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#35651
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

So the Secretary of the Treasury thinks immigrants are hiking through the desert with cattle like it’s the Oregon Trail. Trump’s cabinet is really speed-running stupidity this term. https://t.co/RmcJFdnawI

 

 

In all seriousness the New World Screwworm is a potentially very serious problem, but we’ve got top men working on it. 

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#35652
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

So the Secretary of the Treasury thinks immigrants are hiking through the desert with cattle like it’s the Oregon Trail. Trump’s cabinet is really speed-running stupidity this term. https://t.co/RmcJFdnawI

 

 

How are SA immigrants bringing infected cattle through a border that is supposedly completely closed?

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#35653
23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Operation Rock Hard Cock Spurting in My Mouth, the invasion of Venezuela, is gonna be lit.

102K likes, 1,623 comments - basedgoldwater on November 15, 2025: "JD Vance gonna have his hands full with this".

 

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#35654
BESSENT: “THE $2,000 DIVIDEND COULD COME IN LOTS OF FORMS… IT COULD BE JUST THE TAX DECREASES. IT COULD BE NO TAX ON TIPS.”

The real dividend was the friends we made along the way

#35655

The 2k dividend may just come as a blow job from the president.   Our orange lord works in mysterious ways!

#35656
Just now, Horn Dog said:

The 2k dividend may just come as a blow job from the president.   Our orange lord works in mysterious ways!

no way do not want GIF by CBC

#35657
2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Just put some blue cheese in your mashed potatoes if you want the funk you dipshits.

My preferred:

 

 

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#35658
2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

How are SA immigrants bringing infected cattle through a border that is supposedly completely closed?

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#35659
7 hours ago, Captainant said:

Pretty good breakdown from DefCon 33 on SignalGate and the kakistocracy were all enjoying

The biggest thing I didn't realize is that they weren't even using signal! They were using an Israeli fork of the app that sniffed all their messages and exposed them unencrypted with exposed heapdump endpoints left online

 

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#35660
(Politico) - An Indiana Senate Republican who President Donald Trump called out in a Truth Social post Sunday for not backing the White House’s plan to draw new congressional maps was later targeted by a swatting, according to local authorities. @politico.com https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/16/indiana-republican-trump-redistricting-swatted-00654098

 

#35661
41 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

The 2k dividend may just come as a blow job from the president.   Our orange lord works in mysterious ways!

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#35662
Seriously, it must be nice to have someone you care for stick up for you when you stand up to Trump [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

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#35663
Weird how many racists like to self-identify themselves as racists.

 

 

#35664
2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

How are SA immigrants bringing infected cattle through a border that is supposedly completely closed?

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Two words for you: Biden.

#35665
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

So the Secretary of the Treasury thinks immigrants are hiking through the desert with cattle like it’s the Oregon Trail. Trump’s cabinet is really speed-running stupidity this term. https://t.co/RmcJFdnawI

 

 

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#35667

 

You know, this makes a lot more sense if you just think of him as being gay.

 

 

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#35668
5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

You know, this makes a lot more sense if you just think of him as being gay.

 

 

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#35671
You know, this makes a lot more sense if you just think of him as being gay.

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#35674
34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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#35675

fucking human waste ...

Totally mind boggling that Trump has never had not one damn day in prison.

 

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#35676
On 11/15/2025 at 10:37 AM, HenryJames said:
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official. How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar. https://www.axios.com/2025/11/14/trump-swiss-gifts-gold-rolex

 

 

 

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#35677
She abruptly resigned in late August 2019.

 

 

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#35678

I watched the first episode of Ken Burns’ American Revolution tonight and they went over the process of tarring and feathering.  Just wanted to mention that. 

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#35679
5 hours ago, Pasken said:

So I need some help here. Let's say the trump Clinton rumors are true. In what scenario would this happen? I mean the only thing that makes sense is if he was on drugs.  What is the rumored scenario in which this took place?  Group sex and streams get crossed? 

He probably didn't, it's more about making MAGA deny it.

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#35681
7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
She abruptly resigned in late August 2019.

 

 

Pretty sure she was fired for saying she was closer to Trump than his daughters.

And she had her lawyer deny they were banging, but it's interesting that it came up in old emails, and is not some new accusation.

Her wikipedia photo is weird as fuck, being cropped from this:

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#35682
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Seriously, it must be nice to have someone you care for stick up for you when you stand up to Trump [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Their sex probably smells like a can of cat food. 

#35683

The Clinton/horse story seems like a psyop to get people's attention away from the rape and abuses of power. The same strategy kinda worked for Diddy, the whole trial/discussion/meme zeitgeist became about the cuck stuff instead of him raping dudes that worked for him and procuring sexual arrangements for other rich and powerful perverts.

Shift the discussion from the illegal, reprehensible stuff to the ridiculous stuff that's easier to laugh off

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#35684

 

A clearly exhausted Trump returned to the White House tonight where the American flag is being allowed to lie on the ground.Fitting for this anti-America administration.

 

 

#35686
29 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

WTF is up with the flag?  How could that even happen?

They probably swapped it out for a Trump 2028 flag.

#35687
* WHITE HOUSE ECONOMIC ADVISER HASSETT: THERE COULD BE A LITTLE BIT OF ALMOST QUIET TIME IN THE LABOR MARKET @reuters.com #QuietTime

 

NobODy WaNTs to wOrK

#35688
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
She abruptly resigned in late August 2019.

 

 

…to use the parlance of our times.

#35689
18 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

How are SA immigrants bringing infected cattle through a border that is supposedly completely closed?

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Those Mexicans are very sneaky. Not only are they able to camouflage themselves when they cross the border, but also 1200-lb cows. 

#35690
2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


Those Mexicans are very sneaky. Not only are they able to camouflage themselves when they cross the border, but also 1200-lb cows. 

The real difficult part is teaching the cows to climb the ladder to get over the wall. 

#35693

lol

Inside the Oval Office, President Trump says his voice is raspy because he was yelling at people over trade and "blew my stack" at them. He doesn't say who it was.

 

#35694
4 minutes ago, Exposition said:

lol

Inside the Oval Office, President Trump says his voice is raspy because he was yelling at people over trade and "blew my stack" at them. He doesn't say who it was.

 

Unless he was yelling at a mirror, he was wasting his time.  He did all of this.  That's how imperial presidencies work.  Want to be god?  Then you're god, and you own it.

Fuck that giant piece of shit right into the fucking sun.  The day he strokes out will be the greatest day in human history.   May that day be today.

#35696
5 minutes ago, Exposition said:

lol

Inside the Oval Office, President Trump says his voice is raspy because he was yelling at people over trade and "blew my stack" at them. He doesn't say who it was.

 

Wait, Trump said his throat was sore because "I blew my stag"?

#35697
Trump says he's planning to sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia

 

#35698
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

“90 deals in 90 days”

Trump: I want a Big Mac, a quarter pounder, fries, and a Diet Coke!

Receptionist: Medium fries and medium Diet Coke?

Trump: I want large fries and a large Diet Coke!

Receptionist: Right away, sir.

Trump: Art of the deal, baby!

 

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#35700

Give him another Nobel!

Trump: "Would I launch strikes in Mexico to stop drugs? It's okay with me."

 

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