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#38154

Trump went on a particularly racist rant at his Pennsylvania rally yesterday. Anybody still refusing to acknowledge his naked racism is simply not paying attention. Its breathtaking:

 

#38155
The kid doesn't have a chance anyway, but finding out he admires Andrew Tate?
 
 
 
 

So Barron has a jackoff guy. Or he’s somebody else’s jackoff guy.
#38156
9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Actually, the problem must be all of you being idiots.

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#38157
7 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Once they stop all foreign tourism is the next step preventing us from leaving?  Not really seriously asking but kind of seriously asking.

Who's gonna want us? I'd say fairly soon the answer will be 'nobody'.

#38158
5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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That's fantastic. El Arroyo?

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#38166
33 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

You will never guess what this guy claims to be in his profile.

#38169
I have no idea who that is and I don’t have twitter. Might be the ‘tism, but is this a joke?

Not a joke. He’s a white nationalist/Christofascist pastor.
#38171
14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

FIFA might have to consult VAR and take his little award back.

Geez, he already stopped like eleventy wars. Maybe he’s just worn out from all of that big beautiful hard work 

#38172
8 hours ago, wood said:

That's fantastic. El Arroyo?

It must be from somewhere else -- El Arroyo has their logo on top of the signage.

#38173
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

 

I'd just about guarantee that it was "Feliz Navidad," by Jose Feliciano, 1970.

But sure, get mad about it now, because Fox News said so.  It's a war on Christmas!  How dare that brown rapist drug dealer wish us well on OUR white holiday!!

#38174
1 hour ago, TexEx15 said:

You will never guess what this guy claims to be in his profile.

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#38179
12 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Of course Barron is an incel.

“If no sex was good enough for Mary, it’s good enough for him.” - Cowboy Church pastor, probably. 

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#38180
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

 

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Goddammit, I really like Branded Bills hats. If they're gonna print this stuff, I'll have to stop wearing them. 

#38181

I don’t know where else to put this. I’ve heard of this Fuentes guy in headlines and stuff but never heard him speak. I saw the Piers Morgan clip somehow and he’s very clearly doing a bit. He’s acting, like it’s not even remotely genuine. Why is he being treated like a legitimate person in all of this? It would be like treating Borat as a real person. Like people who post articles from the Onion and comment on it thinking it’s real. Seriously, what am I missing?

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#38182
1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

Anyone wanna bet the song was Feliz Navidad? 

Or any song that includes Latin or Hebrew. 

They's all messicans of one sort or 'nother.

#38183
4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Or any song that includes Latin or Hebrew. 

They's all messicans of one sort or 'nother.

I'm going to guess this guy is REALLY into Latin. Well not enough to actually learn Latin, but he likes the idea of learning Latin.

#38184

Our long national sans serif nightmare is over.

legibility is woke!

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A cable dated December 9 sent to all U.S. diplomatic posts said that typography shapes the professionalism of an official document and Calibri is informal compared to serif typefaces.

“To restore decorum and professionalism to the Department’s written work products and abolish yet another wasteful DEIA program, the Department is returning to Times New Roman as its standard typeface,” the cable said.

#38186
29 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I don’t know where else to put this. I’ve heard of this Fuentes guy in headlines and stuff but never heard him speak. I saw the Piers Morgan clip somehow and he’s very clearly doing a bit. He’s acting, like it’s not even remotely genuine. Why is he being treated like a legitimate person in all of this? It would be like treating Borat as a real person. Like people who post articles from the Onion and comment on it thinking it’s real. Seriously, what am I missing?

 

I think dismissing it as a “bit” is one of the reasons we are where we are in America today. 

#38188
10 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm going to guess this guy is REALLY into Latin. Well not enough to actually learn Latin, but he likes the idea of learning Latin.

Me? I took four years of Latin. All A's! But you're right about learning it. I got to fifth semester where there are only serious students and discovered just how much I'd failed to learn. My handle is an unintentional monument to that shame. Same story with Classical Greek. My powerful short term memory carried me at the beginning without me even knowing it. 

I am teaching myself Spanish now. I don't remember the Latin palabras, but knowing many forms and constructions has helped. Me encanta estudiar la idioma espanol y apprenderla.

#38189
16 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

I'm going to guess this guy is REALLY into Latin. Well not enough to actually learn Latin, but he likes the idea of learning Latin.

Enough to celebrate the change back to times new Roman. 

#38190
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

I think dismissing it as a “bit” is one of the reasons we are where we are in America today. 

The opposite actually. The fact that society is not immediately recognizing it and dismissing it as a bit is the problem. Why the fuck is he being interviewed at all by a network? Seriously, watch the clip, it's like a Piers Morgan cameo in a Batman movie interviewing a villian stereotype.

#38194
10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Me? I took four years of Latin. All A's! But you're right about learning it. I got to fifth semester where there are only serious students and discovered just how much I'd failed to learn.

So true. 2X National Latin Exam gold medal here prior to college, and in 5th semester of college Latin what I learned was that I was actually terrible at Latin. 

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#38195
3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Me? I took four years of Latin. All A's! But you're right about learning it. I got to fifth semester where there are only serious students and discovered just how much I'd failed to learn. My handle is an unintentional monument to that shame. Same story with Classical Greek. My powerful short term memory carried me at the beginning without me even knowing it. 

So I was a terrible student at Baylor and really only paid attention to the history classes that were interesting to me. Well to get a BA you had to have 4 semesters of a foreign language and I was supposedly 2 semesters and a summer from graduation with only a single D in Portuguese to my name. 

Turns out you can take two semesters of two different dead languages to count as a foreign language. I took a fall and a spring of Latin and then needed two semesters of Classical Greek in one month to graduate over the summer. Intensive Classical Greek from 8-1 five days a week was the worst academic experience of my life. I never want to hear the terms nominative, genitive, dative, accusative, or vocative ever again.

#38196
1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

So true. 2X National Latin Exam gold medal here, and in 5th semester what I learned was that I was actually terrible at Latin. 

How sweet the wine

#38199
19 minutes ago, 'stache said:

The opposite actually. The fact that society is not immediately recognizing it and dismissing it as a bit is the problem. Why the fuck is he being interviewed at all by a network? Seriously, watch the clip, it's like a Piers Morgan cameo in a Batman movie interviewing a villian stereotype.

Trump running for president was a bit, too. The problem is that when enough people like the bullshit you spew and start following you, it's no longer a bit.

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