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#35701
28 minutes ago, Exposition said:

lol

Inside the Oval Office, President Trump says his voice is raspy because he was yelling at people over trade and "blew my stack" at them. He doesn't say who it was.

 

I absolutely believe his voice is raspy because he Blew. 

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#35702
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I absolutely believe his voice is raspy because he Blew. 

"Little Boy Blue . . . cause Trump needed the money!!!"  -- Andrew Dice Clay

#35703

Dementia hitting hard today.  Asked about Seattle, rambles about LA and says two years ago he got the permits started for rebuilding after the fires.

Q: Seattle has six World Cup games. How close are you gonna be watching that city with the crime?TRUMP: Well, if we think that the mayor of LA is incompetent -- everybody knows that. If they let the water come in that wouldn't have happened ... if we think there's gonna be…

 

#35705
3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.

Although....why?  Just send enough money to World Liberty Financial via "purchases" of imaginary Trump coins, and he'll invite you to take over everything west of the Rockies.  Cheaper and easier than an invasion.

#35706
5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

If I was head of a foreign enemy, I'd strongly consider invading the United States.

The Rock Eye Roll GIF

#35707
53 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump says he's planning to sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia

 

BUT NYC HAS A MUSLIM MAYOR!!!! Warblgarbll!

 

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#35708
55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump says he's planning to sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia

 

 

china approves of this deal !!

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#35709

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

#35710
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Pretty sure he thinks the water line extends into the puget sound based on past interviews 

#35711
2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Dude.  He actually thinks that he ordered water to flow "downhill" from Canada to LA....because "south" is "down."  Imagine dealing with a 6 year old who's fucking dumb for a 6 year old, and you've got Trump pegged.

#35712
Just now, bluto said:

Pretty sure he thinks the water line extends into the puget sound based on past interviews 

True, but the actual spigot he had turned was in central California.  And, it was a colossal waste that was a considerable net negative.

#35713

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

#35714
25 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

Feels like someone should've poured a beer over their heads.

 

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#35715
58 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

And last Saturday afternoon at a local sports bar two MAGATs--one in a Turning Point FREEDOM t-shirt--applauded the Noem/ICE embarrassment of a commercial  & when they got a few WTF looks from other patrons began loudly proclaiming the awesomeness of dotard, and how the only presidents that MIGHT possibly rank above him--and in it was debatable at this point--were Washington and Lincoln. And they were being serious.

On Saturday, I was at a bar in Oakland with my wife watching the Texas game and some guy near us was wearing a trump hat. I started taking loudly about reports of trump giving Clinton a bj. About 5 minutes later, the Fuck Donald Trump song started playing. The black guy next to me asked if I played it while indicating he did. I bought him and his girl their next round. MAGA guy covered his hat the rest of the night.

/csb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI

#35716
2 hours ago, Exposition said:

lol

Inside the Oval Office, President Trump says his voice is raspy because he was yelling at people over trade and "blew my stack" at them. He doesn't say who it was.

 

Clearly the secret to his voice is the same as Rod Stewart's, and since the story broke about him and Bubba, the magnifying glass has been on him.

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#35717
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

 

he's incredibly dumb 

#35718
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

I do not care to walk the streets of Bakersfield.

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#35719

 

Pure evil https://t.co/W4UEC2wQdi— Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@AdamKinzinger)

 

 

#35722

Let's check in with Trump's speech to McDonald's folks:

 

Silence. From a room full of people who know better. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

Trump: "They saw a lot of unbelievable activity at the McDonald's next to the base where they take off. The McDonald's was doing -- right? -- 5 times, they were going crazy. So they say 'there's something going on over there.' The biggest activity that McDonald's had ever had. It was a nice story."

 

 

 

#35723
I am now viewing in a different light all those stories he told for years about big strong steel workers coming up to him with tears in their eyes.

 

 

I can usually translate him, but either I’m losing my mind, or he is.

 

Trump to McDonald’s Franchise Owners: The minimum wage thing.. you’re going to have to fight… You people probably know the impact good or bad. Let your local congressmen know about it.

 

 

Trump: "I gave them as you know unlimited water, Biden came back with a rigged election, and he immediately restricted the water again. But I came back in and immediately unrestricted it again. So now you have unlimited water to clean your damn dishes."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#35724

McDonald's owners.  Getting a speech on bombing Iranian nuclear facilities.

 

 

Trump is ranting barely coherently to McDonald's franchise owners: "The one pilot said, 'skedaddle!' And that thing just turned on its side -- pppph. And it's so unbelievable. And that knocked out Iran nuclear capability."

 

 

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#35725

Look at that shit above, and realize that this is as good as he's gonna get for the next three years. Too bad we don't have something readily available that would rid the world of him forever, like proof that he is a child rapist. Oh well, go faster next three years. 

#35726

Hold up. He said to release the files. He would never do that if he was implicated. It was a dem hoax clearly. Release the files and the truth will speak. Trump never even met Epstein.

 

#35727
4 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

That dumbass still thinks there is a water line between central California and Los Angeles.  The water he ordered released during the January wildfires didn't get within 100 miles of LA.  It partially filled a dry lake bed near Bakersfield.

Wasn’t that a planned release that he just took credit for a couple days later?

#35728
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' https://people.com/donald-trump-snaps-quiet-piggy-at-female-reporter-who-asks-about-epstein-11851131

 

#35730
36 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.' https://people.com/donald-trump-snaps-quiet-piggy-at-female-reporter-who-asks-about-epstein-11851131

 

Trump is the ultimate snowflake

#35731
An incredibly Trump-era headline https://theintercept.com/2025/11/17/pardoned-jan-6-child-abuse-molestation-andrew-paul-johnson/

 

#35732
Absolutely no way to read this and not conclude that the Department of Justice has been deeply corrupted. And this is from a time when career lawyers were in place, pushing back against illegality. With firings and resignations, the politicization will just get worse. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/11/16/magazine/trump-justice-department-staff-attorneys.html?unlocked_article_code=1.108.EYbr.jxkXiS5EVS2J&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

#35733
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:
Absolutely no way to read this and not conclude that the Department of Justice has been deeply corrupted. And this is from a time when career lawyers were in place, pushing back against illegality. With firings and resignations, the politicization will just get worse. https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2025/11/16/magazine/trump-justice-department-staff-attorneys.html?unlocked_article_code=1.108.EYbr.jxkXiS5EVS2J&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

 

Read lots of things along this line that it's bad and at the FBI, too.

#35734
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#35737
7 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
Trump says he's planning to sell F-35s to Saudi Arabia

 

 

6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

china approves of this deal !!

Happy Chinese GIF

So we're giving the Chinese a chance to go over the F-35.

Lovely.

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#35738
52 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy." [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

This would be a better world if a woman, faced with such abuse, could fire back, “Fuck you, you child raping, cocksucking, piece of shit,” without losing their job.

#35739
This story from @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social, captures how the impunity Jan6ers believe they had LED DIRECTLY to Andrew Paul Johnson sexually abusing young children. https://theintercept.com/2025/11/17/pardoned-jan-6-child-abuse-molestation-andrew-paul-johnson/

 

 

#35740
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro https://www.propublica.org/article/andrew-tate-investigation-dhs-paul-ingrassia

 

#35743
9 hours ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Seems like his impulse control is getting worse.  Hopefully that's a good sign for, welll you know. 

Its all fun and games until he decides to nuke those dastardly penguins for stealing all the cheeseburgers on the McDonald Islands.

#35744
7 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

It’s all fun and games until he decides to nuke those dastardly penguins for stealing all the cheeseburgers on the McDonald Islands.

 feel like the Air Force could simulate that so that he believed it.  

#35745
19 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 feel like the Air Force could simulate that so that he believed it.  

But it won't show up on social media or Fox News.  

#35748
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

But it won't show up on social media or Fox News.  

No, that would be on the Gorilla Channel.

#35749
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House. By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro https://www.propublica.org/article/andrew-tate-investigation-dhs-paul-ingrassia

 

Donald Trump never met a sex trafficker he didn't like and wouldn't do favors for.

Remember how all these Trumpers were all up in arms about how bad sex trafficking is?  EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION, Exhibit eleventy fucking billion.  If there is a thing in this world that MAGA says is bad....it turns out that MAGA is up to its fucking elbows in that thing.

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