Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post
#35601
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

FIFY

Obligatory 

In 1981, SMU cheerleaders ran onto Kyle Field to celebrate a TD. Texas A&M's Officer of the Day rushed the field to stop them, brandishing his saber threateningly.Due to his actions, the A&M Corps no longer allows the tradition of carrying of sheathed sabers#AggieFactThursday

 

  • Replies 41.1k
  • Views 2.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

#35602
 

The only thing worse than be caught in bed with a dead hooker or live boy, is sucking the cock of a democratic President
#35603

I don't like King Cheeto appropriating Teddy Roosevelt's famous words about the man in the arena.

#35604

That trooper is the perfect encapsulation of this country and state. Pure trash.
And he’ll be lionized as a hero, and will likely have a statue at Pyle Field, the Capitol, or both within a year.

There goes the next Chief of Police
#35608
I’m beginning to suspect all of the men in the Trump administration are impotent.

 

 

 

  • Popular Post
#35609
 
 
 

Operation Rock Hard Cock Spurting in My Mouth, the invasion of Venezuela, is gonna be lit.
#35610
Well, this is the foundation of the MAGA movement. Without political pastors’ help, there is never a President Trump.

 

 

#35611
6 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

Trump’s plan is to issue tariff checks to voters just before mid terms next year.  It’s probably going to work.

You’re thinking of the second or third tariff checks next year, he needs to get one out now.  And invade Venezuela.

#35613
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Well, this is the foundation of the MAGA movement. Without political pastors’ help, there is never a President Trump.

Purely anecdotal, but we know of several churches that have seen declines in their attendance that...while maybe not quite embracing Trump from the pulpit, were clearly favoring things that appeal to his followers.

Meanwhile, I look at my wife's and at friends' churches (Presbyterian, Methodist) that are less into politcs and more into Jesus and they seem a lot fuller than they used to be, even packed.  Now it's possible they got a bunch of new converts who were not going before, but I have a feeling it's a lot of refugees from the more political churches.

#35615
3 minutes ago, mchookem said:

when given options they just purposely choose the shittiest and stupidest choice possible. 

Party of small government and personal freedom.

  • Popular Post
#35616
lol last night was a rerun [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

#35621
Trump's new autopen scandal. Every accusation is a confession. https://apnews.com/article/trump-pardon-biden-justice-department-ed-martin-d525b1911534a40f70394fddf396acc1

 

 

#35624
1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:


Once again we play the game: real or not real?

It’s an itysl quote and I’d assume he’s not a Tim fan. 

#35625
47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Trump's new autopen scandal. Every accusation is a confession. https://apnews.com/article/trump-pardon-biden-justice-department-ed-martin-d525b1911534a40f70394fddf396acc1

 

 

It really is pretty much foolproof. Anytime Trump comes out and makes some weird allegation out of nowhere.... he's the one who is actually doing it. 

#35626
1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

image.thumb.jpeg.196022b29650125493a978f2b76d593f.jpeg

This reminds me of a middle-school insult hurled by this one friend of mine:

ANAL BABY!

 

#35627
54 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It really is pretty much foolproof. Anytime Trump comes out and makes some weird allegation out of nowhere.... he's the one who is actually doing it. 

Which is why I’m willing to entertain seriously that he somehow rigged his elections, with the 2020 election being or where he didn’t rig it sufficiently and led to the “there’s no way Biden got that many votes” stuff. 

#35628
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which is why I’m willing to entertain seriously that he somehow rigged his elections, with the 2020 election being or where he didn’t rig it sufficiently and led to the “there’s no way Biden got that many votes” stuff. 

I am 100% certain that he tried to. 

#35629

Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning in your own vacation resort home (that someone else paid to transport you to), the presumed leader of the free world, with unimaginable power in your grasp.  And then realizing within a few minutes that everything is turning to shit, so you rage tweet to the world:

 

Screenshot2025-11-16at11_44_57AM.thumb.png.879e96f8bdcc94bc702d9dc40f870c12.png

Edited by Francisco 2.0

#35630

I still marvel at the level of detail that he rails about.   Has there ever been a President who publicly tried to micromanage everything?

#35631

Even the smallest disagreement over something gets him to bring out the RINO thing. From the ultimate RINO, as someone with zero actual convictions, and who ran as an (R) because that's the only way he could have any success at all.

#35632
6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I still marvel at the level of detail that he rails about.   Has there ever been a President who publicly tried to micromanage everything?

I'm waiting for a strongly worded tweet to bumfuck school district's school board about serving too much chocolate pudding as opposed to vanilla in the cafeteria. It probably happened already actually. 

Edited by Bevo14

#35633
8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning in your own vacation resort home (that someone else paid to transport you to), the presumed leader of the free world, with unimaginable power in your grasp.  And then realizing within a few minutes that everything is turning to shit, so you rage tweet to the world:

 

Screenshot2025-11-16at11_44_57AM.thumb.png.879e96f8bdcc94bc702d9dc40f870c12.png

No one is complaining about CA's redistricting?  Your admin just filed suit to undo it.  But just CA of course.  Not Texas.  "That's different".

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I still marvel at the level of detail that he rails about.   Has there ever been a President who publicly tried to micromanage everything?

No.  Never.

#35634
16 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Operation Rock Hard Cock Spurting in My Mouth, the invasion of Venezuela, is gonna be lit.

Angry Oh No GIF by CBC

or

Tim And Eric Smile GIF

I'm gonna go with eww

#35636

Pretty good breakdown from DefCon 33 on SignalGate and the kakistocracy were all enjoying

The biggest thing I didn't realize is that they weren't even using signal! They were using an Israeli fork of the app that sniffed all their messages and exposed them unencrypted with exposed heapdump endpoints left online

 

#35638
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Imagine waking up on a Sunday morning in your own vacation resort home (that someone else paid to transport you to), the presumed leader of the free world, with unimaginable power in your grasp.  And then realizing within a few minutes that everything is turning to shit, so you rage tweet to the world:

 

Screenshot2025-11-16at11_44_57AM.thumb.png.879e96f8bdcc94bc702d9dc40f870c12.png

I thought he had a 90% approval rating? How can his party possibly lose the House if everyone loves him so much?

#35639
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Purely anecdotal, but we know of several churches that have seen declines in their attendance that...while maybe not quite embracing Trump from the pulpit, were clearly favoring things that appeal to his followers.

Meanwhile, I look at my wife's and at friends' churches (Presbyterian, Methodist) that are less into politcs and more into Jesus and they seem a lot fuller than they used to be, even packed.  Now it's possible they got a bunch of new converts who were not going before, but I have a feeling it's a lot of refugees from the more political churches.

We have a new pastor 

My wife met with him privately and came away reassured. They continue to preach the gospel and a message that all the red hats in attendance should be disgusted by based on thier horrible politics, but they are too obtuse to understand the message or just go because thier wife makes them.

The pastors 100% mix in messages that are very anti maga because the entire gospel is anti maga. 

Yet we have a parking lot full of 250s some with maga shit.

 

 

 

  • Popular Post
#35640

This guy gets it

BREAKING: UFC fighter Brandon Royval, after refusing to fight at the White House:“I don’t give a fuck about any of our political figures right now, and it’s like to fight in front of them seems like some fucking ‘Hunger Games’ type of fucking shit. I don’t give a fuck to fight…

 

22 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

Yet we have a parking lot full of 250s some with maga shit.

 

One of these ford trucks in the parking lot of my gym had scrapes in the bed and work gloves on the dash. You can probably guess which.

IMG_3785.jpeg

  • Popular Post
#35644

 

So the Secretary of the Treasury thinks immigrants are hiking through the desert with cattle like it’s the Oregon Trail. Trump’s cabinet is really speed-running stupidity this term. https://t.co/RmcJFdnawI

 

 

#35646
5 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Which is why I’m willing to entertain seriously that he somehow rigged his elections, with the 2020 election being or where he didn’t rig it sufficiently and led to the “there’s no way Biden got that many votes” stuff. 

I don’t think he rigged it like LBJ did, I think misinformations and disinformation were spread to get people out for him and suppress/depress voters in certain areas.

It’s far easier, cheaper, and safer than outright rigging ballot boxes or voting machines.  AI is only going to make it worse.

#35647

So I need some help here. Let's say the trump Clinton rumors are true. In what scenario would this happen? I mean the only thing that makes sense is if he was on drugs.  What is the rumored scenario in which this took place?  Group sex and streams get crossed? 

#35648
5 minutes ago, Pasken said:

So I need some help here. Let's say the trump Clinton rumors are true. In what scenario would this happen? I mean the only thing that makes sense is if he was on drugs.  What is the rumored scenario in which this took place?  Group sex and streams get crossed? 

Hey now, it could have been Ghislane's horse and not Billy Cee

#35649

Shot:

Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their

Chaser:

image.thumb.png.de473d6bc0c547786a46da58991226cc.png

 

First world nations are medieval peasant maxxing. 

#35650
4 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Shot:

Under-the-weather TikTokers are slicing raw potatoes and placing them in their

Chaser:

image.thumb.png.de473d6bc0c547786a46da58991226cc.png

 

First world nations are medieval peasant maxxing. 

Just put some blue cheese in your mashed potatoes if you want the funk you dipshits.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.