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#39301
3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:


Because they’re clowns and entertainers, not statesmen.

And their boss LOVES that shit and encourages it.

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#39303

Thing is even with her little story problem, she did it wrong.  going from 10 to 6 in her world should be a %400 drop.  A %600 drop would be from 10 down to 4.

#39304
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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#39305
2 hours ago, CTC2 said:

They are governing like the next elections will be rigged. 

Or that they are going to lose bigly next year.  Gotta get stuff in now before the investigations start.  Remember, Trump may not quite be in an information bubble like what Putin is, where everything he hears is filtered through underlings, but it’s damned close. Trump hears a lot of people under him either bullshitting him or telling him what he wants to hear (both!).

1 hour ago, Okie State said:

What the fuck?

Why does everything have to be a performance? Ruthlessly kill them. Okay Pete.

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Because they’re clowns and entertainers, not statesmen.

And they are insecure.

Whiskey Pete’s career in the military was very odd.

#39309
On 12/19/2025 at 9:37 AM, bolverk said:

 

We're easily distracted by other shit like music, movies, sports, etc., but I won't criticize. It's possible the veil wouldn't have been lifted for me either had I not been fortunate enough to see my own country from afar over an extended period, through the lens of another people, as an exchange student when I was a teenager. Maybe I was already prepped a little bit, because my dad was a history teacher. As a result, my favorite subjects were almost always the social sciences and stuff like that: geography, history, social studies, etc., which may have been reinforced by the fact that I was adopted and always curious about my ancestral roots.

It was eye opening in the 90s and 00s to see Canadians Always displaying the maple leaf flag to not be mistaken  as Americans.

 

Its only gotten worse. Are you Americans? Oh Shit! Do you like Trump? Universal disdain  and constant apologies across the globe.

#39314

I mean…they might make some real cash setting up a Charlie shooting gallery. There is no bottom, so don’t rule it out.

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#39315
47 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Is it interactive?

#39319
6 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Next year:

1:6 packs has an event-used repeat banner swatch

Guaranteed blood stained shirt patch in each box

i’m surprised that Trump hasn’t tried to sell purported pieces of his bloody ear.

Like a piece of the True Cross, or St. George’s fingernail, gullible cult members will probably pay a high premium for their God-King’s relics. The fact that the ear pieces look suspiciously…brown…and that Trump sells enough relics that a minimum of 327 full ears must’ve been completely dissected into small pieces to sell that amount of merchandise - will not be a bar to sales. 

#39320
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

i’m surprised that Trump hasn’t tried to sell purported pieces of his bloody ear.

Like a piece of the True Cross, or St. George’s fingernail, gullible cult members will probably pay a high premium for their God-King’s relics. The fact that the ear pieces look suspiciously…brown…and that Trump sells enough relics that a minimum of 327 full ears must’ve been completely dissected into small pieces to sell that amount of merchandise - will not be a bar to sales. 

I’m sure they’d have no qualms working with (the ghost of) Barry Halper to fleece the rubes. 

#39321
16 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Thing is even with her little story problem, she did it wrong.  going from 10 to 6 in her world should be a %400 drop.  A %600 drop would be from 10 down to 4.

Yeah, what she seems to have meant was the profit margin dropped from 1000% to 600%.

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#39323

Donald over there pretending like he's seen Melania's panties even once these past 20 years.

#39327
22 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean…they might make some real cash setting up a Charlie shooting gallery. There is no bottom, so don’t rule it out.

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#39331
26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

Uh I'm a white dude, don't recall ever having apologized for it.  

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#39332

You never had to apologize for being white, J.D.   But, and specifically you J.D., need to aplogize for being an asshole.  

#39336
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Something tells me that fucking asshole has never apologized for anything in his life, ever.

His god is a disciple of Roy Cohn 

#39337
3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

His god is a disciple of Roy Cohn 

I'm pretty sure JD's god is Peter Thiel.

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1 hour ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

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#39341

These guys are experts at airing grievances that don't actually exist. Everyone's out to get me. Nothing is fair.

#39342
2 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Thanks Joe Biden! Or is it Obama? Who do I blame for the affordability hoax when my 2 rib roast put me back a c-note?20251221_101719.jpg

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#39347

I don't give a flying fuck what Mary Trump or Adam Kinzinger or John Bolton or Anthony Scaramucci have to say about Trump.   Especially Mary Trump.  By her own admission, she was never particularly close to him.  

Until current rank and file Republicans stand up to him, none of this matters.  

#39348
6 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I don't give a flying fuck what Mary Trump or Adam Kinzinger or John Bolton or Anthony Scaramucci have to say about Trump.   Especially Mary Trump.  By her own admission, she was never particularly close to him.  

Until current rank and file Republicans stand up to him, none of this matters.  

Yes, I roll my eyes at all these attention seekers 

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#39349
28 minutes ago, Derka said:

 

 

cutting health care subsidies before the mid terms was a hell of a decision 

#39350
40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

What a fucking clown. He’s going to be so sad when he comes in third in the 28 primary

I wouldn’t count on that. Turning Point USA will get Mr. Erika Kirk into at least second, but probably first.  

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