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#36151
3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump. 

 

 

Eh they may tar and feather and string him up simply for what a douchebag he is but, and you don't have to agree with this guy, he does bring up some interesting points with respect to what he calls the "trap" of invoking the founders/framers in today's present set of circumstances (never mind the fact that well before they got to the later comment about a black man being president the technology of the present day would likely give them a coronary from the shock of it all if they were just dropped into it)

 

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#36152
16 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that seems ok.  More to the point, how many swastikas and nooses are making appearances in the Coast Guard that this needed to be addressed?  

It’s probably more so they can hire Nazis into the coast guard 

#36153
39 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I've said before, the only way this ends other than him keeling over from a Big Mac is for him to issue an illegal order to the military and for the Generals to say no and to detain him for violating his oath of office.

There is 0% of this happening. I’ve heard from friends in the military that certain sr leaders are saying Trump’s SCOTUS immunity case means that he is incapable of giving an “illegal order”, and ipso facto, smash the murder button. 

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#36154

Immune from consequences doesn’t make it legal. People being granted immunity for testimony doesn’t make their deeds now legal. 

#36155
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Immune from consequences doesn’t make it legal. People being granted immunity for testimony doesn’t make their deeds now legal. 

Exactly.  And POTUS may have that immunity, but the rest of em don't.

#36156
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Immune from consequences doesn’t make it legal. People being granted immunity for testimony doesn’t make their deeds now legal. 

Oh I know. I didn’t say it was correct, but rather just pointing out how scary it is within parts of the military that they will literally do/justify anything 

#36158
39 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well that seems ok.  More to the point, how many swastikas and nooses are making appearances in the Coast Guard that this needed to be addressed?  

Well, I'm thinking that after today....more will. 

This is 100% so the military can recruit and sign on open white supremacists and nazis.  Hell, they're gonna turn this movie image into a recruiting poster:

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...both because it's nazi, AND because it's somewhat homoerotic, and thus falls entirely into Hegseth's wheelhouse.

Next Coast Guard operation name: "Operation Turgid Rod"

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#36159
10 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Oh I know. I didn’t say it was correct, but rather just pointing out how scary it is within parts of the military that they will literally do/justify anything 

I still have some hope that at the highest levels there is sufficient devotion to the job that they would reject blatantly illegal orders and as has been said immunity doesn't make it lawful which in some respects should weigh towards refusing to follow the illegal order because once it's been acted upon yeah the president is then likely immune from murder charges while the soldiers might not be. It's a small hope but more hope than anything else, including that I have zero hope whatsoever that the electorate in this stupid fucking country will do anything to end this bullshit. A few elections here and there and polls mean jack shit, especially after 2024.

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#36161

It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority.   But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:

 

 

Trump just sent out a Thanksgiving fundraising email asking people to send him money so he can fight an alleged attempt by Democrats to impeach him: “I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays!” https://t.co/NErMtbGp2o

 

 

 

 

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#36162
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority.   But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:

 

 

Trump just sent out a Thanksgiving fundraising email asking people to send him money so he can fight an alleged attempt by Democrats to impeach him: “I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays!” https://t.co/NErMtbGp2o

 

 

dig deep, people.

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#36163

I’m amazed the rubes have any money left to give.  He’s been milking those stupid cows for a decade now.  They’re probably taking out payday loans to send him money these days.

#36164
7 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority.   But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:

 

 

Trump just sent out a Thanksgiving fundraising email asking people to send him money so he can fight an alleged attempt by Democrats to impeach him: “I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays!” https://t.co/NErMtbGp2o

 

 

 

 

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*Americans’

* ring the bells (guessing at this one)

*candidate’s authorized (this one really hurts to read- authorised’s?  Really?

#36165
3 hours ago, bluto said:

 

 


if I was able to bet on it, I’d put my money on the house doing this as retribution for not amending the Epstein bill. 

It’s more proof this is all a work to people like Johnson

 

let’s pass the bill “unanimously” wink wink. Then those gosh darn Senators go and put some gall dern amendments in and now aren’t we in a pickle!

#36166
11 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I’m amazed the rubes have any money left to give.  He’s been milking those stupid cows for a decade now.  They’re probably taking out payday loans to send him money these days.

Those rubes aren't the ones wagering. It's people here. 

#36167
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Those rubes aren't the ones wagering. It's people here. 

Donating to politicians might as well be wagering for all the rich returns you get, but not exactly the same thing.

#36168
11 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Donating to politicians might as well be wagering for all the rich returns you get, but not exactly the same thing.

Yeah, that's not gambling/wagering. That's just straight up bribery. 

#36169
6 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.

And the Senate is supposed to be the more mature legislative body.

but i had already spent the money on upgrades to my non-gay grotto!

-lindsey graham, probably

#36170

Cruz might not get his taxpayer funded trips to Cancun after all. At least not by this method.

#36171
4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

If you picked up the Founding Fathers in a time machine and brought them to present day, it would take about 5 minutes of deliberation for them to tar & feather and string up Trump. 

Sure.  But they'd also look around and ask, "Why do so many black people own homes, have jobs, and vote?"

#36172
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I still have some hope that at the highest levels there is sufficient devotion to the job that they would reject blatantly illegal orders and as has been said immunity doesn't make it lawful which in some respects should weigh towards refusing to follow the illegal order because once it's been acted upon yeah the president is then likely immune from murder charges while the soldiers might not be. It's a small hope but more hope than anything else, including that I have zero hope whatsoever that the electorate in this stupid fucking country will do anything to end this bullshit. A few elections here and there and polls mean jack shit, especially after 2024.

*Laughs in Gen. Flynn*

#36173

Some good news.

The Trump admin's case to the Supreme Court that the situation in Chicago justifies a National Guard deployment rests partly on the actions of two motorists. Now, prosecutors have moved to dropped charges against them. Julie Bosman reports... https://www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/us/charges-drivers-chicago-immigration-clash.html?unlocked_article_code=1.2k8.q70I.4lPQhmcPYHXu&smid=url-share

Not sure about the Supreme Court case, but it is pretty clear that the factual predicates for ICE violence in Chicago are bullshit.

But this indicates that the charges will be dismissed against Marimar Martinez, who they shot, and Anthony Ruiz, who was also arrested.

#36174
1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority.   But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:

 

 

Trump just sent out a Thanksgiving fundraising email asking people to send him money so he can fight an alleged attempt by Democrats to impeach him: “I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays!” https://t.co/NErMtbGp2o

 

 

 

 

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MAGA: 

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#36175

Maybe I’m giving the Dems too much credit, but could the video to the military on illegal orders finally be the Dems playing offense and poking the bear to get a rise out of Dotard?  
 

That video wasn’t reactionary to a specific event but rather just an amalgamation of shit the last 10 months, they had to know they’d get a reaction. 

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#36176
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I still have some hope that at the highest levels there is sufficient devotion to the job that they would reject blatantly illegal orders and as has been said immunity doesn't make it lawful which in some respects should weigh towards refusing to follow the illegal order because once it's been acted upon yeah the president is then likely immune from murder charges while the soldiers might not be. It's a small hope but more hope than anything else, including that I have zero hope whatsoever that the electorate in this stupid fucking country will do anything to end this bullshit. A few elections here and there and polls mean jack shit, especially after 2024.

I not only have that hope, I'm actually confident of it. The typical high-ranking military officer is very well educated (unlike Trump), with multiple master's degrees, and is steeped in military history, international affairs, and all manner of other leadership, ethics, legal, philosophical, strategy & tactics, and other training. They're serious professionals who take their oaths seriously. Of course there are always exceptions, but I believe this to be true of the overwhelming majority.

#36177
16 minutes ago, wood said:

I not only have that hope, I'm actually confident of it. The typical high-ranking military officer is very well educated (unlike Trump), with multiple master's degrees, and is steeped in military history, international affairs, and all manner of other leadership, ethics, legal, philosophical, strategy & tactics, and other training. They're serious professionals who take their oaths seriously. Of course there are always exceptions, but I believe this to be true of the overwhelming majority.

I feel the exact same way and I’m a firm believer that no one else is going to do jack shit about all this. 

#36178
19 minutes ago, wood said:

I not only have that hope, I'm actually confident of it. The typical high-ranking military officer is very well educated (unlike Trump), with multiple master's degrees, and is steeped in military history, international affairs, and all manner of other leadership, ethics, legal, philosophical, strategy & tactics, and other training. They're serious professionals who take their oaths seriously. Of course there are always exceptions, but I believe this to be true of the overwhelming majority.

Hasn't he purged a bunch of the high-ranking officers that might have been that stop-gap?

#36179
Just now, C-Man said:

Hasn't he purged a bunch of the high-ranking officers that might have been that stop-gap?

Yep, but I would think there are still a lot around who have been smart enough not to wear their hearts on their sleeves and get shitcanned. But who knows ...

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#36180
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

 

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#36181

Meant to post this here and not about the economy.  I don't know anything about these people but I thought it was funny....

Holy fuck this lesbian absolutely bodied “trad con” Andrew Wilson for marrying a woman with 3 baby daddies. Damn I didn’t even know that til now 😭 What a fucking poser lmao I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man this triggered in my life 💀💀💀pic.twitter.com/BejDOqe5Fe

 

#36182

I only know Andrew Wilson from the last time he got dunked on one of these for being unable to open a jar that a black person handed him

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#36183
Oof. “.. bankers are saying it is no longer under serious consideration, according to people familiar with the conversations.” @wsj.com 🇦🇷 https://www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-banks-shelve-20-billion-bailout-plan-for-argentina-add58f7e

 

#36184
2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I only know Andrew Wilson from the last time he got dunked on one of these for being unable to open a jar that a black person handed him

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#36185
Like clockwork. ⏰ https://asia.nikkei.com/politics/international-relations/us-china-tensions/us-soybean-shipments-to-china-sit-idle-despite-beijing-s-pledge-to-buy-big

 

#36186
46 minutes ago, wood said:

I not only have that hope, I'm actually confident of it. The typical high-ranking military officer is very well educated (unlike Trump), with multiple master's degrees, and is steeped in military history, international affairs, and all manner of other leadership, ethics, legal, philosophical, strategy & tactics, and other training. They're serious professionals who take their oaths seriously. Of course there are always exceptions, but I believe this to be true of the overwhelming majority.

That’s what I’m thinking, and I really hope they started considering this possible necessity when Dotard and Drunktard called them to Washington and acted like a bunch of cosplay clowns with zero understanding of military ethos.

#36188
30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
Oof. “.. bankers are saying it is no longer under serious consideration, according to people familiar with the conversations.” @wsj.com 🇦🇷 https://www.wsj.com/finance/u-s-banks-shelve-20-billion-bailout-plan-for-argentina-add58f7e

 

Ah.  So it was just a story tfg told to get the people of Argentina to vote the way he wanted them to.  Should've seen that one coming.

#36189
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#36190
1 minute ago, Chad Fuck said:

Ah.  So it was just a story tfg told to get the people of Argentina to vote the way he wanted them to.  Should've seen that one coming.

Did Trump offer something in order to induce someone else to do something?

Then he was lying, with no intention of delivering.

Doesn't matter what we're talking about, both sentences above are 100% true, 100% of the time.

#36192
36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Meant to post this here and not about the economy.  I don't know anything about these people but I thought it was funny....

Holy fuck this lesbian absolutely bodied “trad con” Andrew Wilson for marrying a woman with 3 baby daddies. Damn I didn’t even know that til now 😭 What a fucking poser lmao I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man this triggered in my life 💀💀💀pic.twitter.com/BejDOqe5Fe

 

Wait so now we are supposed to be all about multiple baby daddies, but anti women romancing eachother?  Wtf party of totally popular positions?

#36193
3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
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#36194
10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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"Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."

#36195
14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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Reporter: Thank you for your response, cunt. Just being open and honest to your face. 

Damn, Brisket beat me to it

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#36196
55 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-

 

Oh man, butker is NOT gonna like that one!

#36197
This is legal jargon for "you and your lawyers are full of shit," which is really not something that should happen when the "you" is a federal government agent and the "your lawyers" are the federal government's lawyers. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#36198
3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

 

"Ok, thanks for that response, cuntface."

 

1 minute ago, HornPhD said:

Reporter: Thank you for your response, cunt. Just being open and honest to your face. 

Damn, Brisket beat me to it

QUIET, PIGGY.

Yall slippin.

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#36199
The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warning-signs-mexico-beach-us-department-of-defense-property/

 

#36200
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warning-signs-mexico-beach-us-department-of-defense-property/

 

"SECURE OUR BORDERS!"

Okay then....where do you think they are?

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