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#31901
20 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Pathetically funny - the story of one buyer who received a defective RUMP watch

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Has asshole ever worn one of those pieces of shit in a public outing?  I only remember the ladies watch he likes to flaunt, but he probably "outgrew" it with his swollen wrists.

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#31904
1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Has asshole ever worn one of those pieces of shit in a public outing?  I only remember the ladies watch he likes to flaunt, but he probably "outgrew" it with his swollen wrists.

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#31908

what's the legal argument for wanting a membership list ?

🚨BREAKING: MAGA just got played, again.Trump’s current government, through Pam Bondi, just convinced a federal judge to force a gun rights group to hand over its membership list.That’s a gun owner registry.No law. No vote. Just betrayal from within.MAGA built the…

 

#31911
1 hour ago, Willfully Horn said:

This story is nuts. Is this NowThis? Was he really arrested for quoting turnip? Surly minds want to know.

 

My bad. This guy only posted a “get over it” meme.

 

 

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My original post was about a different dude

#31912
1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

He was arrested for posting this:

 

“Fk their parade, I say we lock and load and pay them back for taking out Charlie Kirk”

 

 

Yeah, that’s not a turnip quote. Surprised posting that is a crime in Texas, though.

#31913
18 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Yeah, that’s not a turnip quote. Surprised posting that is a crime in Texas, though.

I fucked up my search and posted about a different dude

#31914
1 hour ago, HornPhD said:

I fucked up my search and posted about a different dude

Ok. The guy, a former cop, posted turnip’s “we need to get over it” meme. About a school shooting. Folks in Tennessee thought he was making a threat against a local school. Bail set at 2 million.  He was the first person charged with violating a new law that sought to address violent social media posts.
 

His next hearing is Dec 4th. My opinion is that he won’t be convicted, but he is paying for the ride.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/crime/2025/10/11/hearing-set-for-ex-tennessee-cop-charged-with-making-threats-after-charlie-kirk-death/86603733007/

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#31915

WASHINGTON — John Bolton, a former national security adviser to President Donald Trump turned prominent Trump critic, is expected to be charged with federal crimes soon, according to two federal officials with knowledge of the investigation

#31919
WASHINGTON — John Bolton, a former national security adviser to President Donald Trump turned prominent Trump critic, is expected to be charged with federal crimes soon, according to two federal officials with knowledge of the investigation

I’m really hoping that the charges are related to unlawfully possessing and retaining classified government records.
#31920
12 minutes ago, scottsins said:


I’m really hoping that the charges are related to unlawfully possessing and retaining classified government records.

Seems like the low hanging fruit. 

#31922

Trump is like Krusty the Clown. He'll slap his name on absolutely anything if it makes him a few bucks. Only difference is Trump is the fucking president.

 

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#31923
Trump claims that “Biden’s FBI” placed 274 agents into the crowd on January 6.Except Biden wasn’t president. Trump was.

 

“if this is so, which it is.” lmao, this fucking moron.

#31924
8 minutes ago, Derka said:
Trump claims that “Biden’s FBI” placed 274 agents into the crowd on January 6.Except Biden wasn’t president. Trump was.

 

“if this is so, which it is.” lmao, this fucking moron.

There's some document out there that they are claiming puts 274 FBI agents there.  I looked at the document, which is some kind of after-action spreadsheet list of items, and it doesn't say that at all.

I have no idea what they're blathering about.

Here's the answer. https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-many-274-fbi-044816806.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAALhu046t6kYtusyPFODln36zLckIqKD3LeEg6HmWUxZc_vgxm-w4sQB1UG6EtKBrsSQ4JLU_oL_DNqbTTkBol-QsqpovgKXdKVvB3Z7BV86lgCNKPV1R9RQoqEn0oa1tQtEpmLKp593NpF4qWdXNIV_4ioti390WKOk65dEqdfEW

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#31925

Well, if Biden does have his own private FBI force, I wish he would fucking use is it right now. Though, of course not. Typical Biden.

DO SOMETHING! -- Thrawn

#31926
Can confirm. Some CDC experts who were RIFed on Friday have already had their firings rescinded by the administration.

@greggym  Adults in charge!

#31927

it’s funny (and sad, and scary) because it’s true:

 

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#31929

Our criminal justice system in all its glory: Wrongful conviction, serve 43 years, finally exonerated because at trial the PA DA hid evidence that indicated the accused did not commit the crime, finally get released only to be rearrested by ICE because they have a deportation order based on your wrongful conviction.

The deportation order is based on Vedam’s conviction for murder—a crime he did not actually commit and for which he’s now been wholly exonerated. He entered the US at 9 months old and was a legal permanent resident before his conviction. We are so, so, so far from the light of justice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#31930
BREAKING: Four dead and 20 more injured in a shooting at a bar on an idyllic South Carolina island. https://t.co/IIWWjRtQFs

this is america.

#31931

Not only was Trump POTUS when those 274 FBI plants started the Jan 6 insurrection, they were following the orders of the FBI director, who was appointed by Biden Trump.

#31932
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Our criminal justice system in all its glory: Wrongful conviction, serve 43 years, finally exonerated because at trial the PA DA hid evidence that indicated the accused did not commit the crime, finally get released only to be rearrested by ICE because they have a deportation order based on your wrongful conviction.

The deportation order is based on Vedam’s conviction for murder—a crime he did not actually commit and for which he’s now been wholly exonerated. He entered the US at 9 months old and was a legal permanent resident before his conviction. We are so, so, so far from the light of justice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

Lol we are such losers. 

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#31933

If you can take the pompous, regarded blather for the first minute this is hilarious

if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#31935

So the Republicans hold the majority in the Senate, and one Democrat even voted for the Republican plan, but somehow it's the Democrats' fault because 60 votes were required?  Maybe it's the 60 vote threshold that's the issue, huh?

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#31936
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Our criminal justice system in all its glory: Wrongful conviction, serve 43 years, finally exonerated because at trial the PA DA hid evidence that indicated the accused did not commit the crime, finally get released only to be rearrested by ICE because they have a deportation order based on your wrongful conviction.

The deportation order is based on Vedam’s conviction for murder—a crime he did not actually commit and for which he’s now been wholly exonerated. He entered the US at 9 months old and was a legal permanent resident before his conviction. We are so, so, so far from the light of justice. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

that DA should get the needle tonight. mandatory 

#31937
4 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So the Republicans hold the majority in the Senate, and one Democrat even voted for the Republican plan, but somehow it's the Democrats' fault because 60 votes were required?  Maybe it's the 60 vote threshold that's the issue, huh?

In every other functioning democracy in the world, the ruling party would seek to compromise instead of demanding the opposition rollover, and stomping hteir churlish little feet until they do so. 

#31938
7 minutes ago, Chopper said:

In every other functioning democracy in the world, the ruling party would seek to compromise instead of demanding the opposition rollover, and stomping hteir churlish little feet until they do so. 

No disagreement whatsoever.

#31939
33 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If you can take the pompous, regarded blather for the first minute this is hilarious

if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

Now you grow a spine. Fuck you all

 

ps trumps nicknames are his true talent and Slopadophalus is HOF worthy

#31940
39 minutes ago, Chopper said:

If you can take the pompous, regarded blather for the first minute this is hilarious

if we'd treated their obvious baldfaced lies and deflections more like this over the past eight years maybe we wouldn't be in this situation shocking how easy it is when you actually see it done [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

I 'm not a fan of Stephanopolous, but Tim Russert would be proud of that moment. 

#31943

I don't doubt that it was some insider, but I doubt that post has any facts behind it.

I do believe it has been documented that Barron has profited handsomely from the Bitcoin scam, though.

#31944

so that 'lucky guy' that everyone was pointing out last week is supposedly Barron? lol

i mean yeah sounds like ragebait bullshit and also exactly like something that would happen in this timeline 🤣

#31946
26 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

Why? You think there are lines that family won’t cross?

No not at all, but it's still fact free.

One of the irritating things about Trumpco is when they make a fact-free assertion and something later comes to light that makes it partially true.  Like that vindicates the initial lie.

#31947
47 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

No not at all, but it's still fact free.

One of the irritating things about Trumpco is when they make a fact-free assertion and something later comes to light that makes it partially true.  Like that vindicates the initial lie.

Well, if you’ll feel vindicated by partial truths, then consider the investment the family has made in bitcoin. They knew tariffs were coming, and that BTC would be affected. Bitcoins have no regulatory agency. It is ludicrous to me to argue they didn’t position themselves to benefit from the situation. It is as certain to me as the noise that is made when a tree falls in a forest.

Edited to say that I realize you aren’t making that argument, and are pointing out the lack of proof.
 

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/critics-say-trumps-policies-weaken-the-u-s-dollar-as-his-businesses-invest-in-crypto

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#31949
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

No disagreement whatsoever.

I wasn't expecting you to but sorry if i came off as argumentative.

#31950
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

In every other functioning democracy in the world, the ruling party would seek to compromise instead of demanding the opposition rollover, and stomping hteir churlish little feet until they do so. 

In every other functioning democracy in the world, the government would have fallen.

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