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#35302

October numbers must be catastrophic.

 

Leavitt: The Democrats may have permanently damaged the federal statistical system with October C.P.I. And jobs reports likely never being released and all of that economic data released will be permanently impaired




 

 

#35303
4 hours ago, Pancho said:
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops claim to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody…


 

Dave Chapelle GIF by MOODMAN

 

4 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

I learned something.  Facial hair is criminal.


Its only Loki illegal ….

ill see myself out 

#35304
9 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

October numbers must be catastrophic.

 

Leavitt: The Democrats may have permanently damaged the federal statistical system with October C.P.I. And jobs reports likely never being released and all of that economic data released will be permanently impaired




 

 

i mean...wut 😐

democrats haven't been in charge of shit for a year. i know they do nothing but lie but usually you can see the outline of their mendacity... like what is she even trying to claim they did in October? 

maybe they're losing the plot altogether...🤔

#35305
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm pretty sure there were 400 separate IP violations in that clip.  Didn't license the song, didn't license the clip from car commercials, movie sequences, etc., to be used for political purposes....in violation of the Hatch Act.

At this point, the administration's consistent, repeated, and flagrant disregard for intellectual property -- layered on using it for illegal purposes -- merits a blanket injunction against using ANY licensable material without prior consent.  Seriously, there's a viable suit to be filed and pursued there.

You're ignoring the part where SCotUS said Trump can even have forcible sex with Mrs. Brisket "because that's. Y right".

Of course he WOULDN'T because she's not under 25 years old.

#35306
10 minutes ago, mchookem said:

i mean...wut 😐

democrats haven't been in charge of shit for a year. i know they do nothing but lie but usually you can see the outline of their mendacity... like what is she even trying to claim they did in October? 

maybe they're losing the plot altogether...🤔

I'm pretty sure she's blaming the Dems for the shutdown, and blaming the shutdown on a lack of CPI and jobs data.

#35307
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm pretty sure she's blaming the Dems for the shutdown, and blaming the shutdown on a lack of CPI and jobs data.

Their entire narrative about.....everything....is this:

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The worst part?

It totally works.

#35309

I thought they fired (forcibly resigned, whatever) the BLS chief and installed a yes man? Christ, the numbers must REALLY be fucked.

#35311
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

October numbers must be catastrophic.

 

Leavitt: The Democrats may have permanently damaged the federal statistical system with October C.P.I. And jobs reports likely never being released and all of that economic data released will be permanently impaired




 

 

In other words, we are never going to release statistics that paint a negative picture of the economy.  Holy shit.

#35314
22 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I thought they fired (forcibly resigned, whatever) the BLS chief and installed a yes man? Christ, the numbers must REALLY be fucked.

So....y'all didn't already realize that we are never, ever getting BLS numbers again?  They can't really fake those -- they are inherently based on underlying data, and if the data isn't there to support rosy numbers, it ain't there.  So, the only alternative is....no longer gather data or release numbers.

Remember, this is the regime that said "if you stop testing, there won't be any cases" during peak COVID.  We're simply going to have an information blackout for at least the next 3.3 years.  That's it.  That's the whole story.

#35315

Shit is so fucked up and crazy that I am starting to actually believe that there is some known pending apocalyptic event that only extremely powerful people know about and Donald Trump was chosen to distract us until it happens.

#35316

You'd think the business leaders of America would have something to say about government statistics disappearing

#35317
3 minutes ago, safe sex said:

You'd think the business leaders of America would have something to say about government statistics disappearing

They're too scared.  I'm serious.  He runs the country like he's a mob boss.  Speak up against him?  You'll have his DOJ all up in your ass, that permit you need renewed will go in the deep freeze, that product you need to get through customs will get held up forever, etc. etc.

I'm not kidding even a little bit.

#35318
6 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

We're simply going to have an information blackout for at least the next 3.3 years.  That's it.  That's the whole story.

We need more ledgemen and fewer optimists like @Brisketexan

#35319
23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

In other words, we are never going to release statistics that paint a negative picture of the economy.  Holy shit.

We're only copying the Russians and Chinese. No biggie. 

#35320
15 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Shit is so fucked up and crazy that I am starting to actually believe that there is some known pending apocalyptic event that only extremely powerful people know about and Donald Trump was chosen to distract us until it happens.

i realized last week while hanging out in my head hiking that i was actually starting to lean more into my lax/prior religious views, not out of desperation or for spiritual comfort, but bc shit is so absolutely bonkers and you had The Simpsons, Idiocracy, etc., fucking predicting this shit in detail decades ago, and every day is just more comic book level insanity...surely somebody is orchestrating this.

 

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i may or may not have been high

#35321
23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

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@Sbbruin having a Simpsons reference for damn near everything is one of the things that makes Surly great. Keep it up.

#35322
14 minutes ago, safe sex said:

You'd think the business leaders of America would have something to say about government statistics disappearing

It keeps the scam running a little longer. They aren’t going to say shit. 

#35323
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Their entire narrative about.....everything....is this:

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The worst part?

It totally works.

We just watched it not work for 6 weeks. It’s not going to start working now. 

#35324
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

We just watched it not work for 6 weeks. It’s not going to start working now. 

Oh.  You are one of those people who thinks that the November 4th election results actually mean something.  Cute.

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#35326

There ARE no jobs numbers for October.  The Census Bureau collects that data, and it was closed down during the shutdown.  Same for CPI info.  This shouldn't be a sign of NEVER getting numbers again - the surveying just wasn't done in October.

#35327
2 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

There ARE no jobs numbers for October.  The Census Bureau collects that data, and it was closed down during the shutdown.  Same for CPI info.  This shouldn't be a sign of NEVER getting numbers again - the surveying just wasn't done in October.

Oh my sweet summer child.

#35328
13 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

There ARE no jobs numbers for October.  The Census Bureau collects that data, and it was closed down during the shutdown.  Same for CPI info.  This shouldn't be a sign of NEVER getting numbers again - the surveying just wasn't done in October.

Wait did you not hear what sweet Caroline said at her presser?

#35329

First, I don’t believe a single word from any single part of this administration, but what’s wrong with what I said? The Current Population Survey, conducted by the Census Bureau provides the data that gets sent to BLS for release.  The work was not done in October because the Census Bureau has been on furlough during the shutdown.  The CPI comes from the Consumer Expenditures surveys ALSO done by the Census Bureau, and that work was ALSO not done in October.  You can’t release numbers that don’t exist.

#35330
29 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

There ARE no jobs numbers for October.  The Census Bureau collects that data, and it was closed down during the shutdown.  Same for CPI info.  This shouldn't be a sign of NEVER getting numbers again - the surveying just wasn't done in October.

Do you not remember the Door Dash economic data?  For shame. 

#35331
53 minutes ago, safe sex said:

You'd think the business leaders of America would have something to say about government statistics disappearing

You mean the same business leaders who are donating hundreds of millions to the Epstein Ballroom Building Fund and using that as bribes to get more government contracts?

#35332
1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

Shit is so fucked up and crazy that I am starting to actually believe that there is some known pending apocalyptic event that only extremely powerful people know about and Donald Trump was chosen to distract us until it happens.

They usually send out a black president when that kind of stuff is gonna happen...

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#35333
2 minutes ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

They usually send out a black president when that kind of stuff is gonna happen...

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#35334
1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

I thought they fired (forcibly resigned, whatever) the BLS chief and installed a yes man? Christ, the numbers must REALLY be fucked.

Whose nomination was withdrawn because he was such an unqualified loon that he couldn't be confirmed even by this assbag Senate.

#35335
21 minutes ago, TexLonghorn said:

First, I don’t believe a single word from any single part of this administration, but what’s wrong with what I said? The Current Population Survey, conducted by the Census Bureau provides the data that gets sent to BLS for release.  The work was not done in October because the Census Bureau has been on furlough during the shutdown.  The CPI comes from the Consumer Expenditures surveys ALSO done by the Census Bureau, and that work was ALSO not done in October.  You can’t release numbers that don’t exist.

You may have forgotten where you are

#35336

A curiosity.

Many .gov site do not have a Hatch Act violation at the top of the page.

Here's the one from USPTO.gov, which may be a special case because it is self-funded.

At present, the USPTO will remain open and fully operational until further notice under operating reserves from the prior year’s fee collections.

Labor:

Lapse in Appropriations

For workplace safety and health, please call 800-321-6742; for mine safety and health, please call 800-746-1553; for Job Corps, please call 800-733-5627 and for Wage and Hour, please call 1-866-487-9243 (1 866-4-US-WAGE).  This website is currently not being updated due to the suspension of Federal government services. The last update to the site was 10/1/2025.  Updates to the site will start again when the Federal government resumes operations. For more information related to the lapse for DOL employees, please visit the DOL Lapse Information Page.

Wonder what's up with that.

 

#35339

I fucking hate that this dude is from Texas. One of you must know him, such a douche

 

Gill: It was great to hear from the new leader of the Democrat party, Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Unfortunately we didn't get to hear from their other leader, Mr. Zohran Mamdani.

 

#35340
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I fucking hate that this dude is from Texas. One of you must know him, such a douche

 

Gill: It was great to hear from the new leader of the Democrat party, Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Unfortunately we didn't get to hear from their other leader, Mr. Zohran Mamdani.

 

Your leader is a convicted felon and child rapist.

#35341
4 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I fucking hate that this dude is from Texas. One of you must know him, such a douche

 

Gill: It was great to hear from the new leader of the Democrat party, Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Unfortunately we didn't get to hear from their other leader, Mr. Zohran Mamdani.

 

Dinesh d’souzas son in law

#35342
31 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I fucking hate that this dude is from Texas. One of you must know him, such a douche

 

Gill: It was great to hear from the new leader of the Democrat party, Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Unfortunately we didn't get to hear from their other leader, Mr. Zohran Mamdani.

 

He’s from New Mexico and grew up in West Texas and as you probably guessed from listening to him, is the familiar product of strong black coffee and an Allsup’s burrito 

#35343
36 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He’s from New Mexico and grew up in West Texas and as you probably guessed from listening to him, is the familiar product of strong black coffee and an Allsup’s burrito 

Concieved in the bed of a pickup truck parked on the Tech campus.  

#35344
13 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Concieved in the bed of a pickup truck parked on the Tech campus.  

 Also herpes

Edited by Bozo_Casanova

#35345
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Oh. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Clicked on that link and saw the 'Democrats have shut down the Government for...' ticker. The adults are in charge.

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#35346

😂😂😂😂

We’re about 5 emails away from Trump proposing single payer health care to distract from Epstein.

 

#35347
11 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

We’re about 5 emails away from Trump proposing single payer health care to distract from Epstein.

 

Cmon Donny a lil free healthcare a lil student loan forgiveness. Can’t put a price on not being found a pedophile right??

#35349
9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm pretty sure there were 400 separate IP violations in that clip.  Didn't license the song, didn't license the clip from car commercials, movie sequences, etc., to be used for political purposes....in violation of the Hatch Act.

At this point, the administration's consistent, repeated, and flagrant disregard for intellectual property -- layered on using it for illegal purposes -- merits a blanket injunction against using ANY licensable material without prior consent.  Seriously, there's a viable suit to be filed and pursued there.

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#35350

how incredible will it be if this whole saga ends with MTG and Boebert hailed as heroines 🤣

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