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#36202
32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Populism [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

Actually I’m going to agree with him here. I would support leisure travelers being required to pass a test and meet a dress code to fly commercial. 

#36203

I know damn well better than to have hope but maga seems to be taking on water from multiple holes these last few wks, and seems like all I hear from them is them trying to defend the healthcare shit show

#36205
13 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

"SECURE OUR BORDERS!"

Okay then....where do you think they are?

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This is like 80% of Americans. 

#36206
16 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Actually I’m going to agree with him here. I would support leisure travelers being required to pass a test and meet a dress code to fly commercial. 

Dress code, IQ test and no MAGA gear allowed.

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#36207
23 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Actually I’m going to agree with him here. I would support leisure travelers being required to pass a test and meet a dress code to fly commercial. 

More yoga pants.

#36209
28 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Actually I’m going to agree with him here. I would support leisure travelers being required to pass a test and meet a dress code to fly commercial. 

Can at least one of them dress like Colette Valois, the super cute french stewardess character from Pan Am?

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Because....I'm on board if that's part of the deal.

#36210
5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

More yoga pants.

Careful what you ask for.  We don't want to give brisket any ideas.

#36211
Judge Ellis derides Greg Bovino as a serial fabulist who brazenly lied on the stand and seemingly considered it funny to perjure himself. https://cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb4d4b86971a884bd736a564/ellisopinion.pdf

 

#36212
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

#36214
6 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

 

None of this gets better without these idiots taking personal accountability. No more fucking excuses. 

How about Sharia law for the red states?

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#36215
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols. The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/11/20/coast-guard-swastika-noose/?utm_campaign=wp_main&utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social

 

 

Well hear me out here but I believe that some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses 

#36216
2 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Meant to post this here and not about the economy.  I don't know anything about these people but I thought it was funny....

Holy fuck this lesbian absolutely bodied “trad con” Andrew Wilson for marrying a woman with 3 baby daddies. Damn I didn’t even know that til now 😭 What a fucking poser lmao I don’t think I’ve ever seen a man this triggered in my life 💀💀💀pic.twitter.com/BejDOqe5Fe

 

So this guy is just allowed to yell heinous shit at this person? How tf is this a thing? 

#36217
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Just the President of the United States, calling for the death of members of the opposing party for calling on members of the military to....follow the law.

Nothing to see here.

Seriously.  This motherfucker is the worst human being this country has ever produced, and yes, I'm aware that's saying something.  I mean, the USA produced Bob Stoops.

 

Quiet, piggy.

#36218
7 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Hey so, like, the President just said Democratic congress members should be killed.

Not an exaggeration, literally his quote.

Even for Trump, this seems like new territory.

5 hours ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Can we also point out how fucking rich it is in the wake of all the finger wagging after Charlie Kirk was shot to be calling for Dems to be hanged? 

Also, he’s spiraling. I’ve never been more convinced that some awful things are in those Epstein files

1 hour ago, bluto said:

I know damn well better than to have hope but maga seems to be taking on water from multiple holes these last few wks, and seems like all I hear from them is them trying to defend the healthcare shit show

He is definitely starting to spiral in.  The Epstein stuff is getting worse. Economy is not doing what he wanted.  The National Guard bullshit is not getting him the wins he wanted, nor is the Venezuela shit.  The piggy comment really showed he’s losing his grasp.  He’s getting embarrassed by Putin and the Chinese on the international stage.

And Texas fucked up redistricting while California may have nailed it. In the wake of of bad elections for him.

And then he just saw the Senate Rs tell the House Rs to fuck off by passing the Epstein stuff with no changes, followed by the House Rs telling the Senate Rs to fuck off by stripping out the damages stuff. Johnson was probably shook  because Trump yelled at him.  Trump knows he’s lost control of Republicans in Congress, at least in the Senate.

That fundraising email spoke volumes - he knows he’s in for more impeachments.  

Dude might be spending most of his upcoming days dealing with Epstein shit.

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#36219
17 minutes ago, immamac said:

So this guy is just allowed to yell heinous shit at this person? How tf is this a thing? 

Isn't that a requirement for him to run for office in the future? I dont even know who this clown is. I dont keep track of the right wing influencer dipshits which I'm assuming he is. 

 

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#36220
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is like 80% of Americans. 

 

Back in 2011, a week or so before the Auburn-Oregon national title game, I turned on Finebaum for some entertainment.    There was a slew of Auburn fans calling in with the typical stupid ass takes, but one came on that must have been a semi-regular.  Paul greeted this man, and asked him if he was attending the game (was in Phoenix).

He said he was, Finebaum asked him if he was taking I-10 and the caller said yes....then paused, and earnestly asked Finebaum if that interstate went through Mexico.

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#36221
1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ll allow it

ok good, because that's all i wear and i'm flying to texas tomorrow.

with my luck i'll sit next to some 350 lb dude in a tux.

#36222
2 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Back in 2011, a week or so before the Auburn-Oregon national title game, I turned on Finebaum for some entertainment.    There was a slew of Auburn fans calling in with the typical stupid ass takes, but one came on that must have been a semi-regular.  Paul greeted this man, and asked him if he was attending the game (was in Phoenix).

He said he was, Finebaum asked him if he was taking I-10 and the caller said yes....then paused, and earnestly asked Finebaum if that interstate went through Mexico.

Phyllis from Mulga would like to have a word.  

I mean, she would but she passed in 2023.  No surprise, COPD.

 

#36223
5 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

It's somewhat believable when the Dems are in the majority.   But they are not, and who are we kidding, there are people that will take out a 3rd mortgage to fork over some cash:

 

 

Trump just sent out a Thanksgiving fundraising email asking people to send him money so he can fight an alleged attempt by Democrats to impeach him: “I need YOU to be extra generous during the holidays!” https://t.co/NErMtbGp2o

 

 

 

 

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Debby?

#36226
25 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

ok good, because that's all i wear and i'm flying to texas tomorrow.

with my luck i'll sit next to some 350 lb dude in a tux.

I don’t own a tux. 

#36227
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:
The US accidentally invaded Mexico on Monday, storming a beach and planting DoD “restricted area” signs claiming the land for “the commander,” triggering a standoff w/ armed Mexican security forces, all because Trump’s government can’t even identify a border on a map https://www.cbsnews.com/news/warning-signs-mexico-beach-us-department-of-defense-property/

 

The scent of bbq’d iguana threw them off. 

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#36228
“Trump criticized the new kickoff rules. What’s your reaction?” Chiefs special teams coordinator Dave Toub: “He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on with the kickoff rule… and I hope he hears it.”

 

#36230

So non-native born Americans do not get hired? What about all the H-1 Visas Trump wants/has secured for his projects? They all fired? Silicon Valley want to chime in? 

Under President Trump, ALL job gains have gone to NATIVE-BORN WORKERS. AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸

 

#36231
13 minutes ago, The Dog said:
“Trump criticized the new kickoff rules. What’s your reaction?” Chiefs special teams coordinator Dave Toub: “He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on with the kickoff rule… and I hope he hears it.”

 

Never heard of this guy but lets run him for prez and see what happens 

#36232
9 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Hey man, serious question here. When you embedded the video, but before you hit "submit reply," did you think to yourself "I wonder how people will respond to a video from a guy who looks like this"? Did that thought occur to you?

That never crossed my mind. I heard Michael Savage on the radio years before I ever saw him in a video.

#36233
1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos. I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

 

 

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#36234
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

More yoga pants.

 

1 hour ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’ll allow it

 

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Careful what you ask for.  We don't want to give brisket any ideas.

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#36235
38 minutes ago, The Dog said:
“Trump criticized the new kickoff rules. What’s your reaction?” Chiefs special teams coordinator Dave Toub: “He doesn’t even know what he’s looking at. He has no idea what’s going on with the kickoff rule… and I hope he hears it.”

 

He'll probably get fired by his teams owner's MAGA daughter

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/nov/20/gracie-hunt-turning-point-bad-bunny-super-bowl-halftime-show

#36236
25 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So non-native born Americans do not get hired? What about all the H-1 Visas Trump wants/has secured for his projects? They all fired? Silicon Valley want to chime in? 

Under President Trump, ALL job gains have gone to NATIVE-BORN WORKERS. AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸

 

They just parody the shit out of themselves. They are a couple of weeks away from telling people that these aren’t the droids they’re looking for. 

#36237
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."

 

#36238
30 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Never heard of this guy but lets run him for prez and see what happens 

Fuckit I'm in

#36239
32 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

So non-native born Americans do not get hired? What about all the H-1 Visas Trump wants/has secured for his projects? They all fired? Silicon Valley want to chime in? 

Under President Trump, ALL job gains have gone to NATIVE-BORN WORKERS. AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸

 

Isn't this a rerun of a tweet from a few months back?  We're already in syndication?

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#36241
2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

If so I never saw it. 

Under @POTUS, native-born workers have accounted for ALL job gains since January. American Workers First! 🔥🇺🇸

Guess the new one is the special edition with new CGI and shit....

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#36242
2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

How about Sharia law for the red states?

It’s what they want. Name of the deity is the only sticking point. 

#36243
2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Careful what you ask for.  We don't want to give brisket any ideas.

I can’t unsee that.  Asshole!

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#36244
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

So non-native born Americans do not get hired? What about all the H-1 Visas Trump wants/has secured for his projects? They all fired? Silicon Valley want to chime in? 

Under President Trump, ALL job gains have gone to NATIVE-BORN WORKERS. AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸

 

to be fair, it hasn't been that many jobs.

#36245
28 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:
Under @POTUS, native-born workers have accounted for ALL job gains since January. American Workers First! 🔥🇺🇸

Guess the new one is the special edition with new CGI and shit....

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#36246
40 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."

 

Eh ... I filled up yesterday for $2.99. That's up $0.50 since I filled up like 10 days ago. I know Turkey Day is coming up, but got damn.

#36247
1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

I wish the democrats and our media could do that. 

Seriously. And that's the bare minimum. I would prefer "Why do I care what a rapist and felon has to say? Next question." 

#36248

I gotta admit, I don’t know how federal immunity would work in this case, but at this point - in Chicago at least - it’s apparent that ICE has engaged in a criminal conspiracy to commit serial assaults against citizens of Illinois. They do not have immunity for violating the constitution, but is there any way for Illinois to bring state charges against ICE conspirators in federal court? I admit to having no idea if there’s any angle here - probably not, but this is insanely unprecedented. I’ve never seen a federal entity just go full-on at war against civilians, in violation of all laws and norms.

Obviously, supremacy clause issues. But FFS, these are classic 18 USC 241 (conspiracy to violate civil rights) charges. A statute first written to deal with the fucking klan, and it works against the actual govt forces here. I know THIS DOJ won’t bring charges…but kick this motherfucker out and charge them ALL.

#36249
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

So non-native born Americans do not get hired? What about all the H-1 Visas Trump wants/has secured for his projects? They all fired? Silicon Valley want to chime in? 

Under President Trump, ALL job gains have gone to NATIVE-BORN WORKERS. AMERICANS FIRST 🇺🇸

 

Sounds suspiciously like some non-merit-based hiring practices. 

Seriously, the stupidity required to not only believe that but think it's a good thing...

#36250
17 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta admit, I don’t know how federal immunity would work in this case, but at this point - in Chicago at least - it’s apparent that ICE has engaged in a criminal conspiracy to commit serial assaults against citizens of Illinois. They do not have immunity for violating the constitution, but is there any way for Illinois to bring state charges against ICE conspirators in federal court? I admit to having no idea if there’s any angle here - probably not, but this is insanely unprecedented. I’ve never seen a federal entity just go full-on at war against civilians, in violation of all laws and norms.

Does something legally happen to these agents to make the others chill the fuck out?

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