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#35751
The real difficult part is teaching the cows to climb the ladder to get over the wall. 

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#35754
12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

What fucking hell are we living in?!

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Damn, there goes my Sunday breakfast and coffee after Mass....

#35755
8 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Damn, there goes my Sunday breakfast and coffee after Mass....

Sunday?

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#35756
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

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#35759
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Maybe Dems actually can win the senate back

 

 

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Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

#35760

Math.

There are about 127 million households in America.  That's a lot of negotiation phone calls.  Cletus is going to be pissed when he's negotiating with a call center in India.

Also, who the fuck does DOTARD think we'll be negotiating with?  Why, it's those very same insurance companies that he's railing on.  Nothing is thought out in this administration.

#35761
5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

I'd just rebut with "Mr. President, we already have that with the Obamacare exchange."

#35762

So how much money does United HC, BCBS, AETNA, etc need to pump into his crypto scam until he turns around & decides the insurance companies are great for everyone?

#35763

Saudi Prince: Mr. President, who am I writing this check to for purchasing these F-35s? 
 

Trump: to me, of course! 

#35764

The American people had enough of corruption in government, so they decided to vote for arguably the most corrupt person in American history to rule over all of us. 

The swamp was drained, then re-filled with piss and shit and blood and cum, and 80 million people are happily swimming in it. 

 

 

#35765

it's just...the stupidest shit every single day.  negotiate my own healthcare? wtf are you talking about?

#35766
23 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

My former Congressman (Don Bacon, NE-2) once explained at a town hall that people should negotiate their health plan with their employer.  It was met with laughter and boos.  He seemed surprised when people explained to him that's not how it works. The dude went from the Air Force to Congress and had never worked for a private-sector employer.  He is reasonably intelligent, but has zero fucking concept what reality is for 95% of Americans.  He just votes how he is told to vote. 

 

#35767
Maybe Dems actually can win the senate back
 
 
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Is this the healthcare plan he’s been promising us since Charlie Strong was coaching Texas football?
#35768

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That photo is from September 24th......

2020.

Any human being who believes that Donald Trump has, or has ever had, a "healthcare plan," is too stupid to be allowed to breath on this planet.  They should be launched into the sun to provide fuel for solar energy, so they will at least have SOME purpose in this universe.

#35769
Q: Is it appropriate for your family to be doing business in Saudi Arabia while you're president. Is that a conflict of interest? And your royal highness, the US intel community concluded you orchestrated the brutal murder of a journali--- TRUMP: Who are you with? Q: ABC News TRUMP: Fake news

 

#35770
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

 

#35774
5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

 

You don’t have to embarrass America,  but you do it daily. 

#35775
7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."

 

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#35776
54 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

Also, I'm not going to give the big bad insurance companies money.

I'm going to give it to you.  To give to the insurance companies.

#35779
13 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

This would be a better world if a woman, faced with such abuse, could fire back, “Fuck you, you child raping, cocksucking, piece of shit,” without losing their job.

That's what gofundme is for.  She would never have to work another day in her life.

#35782
1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Now threatening to take ABC's license. Interesting. 

This is almost a tradition now.

#35784
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Okay, let's workshop this plan:

The Trump government gives some amount of money directly to the people so they can "negotiate and buy their own, much better, insurance."

Cleetus, in Forkland, Alabama:  "Hello, Mr. United Healthcare.  I'd like to negotiate a health plan with my $2,000 annual payment from our fine President.  Also, my wife and I are both have diabeetus, and I'm recovering from ass cancer.  Whaddyu got for us?"

United Healthcare:  "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

 

 

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Maybe Dems actually can win the senate back

 

 

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Yeah, that's how it will go.

I can't tell you how much I hate this idea.  I don't want to go shopping a million different health plans.  The Medicare parts confuse me and a lot of other people now they want everyone to do it?

#35785

It is funny how desperate he is to send everybody checks again. With his signature of course.

He seems to promise it every couple weeks.

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#35786
Just now, Valmy77 said:

It is funny how desperate he is to send everybody checks again. With his signature of course.

It is more sad than funny.   Because it will work.  The American people can be bought very cheaply.  And they don't recognize they're being bought with their own money.

 

#35787

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-his-mri-was-part-very-standard-physical-2025-11-15/

Trump told reporters he got the MRI "because it's part of my physical. Getting an MRI is very standard. What, you think I shouldn't have it? Other people get it ... I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor."

 

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#35788

Did y'all know that Venezuela emptied 100% of their prison population into our country? I didn't know that but I learned it from president Dotard today. I thought I might have misheard him but then he repeated it.

#35789
7 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

It is more sad than funny.   Because it will work.  The American people can be bought very cheaply.  And they don't recognize they're being bought with their own money.

 

If we had the money it would be a cany move even though it would jack up inflation.

One thing though it is funny that even the far right guys recognize that we need wealth redistribution and need to stop government aligning with big business. At least in their rhetoric.

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#35790
17 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Now threatening to take ABC's license. Interesting. 

The reporter asked him a very good question. Why don't you just release the Epstein files? You don't need Congress for that. He responded by calling her a terrible reporter and a terrible person and threatening to take away ABC's broadcast license. 

#35791
8 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-his-mri-was-part-very-standard-physical-2025-11-15/

Trump told reporters he got the MRI "because it's part of my physical. Getting an MRI is very standard. What, you think I shouldn't have it? Other people get it ... I had an MRI. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen as a doctor."

 

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I liked Weekend Update where it went "I took another cognitive test and did so great the doctors said they want me to come back and take it again as soon as possible."

#35792
31 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also, I'm not going to give the big bad insurance companies money.

I'm going to give it to you.  To give to the insurance companies.

Also, because you, Joe Six Pack, can negotiate a better deal with the insurance companies, than I, worlds best businessman and POTUS can negotiate for you. Art. Of. The. Deal.

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#35793
37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Holy fucking shit. “Things happen.”

things ---- getting cut up with a bone saw while you are still alive.  you know, regular normal stuff...

#35794

Is this the healthcare plan he’s been promising us since Charlie Strong was coaching Texas football?

Please don’t ShaggyBevo up our CR
#35795

Why doesn’t the best negotiator on the world, who happens to be POTUS, negotiate health care for all Americans and get us the best deal?  He is doing it with prescription drugs. 

#35796
12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did y'all know that Venezuela emptied 100% of their prison population into our country? I didn't know that but I learned it from president Dotard today. I thought I might have misheard him but then he repeated it.

You left out the asylums!

All the claims to asylum!

#35798

Fortunately there isn't much that would embarrass this joke of a country anymore. No shame left.

Though I guess I shouldn't underestimate Trump's remarkable ability to constantly disappoint me despite by subterranean expectations. I wish I could get Trump Derangement Syndrome, no matter how little I think of him it is clear my opinion is too high compared to the reality.

#35799
10 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did y'all know that Venezuela emptied 100% of their prison population into our country? I didn't know that but I learned it from president Dotard today. I thought I might have misheard him but then he repeated it.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

You left out the asylums!

All the claims to asylum!

I suppose a follow-up question is just too much to ask for. "I'm sorry Mr. President, did you just say that every single prisoner in Venezuela is now residing in America?"

#35800
9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Why doesn’t the best negotiator on the world, who happens to be POTUS, negotiate health care for all Americans and get us the best deal?  He is doing it with prescription drugs. 

Democrats could fan those flames, too.

"What could be more idiotic than a single entity negotiating the rates for 100s of millions of Americans. Trump would be an absolute moron to try that."

Reverse psychology. If the Dems hate it, we must do it. Single payer here we come.

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