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#32751
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Lotta deer hunters in WPB?  Was it in a palm tree?

lol...It could've been a photographer's platform, or their definition of "viewpoint of trump's landing spot" may be absurd

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#32752
1 minute ago, Chopper said:

lol...It could've been a photographer's platform, or their definition of "viewpoint of trump's landing spot" may be absurd

Apparently there is a decent amount of hunting down there.  Probably not in range of an aircraft runway though.

I agree that it's probably something a photographer did.

#32753
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Apparently there is a decent amount of hunting down there.  Probably not in range of an aircraft runway though.

I agree that it's probably something a photographer did.

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

#32754
10 minutes ago, bluto said:

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

With shells that have “this trump assasonation attempt made possible by a generous grant from the g soros antifa foundation” etched on them. 

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#32756
2 hours ago, C-Man said:

I assume this got posted at some point. If not …
 

Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America


 

Unfucking believable this asshole is president. 

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#32757

This is not really an original thought, but I've spent the last year plus trying to figure out how I keep relationships with the Dotardarians in my life. Recently, I have shifted to "how many of them can I remove from my life and how fast can I do it". It's just not feasible at this point to remain friendly with anyone who still supports this. In the same way I could never be friendly with an actual nazi or member of the KKK.

#32759
8 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Plot twist: The poop video was meant to be a hype video and the people getting shat on by DJT are his voters. 

That is very German 

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#32760

President Trump posting a video of him in a King Trump airplane dropping shit over Americans just makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how unprofessional Obama was that time he took off his suit jacket in the Oval Office. 

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#32762

rotflmao

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM! “A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail” https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html

 

#32763
3 hours ago, bluto said:

You Fuvkin rube, that deer stand was purchased on a soros corporate card and they found a bazooka nested by it. 

Man. Bazooka would be amazing 

#32764
44 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM! “A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail” https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html

 

with a photo of the 8...not the 5

for fuck's sake, the shit happened near Basilone Rd, about 35 miles N of where that photo was taken.

#32766
49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM! “A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail” https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html

 

Too much to ask for a short round I guess.

#32767
49 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM! “A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail” https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html

 

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#32768
Trump just posted this.

 

#32769
58 minutes ago, Chopper said:

rotflmao

EVERYBODY WARNED THEM! “A 155-millimeter shell fired during a live-fire demonstration for the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a Calif. Highway Patrol vehicle & motorcycle that were part of JD Vance’s protective detail” https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/us/politics/shell-interstate-5-marines-california.html

 

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lol

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#32771
19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The adults are back in charge.

Pete Hegseth conducted a live fire exercise over I-5 as part of a made-for-Fox stunt for him and Vance which had a misfire that struck a Highway Patrol vehicle and could have killed people?Who could have foreseen this?

 

#32772
14 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Too much to ask for a short round I guess.

Apparently even short shots didn't work well for Whisky Pete either

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#32776

Link?

Trump: "We're in Chicago now ... Beautiful Black woman wearing MAGA caps all over the city. It's the most incredible thing. I love it."

 

#32777
President Trump COMMUTED George Santos’ sentence. It was a Witch Hunt from the very beginning & criminals

Can't wait for good ol' George to get a job in a Fed Agency, or as a contractor/consultant. And Pres Huff & Puff (bone spur boy) yammering about someone else telling lies. 
Make America Gasp Again

#32778
44 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:
President Trump COMMUTED George Santos’ sentence. It was a Witch Hunt from the very beginning & criminals

Can't wait for good ol' George to get a job in a Fed Agency, or as a contractor/consultant. And Pres Huff & Puff (bone spur boy) yammering about someone else telling lies. 
Make America Gasp Again

How long before George is criming again?

#32779
50 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How long before George is criming again?

He’ll get rich from his Kitara Ravache podcast.

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#32780
51 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

How long before George is criming again?

 

im sure he'll be fully booked ...

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#32781

America First, I was told.

 

 

Q: What do you have to say to farmers who feel that the deal is benefitting Argentina more than it is them? TRUMP: Look, Argentina is fighting for its life, young lady. You don't know anything about it. You understand what that means? They are dying

 

 

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#32783
Just now, Bullneck said:
Baron is next on line

 

 

when the orange dumb ass goes to the big pumpkin patch, the old guard GoP machine is ready for their maga purge

too much money has been diverted away from them and you know who doesn't share 

#32785

Dimon is so worried about forcing workers back to the office he forgot to check his risk..

https://www.reuters.com/business/first-brands-tricolor-collapses-invite-more-scrutiny-wall-street-sees-robust-2025-10-14/

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JPMorgan Chase (JPM) CEO Jamie Dimon offered a mea culpa and a warning Tuesday when discussing the losses his bank experienced from the downfall of subprime auto lender Tricolor Holdings, saying, "It is not our finest moment" and "when you see one cockroach, there's probably more."

Surely, Dimon realizes he is a cockroach.

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#32786
2 hours ago, Bullneck said:
Baron is next on line

 

 

Don Jr. 

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#32787
On 11/6/2024 at 1:21 AM, McCroskey said:


None. Relax.

This aged like hot milk

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#32788
On 11/5/2024 at 9:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

how much of project 2025 are they going to shove down our throats ?

o/u on putin showing up for his inauguration ?

 

 

 

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#32790

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

This is kind of old, but here's the whistleblower letter.  It's tl/dr. but an inside look at the disorganized, dissembling bunch that are running DHS and DOJ.  https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/06-24-2025_-_Protected_Whistleblower_Disclosure_of_Erez_Reuveni_Redacted.pdf

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

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#32792
37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

 

In the old days, on 60 minutes, this would have been the lead story.

But in 2025, it was bumped down in favor of a segment featuring Kushner.  About a cease fire in which firing apparently has not ceased.

 

Scott Pelley got a big scoop with the Trump DOJ whistleblower that almost surely was going to be the top story on 60 Minutes this week. But per the NYT, Bari Weiss personally booked Jared Kushner on 60–letting him take a victory lap for the Gaza deal. Pelley’s story was pushed to second position.

 

 

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#32793
35 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, y'all may recall Erez Reuveni, the DOJ immigration lawyer that was canned for admitting to the court that Kilmar Abrego-Garcia was deported in error.

This is kind of old, but here's the whistleblower letter.  It's tl/dr. but an inside look at the disorganized, dissembling bunch that are running DHS and DOJ.  https://www.judiciary.senate.gov/imo/media/doc/06-24-2025_-_Protected_Whistleblower_Disclosure_of_Erez_Reuveni_Redacted.pdf

He apparently was on 60 Minutes yesterday.

I know KA-G has had a hellish life this year, but can you imagine having to do all the footnotes and citations in that letter?

All of this for no reason at all.

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#32794
15 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I know KA-G has had a hellish life this year, but can you imagine having to do all the footnotes and citations in that letter?

All of this for no reason at all.

Can I imagine?  Yes, yes I can.  Welcome to the world of a lawdog.

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#32795
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."


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#32796
On 10/18/2025 at 11:13 AM, Slacks said:

Is there an afternoon dove hunt? 

The day of the wedding, I actually had a conversation with someone about the dove hunt they'd gone on the day before. 😂

#32798
4 minutes ago, pacman said:

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Holy fuck lol. The survivors must have signed 50,000 NDAs each to keep the truth from leaking

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#32799
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."

 

The Republican party's overuse of hyperbole is ridiculous. A reporter should try asking some of these politicians to define a Marxist radical without using the word Marxist. 

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#32800
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."


Nick Young Wtf GIF

 

to be fair, chip roy is extremely dumb 

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