hoped for.
 

It’s an openly criminal regime. And not only do his fans not care…they LIKE IT. Because being able to openly flout the law is the ultimate display of power - the “wadda ya gonna do about it?” ethos. And that’s what they like, because at heart, they’re all loser bullies. @Enchubben will deny it, but his loyalties betray him.
#31900

Pathetically funny - the story of one buyer who received a defective RUMP watch

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