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#33701
4 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a cognitive test faceoff between trump and aoc/crockett?

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Shit an any test, except maybe grifting.  I'm not even sure teh Donald really even understands his grifting.

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#33702
On 10/24/2025 at 9:49 AM, Redneck Mutha said:

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Every time I see this gif, I wish my parents had named me "that".

#33703
50 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

a cognitive test faceoff between trump and aoc/crockett?

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I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

#33704
3 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

link to greens recipe pls?

#33705

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

#33706
1 minute ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

I would add basketball. Obama would punk his ass. Shit, he could bring in a wringer. Something like this but on the court. 

 

 

#33707
5 hours ago, chainsaw said:

Doughy-ass motherfuckers LARPing as if it's the wild west. You're at a goddamned pumpkin patch. For children. In the safest country on the planet (for white people).

Just to expand a bit on this, one might point out that that this is the least safe country on the planet if you're concerned about mass shooters, and many mass shooters will not recognize white privilege nor will mass shooters necessarily avoid, in fact in many cases they will actively select, soft targets like a family- and child-friendly pumpkin patch.

Good luck stopping an AR-15, tough guy.

#33708
4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Just to expand a bit on this, one might point out that that this is the least safe country on the planet if you're concerned about mass shooters, and many mass shooters will not recognize white privilege nor will mass shooters necessarily avoid, in fact in many cases they will actively select, soft targets like a family- and child-friendly pumpkin patch.

Good luck stopping an AR-15, tough guy.

You sure about that?

Buffalo

Charlotte

El Paso 

I'm sure there are others...where white privilege was the root cause of the shooting.

#33709
4 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

You sure about that?

Buffalo

Charlotte

El Paso 

I'm sure there are others...where white privilege was the root cause of the shooting.

It's a factor in motivating many of these mass shootings, but only sometimes does it work as a shield.

#33710
5 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Rednecks gonna redneck is my general take. It’s not legal for a 3rd grader to open carry. Assuming there wasnt a cop or security there, you should have tried a citizens arrest. 

Derka at the pumpkin patch...

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#33711

It’s been five years and he is still bragging about being made to take a cognitive test where he had to correctly identify pictures of animals.

#33712
42 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

The White House announced Trump already shot the winning score of 58 for that upcoming competition.

#33713
2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I read somewhere this morning that the CNN boss got a private tour of the white house, and then told his people to back off of the WH demo story.

Daily Beast: https://archive.ph/DeX2q

#33714
32 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

The White House announced Trump already shot the winning score of 58 for that upcoming competition.

I wonder what would happen in a golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un.

#33716
4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:
Trump: "They have Jasmine Crockett -- a low IQ person. AOC is low IQ. Have her pass the exams I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. They're cognitive tests. Let AOC go against Trump. Let Jasmine go against Trump. The first couple questions are easy -- a tiger, an elephant,…

 

Watch Rubio the whole time, he’s trying so hard to not laugh.

#33717
1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Forget the cognitive test.  I want to see a golf competition between trump and all the former presidents and settle things once and for all.

turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.

 

Porn star Stormy Daniels wasn't impressed w/ Trump in bed that night at the 2006 Lake Tahoe celebrity golf tourney. He wasn't much better on the course, finishing 62nd out of 80 players. Average score: 89.3. When there's cameras + rules, Trump is soft.https://t.co/YMs4Tn3LtM

 

#33718

Do high-IQ people repeat the same phrases over and over?

It also looks like the left side of his face isn't working. I wonder if he kept that side of his head away from the cameras. To me, it looked like he was speaking out of the right side. He looks thinner, too, and not in a healthy way.

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

#33719
1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

The hate engine won't die, but it would be undoubtedly a good thing for the country if he keeled over today and left this mortal coil.

#33721
15 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

turns out, when there is somebody besides himself keeping score, he's not a very good golfer.

 

Porn star Stormy Daniels wasn't impressed w/ Trump in bed that night at the 2006 Lake Tahoe celebrity golf tourney. He wasn't much better on the course, finishing 62nd out of 80 players. Average score: 89.3. When there's cameras + rules, Trump is soft.https://t.co/YMs4Tn3LtM

 

I looked it up and probably posted it here several years ago. I think he played in that event twice and didn't finish much higher than 62nd (if that) the other time.

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#33722
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

I don’t get this photo and I see it often on this website so…

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#33723
6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don’t get this photo and I see it often on this website so…

Explain It Season 5 GIF by The Office

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#33724
5 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I told you to speak your mind, Pancho, but Jesus....94c3cbd2-b261-4df3-82f4-0792f63ad17b_screenshot.thumb.jpg.8650e6d3a5850db24c2d29f46d371305.jpg

Avatar checks out.

#33725
9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I don’t get this photo and I see it often on this website so…

Explain It Season 5 GIF by The Office

 

#33727
22 hours ago, Okie State said:

Was about to post this. Now they're going after early voting? So we all get to stand in line for 12 hours on election day while ICE questions us?

All voting is wrong and he should just stay in power forever. 

#33730
6 minutes ago, C-Man said:

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RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

#33731
33 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The hate engine won't die, but it would be undoubtedly a good thing for the country if he keeled over today and left this mortal coil.

Undoubtedly?

Like I said, I don't know.

#33734
27 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

That means I was around 10 when I watched robocop in a theater.  Looking back, that may not have been the healthiest of decisions. 

#33735
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Do high-IQ people repeat the same phrases over and over?

It also looks like the left side of his face isn't working. I wonder if he kept that side of his head away from the cameras. To me, it looked like he was speaking out of the right side. He looks thinner, too, and not in a healthy way.

I have no idea if his sudden demise would be good or bad or whatever for the country. The hate engine rolls along no matter who is steering.

its a personality cult.  It doesn't function without the personality.  

#33736
32 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

For an apricot yes.  For a head of lettuce, even more so.  For a mountain I have not yet even even begun in years.  For a man, I am just right.    (figure that one out without google)  

#33737
10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That means I was around 10 when I watched robocop in a theater.  Looking back, that may not have been the healthiest of decisions. 

I recall overhearing some dipshits parents talking about bringing their kids to Sleepers.  if this whole parenting thing is graded on a curve, I feel I did pretty well. 

#33739
6 hours ago, Nivek said:

They should challenge him to take the exam with them on live TV.   

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#33740
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

Undoubtedly?

Like I said, I don't know.

It would be a real blow to my sobriety streak, that's for sure.  Doubt much would change in the long run but since all of my internal organs would be fighting for survival for a few weeks the long run could take care of itself.

 

#33741
4 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

I mean, we've seen a version of this already.  Harris humiliated him in a debate, and an hour later MAGA was declaring him the winner.

A day later, they figured out what really happened... Kamala wore a golden, wireless ear-piece so that she could be told what to say.

It would be fun for us to see him get obliterated by those two, but Fox would be out in front saying that the exam questions were all DEI and about trans collared green recipe ingredients and bad bunny lyrics.

The test has a rabbit with a dick. AOC and Crockett both say it's a rabbit. Trump just stares at the dick, eventually muttering "This is bullshit."

#33743

Saw this about Trump and beef prices.  

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Rollins is one of the less plastic fantastic in his oeuvre, but she should shitcan her stylist.

She looks like a gangrene sausage.

#33744
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

I mean I loved RoboCop I, I must be really old

#33746
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Undoubtedly?

Like I said, I don't know.

I don't know either, but I'm ready to find out and see if this nation can be salvaged in any way.

#33747
2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

RoboCop 2 US release date: June 22, 1990

Hunt for Red October: March 2, 1990

 

All y'all old.

I watched them film RoboCop 2 in downtown Houston when I was in high school.

 

#33749
24 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I don't know either, but I'm ready to find out and see if this nation can be salvaged in any way.

I can’t fathom any scenario where we are better off with him alive 

#33750
24 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Bitches leave

I guess I can't brag on how I got into Terminator 2 underaged that one time them.

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