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#36351

LOL, of all the shit, this might actually be his downfall with maga. Being a pedophile and protecting other pedophiles is one thing, but saying something nice about a brown muslim communist jihadist mayor? That's not gonna sit well with the cretins he's developed as his base lol.

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#36353
4 hours ago, Derka said:
Trump guns commercials are now running on Fox News

 

Is that to keep up your coat sleeve in case someone catches you dealing from the bottom of the deck?

#36355

I don’t think I’ve ever seen fuckface smile but he was smiling after the meeting with Mamdani.

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#36356

Bond Arms has been making Trump branded stuff for awhile.  

You can also get a "First Lady" branded one:

https://www.bondarms.com/The-First-Lady-New-P8626.aspx

And a "Commander in Chief"

https://www.bondarms.com/Commander-in-Chief-P8632.aspx

I don't know a whole lot about them but others seem to look at them as range toys and not much else.  

This looks like the kind of thing that some Magtard puts in a display case with his J6 pardon paperwork.

 

#36357
10 minutes ago, tx ind said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen fuckface smile but he was smiling after the meeting with Mamdani.

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The Simulation is taking us all for a ride.  

For real though, he is going to turn on Mamdani by tomorrow at the latest.

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#36358

siap but also not really because we need so much more of this:

Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx

 

#36360
2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Govern yourself accordingly, sir.

#36361
27 minutes ago, Derka said:

siap but also not really because we need so much more of this:

Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx

 

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honestly though, i really hope they don't move to impeach him. deserve's got nothing to do with it.

#36362
6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

literally the most endearing moment of trump’s life.

#36363

I'm not sure what everyone else needs to see at this point to agree with the rest of this guy is looney tunes and needs to be out of office asap. that's putting incredibly kindly, which he has not earned

#36364
3 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm not sure what everyone else needs to see at this point to agree with the rest of this guy is looney tunes and needs to be out of office asap. that's putting incredibly kindly, which he has not earned

The people that need to see it won't see it.  That's the problem.  Right wing media presents a fake reality to his supporters.

#36366

holy shit...he really REALLY just wants people to (act like they) like him 🤣😝

#36367
2 hours ago, Pancho said:

 

TRUMP showering praise on Mamdani in the White House may throw House Republicans for a loop. The House GOP has signaled their entire 2026 campaign plan is to tie Democrats to Mamdani

 

Oh please tie us to that guy and not Schumer and Jeffries.

#36370
8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Wait did Trump and Mamdani meet today? I thought that was tomorrow.

lol trump doesn't work on saturdays. he barely works on fridays.

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#36371
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:


Yes he will because of stuff like this:

 

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Oh sure. NOW the national Democratic Party supports Mamdani.

#36372
3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

lol trump doesn't work on saturdays. he barely works on fridays.

Him golfing WAY less is still a thing, right? If there's one thing to hang our hats on that he's in serious decline...

#36373

damn I forgot about that, every day during the first term pictures and pictures oh him on the course. Haven't seen much like that this time

#36374
6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What’s the timeframe?  Because I know a permanent resident alien that took a job in late sept or early oct. 

 

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Jan-Jun 

 

How did you know her name? 

#36378
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”

 

#36380
6 minutes ago, Zonahorn said:
Trump just claimed on Truth Social that he’s “terminating, effective immediately, the Temporary Protected Status (TPS Program) for Somalis in Minnesota.”

 

Oh good. The important stuff. What an asshole. 

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#36381
Socialism has NO PLACE in America 🇺🇸Today, House Republicans were PROUD to support a measure REJECTING socialism and all the lies of socialists.Thank you to @RepMariaSalazar for introducing H. Con. Res. 58 to DENOUNCE SOCIALISM!

Great timing House GOP!

#36383
14 hours ago, pacman said:

gas buddy is your friend...almost filled up at $3 QT when I checked on a whim...two blocks over was $2.35 at Walmart. All the small gas stations were near $3 while Walmart/Heb/costco were significantly cheaper 

 

Maybe gas station retail is crashing to the point gas needs to become a profit center 

Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. 

Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. 

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/

Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass. 

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#36385
4 hours ago, Derka said:

siap but also not really because we need so much more of this:

Holy shit! This is what I'm talkin' about. David Clayton is running for congress in North Carolina's District 5 against MAGA Republican Virginia Foxx

 

Nice. I've followed him on insta for about a year and didn't know his name or that he planned to run. Good account. He has a lot of good things to say. He's either a great actor or he 100% isn't afraid of these thugs.  https://www.instagram.com/officialempathytour

#36386
57 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. 

Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. 

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/

Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass. 

Didn't know that. Thanks. It's also rarely accurate in my experience.

#36388
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Don't tell me she puts beans in her chili....

I just ate some chili with beans, so this tracks. 

#36389

Cool.

BREAKING: Sen. Elissa Slotkin says police responded to her home tonight in response to a bomb threat. Slotkin wasn't at home at the time. This is two days after Trump said Slotkin and other Democrats committed "seditious conspiracy, punishable by death."
#36390

I just read this paragraph in the Houston Chronicle. We are too stupid to live.


"As Texas-born mini-chain Trump Burger expanded, it made headlines for its unabashed pro-Trump branding and walls covered in merchandise celebrating the president. 

Now, none of its four locations are going by the name Trump Burger.

The Bellville outpost has become President Burger. The one in Flatonia bears signage reading MAGA Burger. The Kemah spot rebranded first as MAGA Burger USA, and then as Freedom Burgers & Beer Garden. The central Houston restaurant closed; it now appears to be in the process of reopening as Empire Pizza.

The Houston Chronicle confirmed all of these name changes by visiting the stores in person this week."

 

#36391
2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Wrong. Gas Buddy is your enemy. 

Gas Buddy tracks your speed and location without your permission and sells the data to your insurance company. 

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/01/allstate-sued-for-allegedly-tracking-drivers-behavior-through-third-party-apps/

Fuck Gas Buddy in the goatass. 


That appears to be only the case if you install the gas buddy app. 

#36392

So hear me out

We open a restaurant whose very name will alienate half of our potential customers. Then the half that will like us will be so poor that they can’t afford our food. They will stop to take pictures of our sign when they are driving from Flatonia over to Katy to go to the Bass Pro Shop Megastore to post on social media. Free publicity man!

#36393
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:

So hear me out

We open a restaurant whose very name will alienate half of our potential customers. Then the half that will like us will be so poor that they can’t afford our food. They will stop to take pictures of our sign when they are driving from Flatonia over to Katy to go to the Bass Pro Shop Megastore to post on social media. Free publicity man!

This was my general reaction when Tommy “Wingnut” “Tater Town” Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Don’t be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 “Donnie’s Ark” and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vlad’s luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Who’s left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.

#36394
Nice. I've followed him on insta for about a year and didn't know his name or that he planned to run. Good account. He has a lot of good things to say. He's either a great actor or he 100% isn't afraid of these thugs.  https://www.instagram.com/officialempathytour

Same. “I’m not MAGA, please don’t scroll…”
#36397
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

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Thank you! That was absolutely my first thought when I saw that picture. Somehow more cartoonish than his South Park caricature.

#36398
After two years opinion on his economy will be baked in, just like it was for Biden. He had a narrow mandate for lowering prices and lit it on fire. He and his movement are toast.

Correct, but 2 years ago, the entire “Biden economy” was effectively meme’s and TikTok’d in a dumbed down manner…EGGS! That was so easy to go viral.

It’s not enough that the economy BE shitty. What’s required to get independent’s to not vote for the GOP is that it becomes cool, Zeitgeist shit to post about it all over the dumbest parts of the internet.
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