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#33001

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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#33002
12 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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#33003
the king blames his subjects for complaining about his policies hurting them

 

 

#33005
22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
the king blames his subjects for complaining about his policies hurting them

 

 

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

#33006
45 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Per public reporting Paul Ingrassia is 30 years old. While being a Nazi is bad enough, we must also confront the possibility that this is a distraction from his actual identity as the 500 year old undead Transylvanian minor nobleman Orlok, the Nosferatu.

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Nah, he's just been aging prematurely from using The Force for evil.  See also, Stephen Miller.

#33007
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He did not have a middle name.  I think the story goes he just threw the 'S' in there to make his signature look more distinguished but it was not an abbreviation of anything thus no period after it.

My dad doesn't have a middle name. He used the first letter of his mother's maiden name unofficially for certain documents. CSB.

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#33008
40 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
the king blames his subjects for complaining about his policies hurting them

 

 

 

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#33010

nsiap ... AOC saying what I've been saying for a while now, although much more eloquently of course.

'They are weaker than they look ... They rely on the impression of power ... They are underwater across the board, and they know it ... They will experience the consequences of this, but we have to be the consequence'.

 

#33011
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
the king blames his subjects for complaining about his policies hurting them

 

 

My favorite part of these rants is the fact they rely on the readers to completely ignore the last 20 yrs includes 4 yrs of his bullshit. 

#33013
Had magat tell me they wouldnt release the epstein files to protect obama.
They are that fucking stupid.

Watching a cult and how they treat their cult leader sure has been informative. Looking for excuses when we already know for a fact that Trump is all over the files. “Well sure he’s in the files, but why is he so obviously protecting Obama?? It just doesn’t make sense!”
#33014
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

#33015

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

Fox: One tried and true brand is making a big comeback as consumers tighten their wallets

 

 

 

#33016
19 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Had magat tell me they wouldnt release the epstein files to protect obama.

They are that fucking stupid.

The shutdown is most likely all about the Epstein files.  If they jump start the government, they have to swear in Adelita Grijalva, and she would represent the 218th vote that could lead to the release of the files.

#33017
1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

Fox: One tried and true brand is making a big comeback as consumers tighten their wallets

 

 

 

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#33019
13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

Yeah, but he graduated 57 years ago. That's like 10,000 Big Macs if he ate one every other day which can't be good for the ole noggin.

#33021
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He’s quite the connoisseur of economics isn’t he?

It's like the thought came to him halfway through that post that high prices on beef aren't good for everyone.

#33022
23 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.
23 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

oh sweet, I have 8 more years to beat the current mark. sigh.

Got damn ... we bought our first home (our current one) for $200K in 2001 when I was 36 and Mrs. Wood (no pics you filthy animals) was 30 ... and I thought I was really late and had been a huge lollygagger.

Man, our poor kids.

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#33024
12 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

Fox: One tried and true brand is making a big comeback as consumers tighten their wallets

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#33025
1 hour ago, wood said:

nsiap ... AOC saying what I've been saying for a while now, although much more eloquently of course.

'They are weaker than they look ... They rely on the impression of power ... They are underwater across the board, and they know it ... They will experience the consequences of this, but we have to be the consequence'.

 

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#33026
23 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

He even has a degree in Econ from UPenn.  It's astonishing.

It's probably a BA, requiring a whopping 12 hours of economics.  Four classes.

#33030
41 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Who said there aren't any feel good stories anymore? 

Fox: One tried and true brand is making a big comeback as consumers tighten their wallets

 

 

 


I have to say I like that cheesy, gooey dish.  Reminds me of ma. 

#33031
On 10/21/2025 at 12:18 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I see stories like this and I think of the emails I've been getting over the last month and a half from the last dealer we bought from (early 2023) offering me 0.9 for up to 5 years on whatever I want on the lot.

This got the gears turning in my head, so I thought I'd see what's up at San Marcos Toyota. This is the very first thing I saw on their page ...

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#33032

We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

#33034
2 minutes ago, Okie State said:

We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

All for the low price of $599,999

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#33035
We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.

25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.
#33036
6 minutes ago, Okie State said:

We bought our first house at 24 for $140K. No idea how our kids are going to be able to buy a house 20+ years from now.


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#33039

 

“It won’t interfere with the current building,” Trump said on July 31.. “It’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”

 

Q: Your response to people who say you haven't been transparent enough about demolishing the East Wing? TRUMP: I haven't been transparent? Really? I showed this to everybody that would listen. 3rd rate reporters didn't see it because they didn't look. You're a third rate reporter. Always have been

 

 

#33042
17 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

Again, racism is a foundational principle of the current Republican Party.  Things like this, once only whispered in quiet corners, are now blared from the mountaintop loudly and proudly.  It is truly amazing and so very sad.

#33043

Ya'll hear that!  He saved the cattle industry!

 

Trump: "The ranchers are so happy for what I've done. I saved them. I don't think you'd have any beef in this country if I didn't do that. So we're very proud of that."

 

 

 

Trump: "The only cost that's really up is beef and the fake news only wants to talk about beef. What I did is I made it possible for those people to survive. But they were being decimated. So prices are way down, groceries are down, everything is down ... our country has never done better."

 

 

 

#33045

25 and $135k here, South Austin in 2002. It’s probably worth half a million now.

Our first was in Katy. Paid $139k. It’s on Zillow for $291,000. Based on the pictures, the towel racks we hung are still there. [emoji23]
#33046
21 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Behave!  This is an aircraft!

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22 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

“It won’t interfere with the current building,” Trump said on July 31.. “It’ll be near it, but not touching it, and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of.”

 

Q: Your response to people who say you haven't been transparent enough about demolishing the East Wing? TRUMP: I haven't been transparent? Really? I showed this to everybody that would listen. 3rd rate reporters didn't see it because they didn't look. You're a third rate reporter. Always have been

 

 

My immediate response would have been “well you’re a third rate president.”

#33047
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ya'll hear that!  He saved the cattle industry!

 

Trump: "The ranchers are so happy for what I've done. I saved them. I don't think you'd have any beef in this country if I didn't do that. So we're very proud of that."

 

 

 

Trump: "The only cost that's really up is beef and the fake news only wants to talk about beef. What I did is I made it possible for those people to survive. But they were being decimated. So prices are way down, groceries are down, everything is down ... our country has never done better."

 

 

 

 

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#33048

Someone should make a list of all the things he has claimed to “save”. And that we would supposedly be without entirely without the generous efforts of Dotard. I think it’s pretty much everything.

Crazy that people call him a conman.

#33049
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Ya'll hear that!  He saved the cattle industry!

 

Trump: "The ranchers are so happy for what I've done. I saved them. I don't think you'd have any beef in this country if I didn't do that. So we're very proud of that."

 

 

 

Trump: "The only cost that's really up is beef and the fake news only wants to talk about beef. What I did is I made it possible for those people to survive. But they were being decimated. So prices are way down, groceries are down, everything is down ... our country has never done better."

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

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#33050
2 minutes ago, wood said:

Huh. I guess I'm taking crazy pills then, 'cuz I coulda swore I saw a big container of Nestle Quik for about $15 at the HEB the other day (it was open). That was just down the aisle from the 6-pack of Hershey's with almonds for $8.24. Coffee, chocolate, & a whole lot of other shit is abso-fucking-lutely through the roof.

I almost never pay attention to the prices when I go grocery shopping.  Not because I like pissing money away, I just grab what I need and it costs what it costs.  But the other day I had to do self checkout and it would say the prices out loud.  And I was like "what?  that cost HOW much?"  WTF, shit is crazy expensive.  If you are living paycheck to paycheck, which a staggering number of people do, you have to make some serious hard decisions when shopping.  

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