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#34501

Trumps Tweets or whatever you call them.

 

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#34502
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Bag of hammers. 

Trump: "Can you imagine somebody 15 years ago saying 'we stop the surgical mutilation of our children?' 'We stopped the chemical mutilation of our children.' Can you imagine that? They would've said this guy is crazy. And now you're saying, 'Thank you very much.'"

 

Surgical mutilation you say?

From 'blow up doll' Matt Gaetz to Kimberly Guilfoyle and even Trump: How plastic  surgery was star of show at RNC 2024 | Daily Mail Online

#34503

whoa - not fake

"I made a mistake and I let you down and I let down this institution. Period. Full Stop." Heritage Foundation's Kevin Roberts apologized to staff for defending Tucker Carlson's interview with Nick Fuentes and blasting the "venomous" coalition trying to "cancel" them. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

we know it's not fake because the nazi worm immediately blamed his staff

Of course, Kevin Roberts isn't taking full responsibility for the fallout over coming to the defense of Tucker and Fuentes. In his meeting with staff today, he laid the blame at his chief of staff's feet, claiming he merely read the script his chief wrote. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

 

#34504
4 minutes ago, Chopper said:

whoa - not fake

"I made a mistake and I let you down and I let down this institution. Period. Full Stop." Heritage Foundation's Kevin Roberts apologized to staff for defending Tucker Carlson's interview with Nick Fuentes and blasting the "venomous" coalition trying to "cancel" them. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

we know it's not fake because the nazi worm immediately blamed his staff

Of course, Kevin Roberts isn't taking full responsibility for the fallout over coming to the defense of Tucker and Fuentes. In his meeting with staff today, he laid the blame at his chief of staff's feet, claiming he merely read the script his chief wrote. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

 

Cunt. 

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#34505
PR has better baseball. So that is a win for the US. 

The only time I’ve ever been to PR was for a baseball tournament that involved one American team, one PR team, one Mexican team, one Dominican team, and one Cuban team.

Summer after my freshman year of college. I was 19 years old. Playing with some top tier college kids from other SEC schools.

We had a blast meeting all the other players. Most of them admired our top of the line gear. We all partied together, and broke through the language barrier with a general love for baseball, girls, booze, etc. 19-20year olds finding a common ground, and getting along. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life to this day.

Then we had to play against each of them. Each country’s team.

We. Got. Fucking. Destroyed.
#34506
12 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

We. Got. Fucking. Destroyed.

This is the part of your post my 11 and 12 year old self could identify with after playing soccer teams from Mexico. Came as a complete surprise after we dominated the Dallas metro area for those same years.

#34507
58 minutes ago, Chopper said:

whoa - not fake

"I made a mistake and I let you down and I let down this institution. Period. Full Stop." Heritage Foundation's Kevin Roberts apologized to staff for defending Tucker Carlson's interview with Nick Fuentes and blasting the "venomous" coalition trying to "cancel" them. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

we know it's not fake because the nazi worm immediately blamed his staff

Of course, Kevin Roberts isn't taking full responsibility for the fallout over coming to the defense of Tucker and Fuentes. In his meeting with staff today, he laid the blame at his chief of staff's feet, claiming he merely read the script his chief wrote. https://freebeacon.com/politics/i-made-a-mistake-heritage-foundation-president-apologizes-to-staff-for-video-refusal-to-cancel-tucker-carlson-and-throws-shade-at-former-chief-of-staff/

 

Here’s the video of the meeting. It’s interesting to listen to the young staffers and hard not to feel for their sadness and hurt. They seem to have bought into the bullshit and actually thought the “Heritage Foundation” was on the level. 

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#34508

If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.

#34509
26 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:


The only time I’ve ever been to PR was for a baseball tournament that involved one American team, one PR team, one Mexican team, one Dominican team, and one Cuban team.

Summer after my freshman year of college. I was 19 years old. Playing with some top tier college kids from other SEC schools.

We had a blast meeting all the other players. Most of them admired our top of the line gear. We all partied together, and broke through the language barrier with a general love for baseball, girls, booze, etc. 19-20year olds finding a common ground, and getting along. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life to this day.

Then we had to play against each of them. Each country’s team.

We. Got. Fucking. Destroyed.

This is the way. 

#34510

nm it was from October 

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#34511
1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.

I'd cook s'mores.

(I don't smoke.)

#34512

 

This guy has reinvented himself by co-opting about 6 different personas in the last 2 years. Now he’s changed his entire messaging to mimic Mamdani. https://t.co/Dg0OKpWNsF

 

 

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#34513

"We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.

#34514
20 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

This guy has reinvented himself by co-opting about 6 different personas in the last 2 years. Now he’s changed his entire messaging to mimic Mamdani. https://t.co/Dg0OKpWNsF

 

 


Why is he talking like Channel 3 news anchor Chuck Taylor?

 

 

#34515

America First.   

 

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

 

 

#34516

It's almost like he's finding a pretense to invade countries with oil. It's amazing that the president calling for the invasion of Nigeria doesn't make more news.

#34517
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

"We're the party with the right solutions", huh. That's funny, considering y'all ran on all that shit a year ago, you control every branch of government, and haven't done shit to fix any of it.

Not fixing would be one thing. These greedy, corrupt dumbfucks have made all those things worse. 

#34518
16 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

America First.   

 

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

 

 

Don’t bother me about those pesky files when our country is at war!

#34519
4 minutes ago, Bojack said:

It's almost like he's finding a pretense to invade countries with oil. It's amazing that the president calling for the invasion of Nigeria doesn't make more news.

Flooding the zone works. 

#34520
18 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

America First.   

 

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

 

 

Someone pointed out that Fox ran a bit about Christians in Nigeria being persecuted just hours before his Truth rant.

 

#34522



I actually love this. Because it reveals that the Heritage Foundation actually does not have any principles like “racism is bad.”
Instead, their only guiding principles are things like “if we face criticism for the fact that we DON’T think racism is bad, then THAT’S bad.”
They are just fine with being giant racist pieces of shit. What they aren’t fine with is facing any consequences for being giant racist pieces of shit.
But here’s the thing: it doesn’t matter what they do or say now, because they’ve shown us what they really are.
Every one of those fuckers is just plain evil. No nuance, no “yeah but.” They are evil. They take joy in causing pain, and they are true-blue genuine racist hateful cocksuckers. I hope there really is a hell, so they get to experience it.
#34524
I mean, that's clearly just three pieces of 8.5x11 printer paper taped on the wall, right?

Yes. And going with the “font from decorative throw pillows on the clearance aisle at Hobby Lobby” is the chef’s kiss.
#34526
I feel I saw a similar sign in the background of….Meat Pimp’s Xmas pics?

Exactly.

That font says “living room decor of every cookie cutter McMansion in Katy,” don’t it?
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#34527

I mean why don’t we just offer asylum to the Nigerian Christians like we did the South Africans… ooooooohhhhh sorry, I see, that is very tricky!

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#34528
Best line ever…. “You guys forget your red hats today.”

 

#34529
3 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

This is the part of your post my 11 and 12 year old self could identify with after playing soccer teams from Mexico. Came as a complete surprise after we dominated the Dallas metro area for those same years.

5 game weekends for tourneys in McAllen are some of my worst sports memories. We won a lot, but it was neither easy nor fun.

#34530
19 minutes ago, bluto said:

I mean why don’t we just offer asylum to the Nigerian Christians like we did the South Africans… ooooooohhhhh sorry, I see, that is very tricky!

The Nigerian prince emails are about to go awf 

#34531
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

America First.   

 

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

 

 

Something isn’t right about this video. Either full AI or a touch up. 

#34533
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

America First.   

 

Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”

 

 

 

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#34534

We can’t possibly have fair elections while we are waging war executing a special military action…in Nigeria. 

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#34535
1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I mean, that's clearly just three pieces of 8.5x11 printer paper taped on the wall, right?

Lol holy shit it is

#34537
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

I actually love this. 

 

 

Good news, babe. There's more to love. It begins with a banger - the thing you say when you don't mean anything after it. But I can't get past the, "My use of the phrase, 'venomous coalition...' without falling into a very zen, hysterical fit.

1. Kevin Roberts, who heads up the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, has now released his third public statement on his disastrous video last week.

 

#34543
Good news, babe. There's more to love. It begins with a banger - the thing you say when you don't mean anything after it. But I can't get past the, "My use of the phrase, 'venomous coalition...' without falling into a very zen, hysterical fit.
 

That’s fucking fantastic. What yammering, blathering horse shit.
“I’m sorry we revealed that our core values are white supremacy and demonizing the ‘other.’ Can yall just pretend we didn’t do that, and that we actually have non-abhorrent values?”
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#34547
A few GOP house members say they’ve heard from FBI/DOJ contacts that the Epstein files (with copies in different agencies) are worse than Michael Wolff’s description of Epstein photos showingTrump with half naked teenage girls. Speculation/rumors sweeping through GOP caucus. 1/
This is apparently adding to the expectation that once Rep. Grijalva is sworn in and signs the Massie discharge petition, triggering a House vote 7 legislative days later, more than 100+ republicans will vote with all dems to release the files to get in front of what’s coming. https://t.co/uLNhMDssPw

 

#34549

Some serious shit going down now. David Shuster is legit. He's saying 100+ GOP Reps will abandon Trump because of what's in the Epstein files.

 

David Shuster Trump's going down.jpg

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#34550

Why didn’t this happen 2021-2024?  Who was being protected then?  Or was it because the case was ongoing and lasted right up until the Trump admin killed it?

Edited by Pato del Muerto

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