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#34651
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This administration is so fucking dumb. They don’t even pretend to be intelligent. Just full Idiocracy at every opportunity.
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#34652
49 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you

#34653
3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

380ish pounds per American, man SNAP food really was making people fat.

Seriously....the math (135 billion divided by 342 million Americans) is just shy of 400 pounds.....per person.

These fucking psychopaths tell the most insane fucking lies, and they just keep on trucking.

How do MAGAs not fucking grasp this?  When someone lies that shamelessly to your face, that means that person holds you in complete contempt.  They fucking think you are lower than worm shit, and you deserve no respect or honesty.  And you walk behind them, hoping to lap up some of the runny shit running down their legs.  How fucking pathetic and debased are you?

#34654

There's a couple living in a trailer home in Alabama who are convinced today that by this time next year they're going to have killer bods.

#34655
52 minutes ago, Thrawn said:

Jesus H Christ. Well, I'm hoping my wife doesn't see this. Even though I have no clue who this douchebag is (neither will she), this would put her in a pissed off mood for days. This asshole hits several trigger words that will make her blow her stack.

That's not the assignment bro. Make SURE she sees it and shares it with a few other women. Then they share it and so on.

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#34656
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

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#34657
2 minutes ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

prosecution just couldn't cut the mustard

#34659
1 minute ago, Captainant said:

prosecution just couldn't cut the mustard

Or the onion smell, apparently. From the exploded sandwich,fully wrapped on the ground. 

#34660
15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Seriously....the math (135 billion divided by 342 million Americans) is just shy of 400 pounds.....per person.

These fucking psychopaths tell the most insane fucking lies, and they just keep on trucking.

How do MAGAs not fucking grasp this?  When someone lies that shamelessly to your face, that means that person holds you in complete contempt.  They fucking think you are lower than worm shit, and you deserve no respect or honesty.  And you walk behind them, hoping to lap up some of the runny shit running down their legs.  How fucking pathetic and debased are you?

You're forgetting to include the 10 million fat, violent migrants in marauding caravans in your denominator.

#34661
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, it might be true, I doubt ACECO is publicizing their collection problems.

I saw the snopes said that no legitimate news source is reporting it, as if that in and of itself is evidence of falsehood. Not anymore!

#34662
9 minutes ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

But.....the officer could smell the onion....and the mustard.....

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#34663
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Mark Twain said it first, attributing it to Disraeli, apparently incorrectly.

Does that grind your gears?

#34664
56 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

380ish pounds per American, man SNAP food really was making people fat.

Love this alongside the 1400% markdown on drugs.

#34666
4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Love this alongside the 1400% markdown on drugs.

Next is the deficit going down by a gazillion bajillion dollars and the stock market going up tremendously, the most tremendousest of any stock market in the history of markets, especially better than Obama and Sleepy Joe markets. 

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#34667
50 minutes ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

He beat the wrap.

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#34668
50 minutes ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

A true hero

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#34670

Im sitting at my desk cracking up at RFK Jr’s reaction to a dude fainting.

 

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#34672
1 hour ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

I’m going to buy a sandwich and throw it at my mouth! 

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#34673
4 minutes ago, Covri said:

Im sitting at my desk cracking up at RFK Jr’s reaction to a dude fainting.

He wasn't going to wait around for another Kennedy to be taken down.

#34674
5 minutes ago, Covri said:

Im sitting at my desk cracking up at RFK Jr’s reaction to a dude fainting.

They call it doing the Chappaquiddick

#34675
8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He wasn't going to wait around for another Kennedy to be taken down.

i assumed he was going for the carving knives to harvest his organs to eat/play with

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#34676
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."

 

#34678
22 minutes ago, Covri said:

Im sitting at my desk cracking up at RFK Jr’s reaction to a dude fainting.

 

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US Secretary of Health: "Quick, someone get a doctor!"

#34680
LOL ok

 

Its affordability week 

#34681
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."

 

Mob boss. I can’t believe we’ve gotten to this place. 

Just now, Zonahorn said:
LOL ok

 

Its affordability week 

Two weeks!

#34682
12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."

 

Damn Communist New Yorkers.

#34684
43 minutes ago, Covri said:

Im sitting at my desk cracking up at RFK Jr’s reaction to a dude fainting.

 

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Buddy on our anti-Trump text chain said RFK books it like a guy who just shared a bad batch of blow.

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#34685
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

 

#34686
11 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Buddy on our anti-Trump text chain said RFK books it like a guy who just shared a bad batch of blow.

Like a guy who just drove his date into a lake?

#34689
2 minutes ago, Chopper said:

popular on reddit for some reason - lady in red

 

Trump would've grabbed them by the pussy....

#34690
2 hours ago, Chopper said:
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

 

 

Where does he live, because he should run for office like today.

#34691
18 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Something isn’t right about this video. Either full AI or a touch up. 

Says it's AI when you hit the link

#34692

Even better. Trump sleeping while OZ talks about the benefits of losing weight, mentioning being able to sleep better.  We really are in a simulation.
 

Dr. Oz linking obesity to dementia while Trump’s slumped over at his desk is absolutely a choice...

 

 

#34694
3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

Who the fuck is this jack ass?

 

Another in a long line of repressed homosexual clergy.

#34695
18 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Something isn’t right about this video. Either full AI or a touch up. 

9 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Says it's AI when you hit the link

it does seem odd/off... but apparently he really has issued an order for plans? 🤔

 

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omg i hate so much that we can't trust anything or any source anymore and every little blurb and story and clip requires spending at least 15 mins trying to suss out if it's even fucking real 😝 like i almost don't blame the idiot class for believing bullshit, it's ubiquitous!

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#34697

 

Man, woman, camera, tripod. I still got it.

I should run for president someday. Haven't heard from Jeff for a while. 

A young version of Ivanka. Ivanka. Ivanka...

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