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#34351
9 hours ago, Red Five said:


Mike Johnson’s superpower is being without shame. He will simply answer “I don’t know anything about that” until reporters stop asking him about it  

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

 

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#34352
4 hours ago, yoladu said:

They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating, they're eating the pets.

I’m still pissed that Gen Z had such a good time making TikTok songs out of that debacle and somehow still voted for him in droves. 

#34353

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

#34354
Just now, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

Fucking simulation. 

#34355
6 hours ago, gernblansten said:

I'm sorry to confuse. I was making a joke about not knowing who DAC is despite the fact I parodied his song, clearly indicating I know about DAC. It was a joke because last night Trump said "OK, are you ready? I don't know who he is" about the Binance guy he pardoned.

Pearls before swine

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#34356

Art of the Deal ....

 

2/ First, let's remember how this started. Trump rolls into office proclaiming that China is stealing U.S. manufacturing jobs and he's going to put tariffs on Chinese goods in order to force China to play by trade rules and bring jobs back to the U.S..

 

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#34357
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

#34358
I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

Wait until you decide to fap to her.
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#34359
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

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#34360
18 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait until you decide to fap to her.

 

Ice T No GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

#34362

Really entering the wicked stepmother/mad king era. 
 

“…Fake News will never change, they are evil and corrupt but, as I look around my beautiful surroundings, I say to myself, ‘Oh, look, I’m sitting in the Oval Office!’” - President Donald J. Trump

 

#34363
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

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#34364
15 hours ago, pacman said:
Kash Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, warns that additional sleeper cells are preparing to launch attacks across the United States. How many 26-year-old, aspiring country singers do you know of who are featured media guests on sleeper cell attacks? #HoneyPot

 

Reminds me of this

 

#34367
6 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Wait until you decide to fap to her.

 

You can imagine the toe sucking as well.  

 

Meanwhile, let's all go get a new ornament for the tree:

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#34368
9 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You can imagine the toe sucking as well.  

 

Meanwhile, let's all go get a new ornament for the tree:

bafkreihkicglynquhf4efarr7blpe5dvlz5bqg4

 

 

Think what that would do if shot with a BB or .177 pellet.

#34369
Far-right activist Laura Loomer is now credentialed to cover the Defense Department, according to a person familiar with the matter, joining a new cohort of right-wing media that have agreed to the Pentagon’s new press policy. https://t.co/igSGkjxiKY

 

#34370
8 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

MTG is passenger rail posting and talking about affordable health care. She’s on track to becoming the MAGA Fetterman. 
 

Excited to have taken the Amtrak train from Philadelphia to NYC.And the number one issue I hear about from my wonderful district in Georgia all the way to NY is “get us some health care that’s affordable!”Amen I agree! I’m trying!Where is our Republican plan?

 

Obamacare is your Republican plan

#34371
32 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Obamacare is your Republican plan

With double or triple premium.

#34372

Radical republicans are starting early this Election Day 

 

Breaking from NJ AG Matthew Platkin:"Early this morning, law enforcement responded to threats that were received by email involving certain polling places in Bergen, Essex, Mercer, Middlesex, Monmouth, Ocean, and Passaic Counties. Law enforcement officers have responded at each…

 

#34373
17 hours ago, G650 said:

He literally name checks Goodman in the song?

He name checks everyfuckingbody in every fucking song.  That overrated piece of shit owes Waylon and Willie every dime he's ever stolen.

#34375
9 hours ago, dieucla98 said:

I have to root for MTG as the voice of reason now? This is... A challenge. But dammit, I'm starting to believe it might be the way. 

She can get fucked. She's not reasonable just because all the other republicans are somehow less reasonable than she is.

#34376

She's just aboutr the last person I'd expect to cross the aisle but I will take any cracks in the armor that I can get.

#34377
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fucking simulation. 

You know it's a simulation when the person that finally gets us universal healthcare is MTG.

 

#34378

Look, Trump may be crass but at least he has taste and hasn't destroyed the credibility of the office.  #tansuit

 

#34379
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are starting early this Election Day 

 

Breaking from NJ AG Matthew Platkin:"Early this morning, law enforcement responded to threats that were received by email involving certain polling places in Bergen, Essex, Mercer, Middlesex, Monmouth, Ocean, and Passaic Counties. Law enforcement officers have responded at each…

 

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

#34382
20 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

Well, yeah. They'd get fired if they used their work email.

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#34383
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Radical republicans are starting early this Election Day 

 

Breaking from NJ AG Matthew Platkin:"Early this morning, law enforcement responded to threats that were received by email involving certain polling places in Bergen, Essex, Mercer, Middlesex, Monmouth, Ocean, and Passaic Counties. Law enforcement officers have responded at each…

 

 

my poll voted about 73% against trump, i'm shocked abbott didn't shut us down 

#34384
24 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Sending threats by email is some galaxy brain stuff. I'd bet they used their main personal accounts, too. 

Honestly, that’s the best way to ensure a quick and easy pardon.

#34385
19 hours ago, DaysOff said:


Two heartbeats from being president, but doesn't know shit about fuck.

Heather Cox Richardson quoted Aaron Rupar in her report yesterday (or the day before) that Rupar said somebody should ask Johnson in the next scrum: "Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it’s problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?”

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#34389

Every day I have to convince myself that it is worth living in this world. It is exhausting and I’m lacking understanding of how it ended up like this.

#34390
6 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Every day I have to convince myself that it is worth living in this world. It is exhausting and I’m lacking understanding of how it ended up like this.

Living amongst people who 1) voted for this and 2) are genuinely happy with the results thus far have me questioning reality on a daily basis.

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#34391

It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. https://t.co/O71e7asXaW

 

 

 

#34394

Just as Data Centers are using several large cities worth of electricity. Enjoy your sky high energy bills everybody!

14 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. https://t.co/O71e7asXaW

 

 

 

They don't have those fun off year Proposition Elections like we do. Poor bastards.

#34396
21 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's Election Day.  Kentucky residents are getting fired up:

 

We’re getting calls about polls being closed. They are closed because we do not have elections today. Kentucky votes next year. You cannot vote today in Kentucky for the mayor of New York City or the Governor of Virginia. Sorry. https://t.co/O71e7asXaW

 

 

 

Something to consider when you’re 32nd Education and near the top in Fox News viewership. 

#34397
JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.vaed.583341/gov.uscourts.vaed.583341.46.0.pdf

 

#34398

Trump sycophants: “President Dotard is focused on nothing else but how to pay out SNAP benefits to those in need.”

Dotard this morning: “We’re not paying jack shit to those freeloaders!”

Karoline Leavitt a few minutes ago: “Of course we’re going to abide by the court order to pay out SNAP benefits.”

Not that I have any sympathy for anyone who chooses to work in this White House, but it’s pretty funny to watch them constantly trying to cover for him just saying whatever the hell he wants.

#34400
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.vaed.583341/gov.uscourts.vaed.583341.46.0.pdf

 

Although that sounds pretty ominous, it seems the government has a point in that discovery as to prosecution motives isn't usually granted until the motion to dismiss is partially ruled upon.  https://www.scotusblog.com/2025/10/selective-and-vindictive-prosecution/

Also fun fact.  The prosecuting attorney here is from St. Louis not Virginia.  Kind of like the two in the Comey case are from NC, not Virginia.

Having to go far and wide to find people craven enough to do this.

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