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#34602
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end

 

"SOMEONE GET SOME IVERMECTIN, STAT!  IT CURES EVERYTHING!"

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#34603
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
Trumps reaction

 

#34606
18 hours ago, TexArcher said:

If the entire Heritage Foundation were burning to the ground, I would light a cigar off of it.

 

17 hours ago, Rimbo said:

I'd cook s'mores.

(I don't smoke.)

I'd be shoving escapees from the fire back into the building.

 

12 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Some serious shit going down now. David Shuster is legit. He's saying 100+ GOP Reps will abandon Trump because of what's in the Epstein files.

 

 

If true, remarkable how the GOPs found their moral compasses right after getting their clock cleaned on Tuesday. 

 

5 hours ago, Okie State said:

Imagine how stupid you would have to be to believe food prices are cheaper today than they were a year ago.

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Are you disputing the Walmart Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner Consumer Price Index?

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#34607
Just now, Pancho said:
Repeal the 19th Amendment and restore the household vote.

 

Remember this, women -- the Heritage Society absolutely wants this outcome.

Next time you stop in the voting booth to vote Republican, make sure you stop off first and step into a dressing room to get fitted for your Handmaid's outfit.  You are literally voting yourself into sub-citizen status.

#34609

Heritage is leaking like Trump's anus --no pw https://archive.ph/qPahF

NEW on CNN: Inside the “absolute shitshow” at the Heritage Foundation. Where staff are in open revolt, a major donor bailing, and resurfaced deleted tweets from Kevin Roberts show him praising Pence and seemingly bashing Trump on Jan. 6th. https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/politics/nick-fuentes-tucker-carlson-heritage-foundation-kevin-roberts

 

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#34613
12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Remember this, women -- the Heritage Society absolutely wants this outcome.

Next time you stop in the voting booth to vote Republican, make sure you stop off first and step into a dressing room to get fitted for your Handmaid's outfit.  You are literally voting yourself into sub-citizen status.

MAGA heifers will line up 10 deep to repeal it.

#34614
4 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

MAGA heifers will line up 10 deep to repeal it.

Yup, tons of women in this stupid country who are all on board with being subordinate to their husbands. 

#34618
36 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end

 

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#34619

Fuckin hell if there was ever a picture/scene that perfectly captured him and this admin. 

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#34622
2 minutes ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Raise a bunch of money through corporate bribes donations to pay for the ballroom, stiff vendors, and pocket the money

 

correct

myahe he'll settle with them. maybe 

#34623
2 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

I noticed that too, however, that same demolition firm is being examined for skirting Asbestos abatement procedures and perhaps operating with an expired license. 
https://www.enr.com/articles/61797-contractor-compliance-risk-mounts-for-firms-in-white-house-east-wing-demolition
 

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ACECO’s Washington, D.C., asbestos-abatement license, which was revoked in 2022 as reported by The Washington Post, could affect compliance.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt told reporters Oct. 24 that “a very extensive abatement and remediation assessment was followed, complying with all applicable federal standards,” and that all hazardous-material work was completed before demolition began. 

But no documentation has been released to show how mitigation was carried out or which firm performed it or whether ACECO had proper licensure.

 

#34624
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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He prefers ass kissers who don’t faint like sissy’s during his press conferences. 

#34625
35 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Repeal the 19th Amendment and restore the household vote.

 

Jesus H Christ. Well, I'm hoping my wife doesn't see this. Even though I have no clue who this douchebag is (neither will she), this would put her in a pissed off mood for days. This asshole hits several trigger words that will make her blow her stack.

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#34626
4 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

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#34627
6 minutes ago, bluto said:

Y’all do see the snopes link saying the demo company situation is false right? 

Ah good. That was ridiculous even for him.

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#34630

If you're somewhere you'll make an idiot of yourself if you suddenly burst out in laughter, do not watch this short video

Dr Oz talking about obesity, diabetes and dementia while Trump is slumped over like a man minutes from death is supremely funny content

 

#34631
6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The greatest patriot in the history of patriots. So much patriotism.

 

 

what she do this year?

#34632
3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Ah good. That was ridiculous even for him.

Um no that would be 100% par for the course for him. I'd be surprised by anything different, really. 

#34635
TRUMP: Tom Emmer, we have one of our great leaders in the room. Is he in the room? EMMER: I'm right behind you TRUMP: Oh

 

#34636
53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end

 

This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in.

 

wont embed, but basically Obama is an empathetic and normal human being and dotard is a fucking pod. 

#34637
9 minutes ago, 'stache said:

He prefers ass kissers who don’t faint like sissy’s during his press conferences. 

Probably fainted from dotard's shit-packed diaper. 

#34639
Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

Probably fainted from dotard's shit-packed diaper. 

Don't forget the piss bottle strapped to his leg.

#34640
5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in.

 

wont embed, but basically Obama is an empathetic and normal human being and dotard is a fucking pod. 

Knees got weak from the aura of that BDE.

#34642
1 hour ago, Chopper said:
Trumps reaction

 

i just hope it's something contagious.

#34643
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Repeal the 19th Amendment and restore the household vote.

 

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#34645
1 hour ago, Chopper said:
Trumps reaction

 

Trump had probably just served him some polonium tea, trick his old buddy Vlad taught him.

#34646
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Repeal the 19th Amendment and restore the household vote.

 

Who the fuck is this jack ass?

 

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#34648
6 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
The greatest patriot in the history of patriots. So much patriotism.

 

 

The first time I saw the nudes of our great Patriot first lady and her immigrant titties, this Gaytriot turned into a Stratriot!  I went home to my wife that very day and finally consummated our marriage on our 7th anniversary.  My three children owe their very existence to those tasteful, boner-inducing nudie pics.  Patriot of the Year?  More like Patriot of the Millennium!   

#34650
1 minute ago, Pancho said:
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms

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380ish pounds per American, man SNAP food really was making people fat.

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