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#36051
I wonder who has been in charge of the House for the last 3 years?

 

 

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#36053
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Um. Did he forget what happened? The dementia is really, really bad.

 

 

He just can’t stop watching all of the shows he wants canceled.

#36054

“There is no world where this is legal.”

You don’t say.

“There is no world where this is legal,” a current JAG officer told NBC News. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/top-military-lawyer-raised-legal-concerns-boat-strikes-rcna243694
#36055
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
I wonder who has been in charge of the House for the last 3 years?

 

 

Holy shit.  GOP leadership wanting things to go back to normal.  You motherfuckers.

#36058
Government regulations prevent anything resembling a free market in health care. It's really not that hard to conceptually fix the system, you just can't dig out from the entrenched interests and their lobby power. 

You seem to have negative understanding of health care systems and economics. And I never seen that you want to regulate lobbying, which would require [checks notes] government legislation and regulation.
#36060
11 hours ago, The Dog said:

I have no idea where else to put this:

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Mamdami is going to get the Zelensky treatment.

#36061
29 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He just can’t stop watching all of the shows he wants canceled.

I remember in the first term when it was a big deal that the commander in chief seemingly just sat around the White House and watched tv all day. Now it’s just accepted. 

#36063
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.

And the Senate is supposed to be the more mature legislative body.

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#36064
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll: Overall econ approval: 36-64 On tariffs: 37-63 On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!) "We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod: https://newrepublic.com/article/203423/trump-anger-prices-goes-nuclear-fresh-polls-show-tanking

This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably

#36065
4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll: Overall econ approval: 36-64 On tariffs: 37-63 On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!) "We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod: https://newrepublic.com/article/203423/trump-anger-prices-goes-nuclear-fresh-polls-show-tanking

This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably

More like “If dems just messaged different maybe ‘murica would stop being distracted by stupid social wedge issues.” -surly cr

#36066
11 hours ago, The Dog said:

I have no idea where else to put this:

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He should bring his wife and have her bat her eyes at him a little. He’ll melt like butter.

“You’re hittin’ that? How come she’s not in a burka? Is your other wife at home?”

”Sir, let me fill you in on some truths about me and my plans for our beloved NYC.”

He listens intently and no need to hide his tiny mushroom boner.

#36067
11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll: Overall econ approval: 36-64 On tariffs: 37-63 On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!) "We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod: https://newrepublic.com/article/203423/trump-anger-prices-goes-nuclear-fresh-polls-show-tanking

This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably

 

The next 10 months are going to be interesting as hell, as he fixates on polls and Epstein stuff.

 

#36068
17 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Again, he suspends elections with Martial Law and there's no vote, what are you going to do about it?

I'm souping up the pith engine, so I'll be making some snappy posts on Surly that will surely turn the tide!!!!

#36069
3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

The next 10 months are going to be interesting as hell, as he fixates on polls and Epstein stuff.

 

Interesting is one way to put it

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#36070
13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll: Overall econ approval: 36-64 On tariffs: 37-63 On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!) "We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod: https://newrepublic.com/article/203423/trump-anger-prices-goes-nuclear-fresh-polls-show-tanking

This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably

It’s 11+ months until midterms and 3+ years until the next presidential election.  This is not bad for Democrats but the risk of the trough of Trump’s approval coming too soon is very real.  It boggles my mind that after how the last decade has gone there is anyone left who is willingly stating “oh yea this is it, Trump’s finished.”  That fucking piece of excrement isn’t finished until he’s all the way under the ground and his grave is soaked with my urine.  And even then there will need to be a lot of care to make sure the remaining roaches don’t start a new infestation.

#36071
31 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

https://apnews.com/article/immigration-border-patrol-surveillance-drivers-ice-trump-9f5d05469ce8c629d6fecf32d32098cd
 

 

border patrol now watching all americans. You can be pulled over for driving a “suspicious route,” for example

 

 

 

wow

That's a really good deep-dive article that people should read.  Thanks for sharing.

#36072
14 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Fuentes and the groypers make up a huge chunk of the votes Trump got in 2024. If things continue on this trajectory they are going to want to challenge Israel supporting MAGAs with America First candidates. They are likely to be violent if/when elections don't happen

I'd love for you to quantify that. What is a "huge chunk" of votes. Because as much as people talk about the Manosphere, and Bros, young males, etc., Nick Fuentes is wildly influential but the amount of people who actual Groypers isn't that huge. His Rumble Channel has 500k followers. The problem is that he influences other influencers. 

Either way, I doubt Groypers were a huge chunk of Trump Votes. Best case, 500k across 50 states. 

13 hours ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

Wow, some weirdo posting a video on the internet, he must be an expert and totally not a crackpot.

Tell me, are you advocating that we start a foreign war on Nigerian soil to protect Christian Slaughter?

37 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.

And the Senate is supposed to be the more mature legislative body.

I'm actually fucking shocked by this. 

#36073

 

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1. Thank goodness they have an economics writer to explain all of this complicated shit to us because...

2. It's shattering to learn that the Donald, king of crisis management and stable genius, may at last face one for which he is ill-suited!

 

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of the hairy-armed, weeping, manly men who walk up to him to say, "Mr. President, sir...," say Trump is the greatest president ever.

#36074
9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm actually fucking shocked by this. 

Johnson and the Rs being pissed at the Senate rushing through the Epstein vote is my guess.

#36075
30 minutes ago, fuggled said:

That's a really good deep-dive article that people should read.  Thanks for sharing.

If anyone is unaware, AP is one of the straight-arrow sources that doesn't flinch or pull punches.

Highly recommended.

#36076
Trump calls for the arrest of several Democratic members of Congress who are military vets who issued a video urging service members to follow their oath to the Constitution and USMJ.

 

 

#36079
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

I'm actually fucking shocked by this. 

They might actually realize that, in addition to horrendous self-dealing. the law enforcement practice of obtaining call records of suspects and witnesses is so routine that this would create a huge litigation burden from a huge number of people.

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#36080
11 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

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If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump. 

 

 

#36081
2 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump. 

 

 

They would first have issue that we had a black president. 

#36082
3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump. 

 

 

And that's only because they'd spend 4.5 of those minutes drinking dry multiple casks of whiskey and rum to fortify themselves for the task at hand.

Dudes could really put it away back then.

#36085
11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

They might actually realize that, in addition to horrendous self-dealing. the law enforcement practice of obtaining call records of suspects and witnesses is so routine that this would create a huge litigation burden from a huge number of people.

Those morons aren't that forward thinking. 

#36086
5 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

They would first have issue that we had a black president. 

Fuck off. Slavery was deplorable and murderous and cruel. It doesn't have to be a footnote to every mention of the Founding Fathers.

I would love for George Washington to stride into the Oval Office. 

#36087
14 hours ago, Orange-4-Life said:

 

Hey man, serious question here. When you embedded the video, but before you hit "submit reply," did you think to yourself "I wonder how people will respond to a video from a guy who looks like this"? Did that thought occur to you?

#36088

On just one of many insane lies that Trump tells, one of my personal favorites is "America is respected again."  Dude.  We are a fucking joke.  We are accelerating our journey to bassackwards klepto-state with nukes.  And this is not the assessment of message-board posting ledge-dwellers.  It's the fucking consensus of longtime respected observers and chroniclers of such things:
 
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Open grift and looting of the treasury by and for the regime and those it favors.  All the shit we used to shake our heads about when we'd read a story about the Republic of Crookedstan, or some Latin American dictatorship.  Now, it's happening right here at home, and the fucking MAGAts think that the fucking EXACT STUFF that makes those countries "shitholes" is currently making America....great again.
I hate these fucking morons so fucking much.

#36089
1 hour ago, Snake Diggity said:

It’s 11+ months until midterms and 3+ years until the next presidential election.  This is not bad for Democrats but the risk of the trough of Trump’s approval coming too soon is very real.  It boggles my mind that after how the last decade has gone there is anyone left who is willingly stating “oh yea this is it, Trump’s finished.”  That fucking piece of excrement isn’t finished until he’s all the way under the ground and his grave is soaked with my urine.  And even then there will need to be a lot of care to make sure the remaining roaches don’t start a new infestation.

He can’t pull out of the tailspin without an assist from the courts tossing his tariffs aside and working with congress to undo much of the OBBB crap. That’s really the only way the economy improves to get him back up to 42% approval before the midterms.

I really think this dude is cooked.

#36090
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I hate these fucking morons so fucking much.

I wish they would crawl off into the woods and die.

#36091
1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I wish they would crawl off into the woods and die.

What do you hate about the woods that makes you wish this on it?

#36092

If he is cooked, he will have managed to fail at the highest level possible. Well, if you set aside integrity and morality anyway. 

#36093
Just now, VABuckeye said:

What do you hate about the woods that makes you wish this on it?

something something about certain types of trees in the woods needing watering from blood of tyranny and simpleton, white trash dipshits. -thomas jefferson

#36094
2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

What do you hate about the woods that makes you wish this on it?

The woods are places I rarely frequent.  Perfect place for the corpses of MAGAts to rot away or get picked clean by buzzards.  I would tolerate a few of them being mauled by bears before they died as they wandered around aimlessly through the woods.

#36095
7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Open grift and looting of the treasury by and for the regime and those it favors.  All the shit we used to shake our heads about when we'd read a story about the Republic of Crookedstan, or some Latin American dictatorship.  Now, it's happening right here at home, and the fucking MAGAts think that the fucking EXACT STUFF that makes those countries "shitholes" is currently making America....great again.
I hate these fucking morons so fucking much.

Nice composition. You make think that morons isn't really enough to describe the people you describe. They're degenerates. I looked up the word to be sure it's as precise as I think it is:

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A degenerate person is someone who has sunk to a lower, morally corrupt, or depraved state, characterized by low moral standards, debauchery, or socially unacceptable behavior. The term implies a decline from a former, better, or "normal" condition. 

Mass degeneracy. Kinda hard to stop. 

#36096
40 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck off. Slavery was deplorable and murderous and cruel. It doesn't have to be a footnote to every mention of the Founding Fathers.

I would love for George Washington to stride into the Oval Office. 

Fuck off? You fuck off.  I’m not adding a footnote to history, we’re talking time machines and shit and this is Surly. Let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be a reality. Good day Sir! 

#36097
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
Trump is absolutely cratering on economy in new Marquette poll: Overall econ approval: 36-64 On tariffs: 37-63 On inflation/cost of living: 28-72 (!!!) "We’re looking at a really grim downward spiral for Trump," says @timothynoah.bsky.social. All on the pod: https://newrepublic.com/article/203423/trump-anger-prices-goes-nuclear-fresh-polls-show-tanking

This is bad for the Democrats. - Surly probably

 

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#36098
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
Trump calls for the arrest of several Democratic members of Congress who are military vets who issued a video urging service members to follow their oath to the Constitution and USMJ.

 

 

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#36100
4 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Fuck off? You fuck off.  I’m not adding a footnote to history, we’re talking time machines and shit and this is Surly. Let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be a reality. Good day Sir! 

 

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Fair enough.

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