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#37753
On 12/5/2025 at 5:06 PM, Firemans4Horn said:

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I know there are jokes about how small his hands are, but his left hand looks freakishly small in this picture. Like one of those small hands pranks where you see how long until someone notices.

Edited by Okie State

#37756
18 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Now this is the kind of shit that may get the dotard to finally stroke out.  Keep it up GNPO team.

#37757
7 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

 

^^^Real

Not real:

2 hours ago, Derka said:

 

 

20 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

Maybe it doesn’t matter either way, but I wish the parody account would get into his feed. 

#37758
5 hours ago, mchookem said:

holy shit his social media team is 🔥 🤣🤣🤣

I have a relative who was ranting about his stuff and how it's allowed, and I reminded of free speech and also that back in the 90s I had to listen to plenty of Rush Limbaugh who said some really awful stuff about the Clintons, and Clinton never went after him.  Went right over the relative's head.

#37761
7 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Hobby Lobby looking white trash bullshit. 

Gotta put up signs, otherwise Trump will forget where he's at.

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#37762

If I'm getting a Peace Prize, I definitely want it to be awarded by an organization with a history  of racketeering, fraud and money laundering indictments.

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#37763
6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If I'm getting a Peace Prize, I definitely want it to be awarded by an organization with a history  of racketeering, fraud and money laundering indictments.

You're being ironic, but those are actual selling points to Trump.

#37764
38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I have a relative who was ranting about his stuff and how it's allowed

"allowed"? I bet they're one of those big freedom and liberty types huh. 

#37765
15 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

You're being ironic, but those are actual selling points to Trump.

Game recognizes game.

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

"allowed"? I bet they're one of those big freedom and liberty types huh. 

Yep.

#37767
54 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

If I'm getting a Peace Prize, I definitely want it to be awarded by an organization with a history  of racketeering, fraud and money laundering indictments.

Did you intentionally omit "slave labor in deadly working conditions to sloppily build stadiums at breakneck speed" or am I getting this mixed up with the Olympics? 

#37768
1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

If I'm getting a Peace Prize, I definitely want it to be awarded by an organization with a history  of racketeering, fraud and money laundering indictments.

I honestly can’t tell whose bribing who here.

#37773
21 hours ago, South Austin said:

"Do you think Biden's stealing of the 2020 election led him to these actions?"

Rep for using possessive in the gerund phrase

#37774
7 hours ago, Derka said:

 

 

5 hours ago, Derka said:

 

I hope someone better than Newsome is the next president, but this is the way to deal with Trump.  Too bad nobody was doing this in 2015-2024.

#37775
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This is exactly - and I mean, EXACTLY - the unironic POV of 99% of my hometown. Indian and all.

#37776
9 minutes ago, austingirl said:

This is exactly - and I mean, EXACTLY - the unironic POV of 99% of my hometown. Indian and all.

This post reminds me Tate Sandell should be kicking for us not the damn Sooners. Another reason Banks needs to be gone 

#37777
18 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You decided that Santa wasn’t real at 6 years old or younger?

I don't think I have any memories of believing Santa was real. I've always had a pretty amazing bullshit detector. 

#37780
6 hours ago, Snake Diggity said:

 

I hope someone better than Newsome is the next president, but this is the way to deal with Trump.  Too bad nobody was doing this in 2015-2024.

Again, not real. Parody account. 

#37781
57 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Again, not real. Parody account. 

Well fuck me.  But still, that’s how Dems should be mocking Trump.

#37784
12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Did you intentionally omit "slave labor in deadly working conditions to sloppily build stadiums at breakneck speed" or am I getting this mixed up with the Olympics? 

That was Qatar 2022.

A World Cup host I am still amazed happened. Even for FIFA that was an amazing low.

#37788
8 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

That was Qatar 2022.

A World Cup host I am still amazed happened. Even for FIFA that was an amazing low.

…right after giving the previous world cup to russia, where delegates across the world were found guilty of taking bribes to give russia said world cup. there is no bottom to fifa’s corruption.

#37789

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George looks like he’s having a grand time 

Edited by Sawbonz

#37792
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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this is fucking amazing on so many levels…the quid pro quo that was no doubt part of the deal, the admission that Cuellar (being the rat fucker he is, which is why Trump’s folks picked him) rat fucked the chief rat fucker, and that they’re numbers apparently reveal such a bad moon rising that they schemed this up in order to win one more seat with Cuellar as a republican.  
 

literally laughed when Cuellar doubled back and topped him. 

#37794
21 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

this is fucking amazing on so many levels…the quid pro quo that was no doubt part of the deal, the admission that Cuellar (being the rat fucker he is, which is why Trump’s folks picked him) rat fucked the chief rat fucker, and that they’re numbers apparently reveal such a bad moon rising that they schemed this up in order to win one more seat with Cuellar as a republican.  
 

literally laughed when Cuellar doubled back and topped him. 

The ouroboros of ratfucking suck.

#37795

 

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

What is even happening here?

KENNEDY center Honors (as 100% selected & administered by) DjT.

I'm 100% certain Trump’s name was placed on the medallion somewhere & the only surprising part is that the Orange Bloviate isn't seated in front / center.

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#37800

I do a terrible Stallone impression that makes my wife dryer than the Sahara. She absolutely hates him now because of it. 

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