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#40152

wait wait...ok, hold on...

so you're telling me it's legal and right for a foreign military to invade and arrest an unpopular authoritarian head of state who has been indicted by US courts, threatens his neighbors, and refused to concede an election?? 🤔

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#40153

Why was drug dealer Maduro afforded the right to be arraigned while those blown up on boats were not?

#40154

Because a perp walk of random drug runners was not as good for Daddy Trumps as perp walking the leader of a country.

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#40155

he's insane ....

UPDATED LIST of countries the Trump administration has threatened to invade, annex, or otherwise attack in the 85 hours of 2026 so far:

🇻🇪 Venezuela
🇨🇺 Cuba
🇬🇱 Greenland
🇮🇷 Iran
🇨🇦 Canada
🇨🇴 Colombia
🇲🇽 Mexico

#40163

Since every accusation is a confession, I'm posting an example of what "Trump Derangement Syndrome" actually looks like.

You can see how the thoughts from a right-winger brain morph in real-time.

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Edited by Hank Kingsley

#40164
33 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Since every accusation is a confession, I'm posting an example of what "Trump Derangement Syndrome" actually looks like.

You can see how the thoughts from a right-winger brain morph in real-time.

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Increasing our regional power/influence, but in the process giving up our international influence/legitimacy, is not a good tradeoff.

#40166
7 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Since every accusation is a confession, I'm posting an example of what "Trump Derangement Syndrome" actually looks like.

You can see how the thoughts from a right-winger brain morph in real-time.

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International law is fake and gay.

#40170
On 1/1/2026 at 10:25 AM, LurkingHorn said:

I’ll admit I have a guilty pleasure of grabbing a double cheeseburger after a run or soccer game, but holy moly if this portion about his diet is remotely true, How does one stay alive that long eating that way?

This is a pretty standard diet for many Americans.

#40172
8 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Since every accusation is a confession, I'm posting an example of what "Trump Derangement Syndrome" actually looks like.

You can see how the thoughts from a right-winger brain morph in real-time.

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The Nuremberg trials were next-level gay.

#40175
19 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I bet a lot of MAGA have googled some version of "hemisphere", "western hemisphere", or "my hemisphere" in the last 48 hours.

“Venezuela is basically American.” -Trump

#40177
10 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Since every accusation is a confession, I'm posting an example of what "Trump Derangement Syndrome" actually looks like.

You can see how the thoughts from a right-winger brain morph in real-time.

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You are reflexively non-interventionist but you want us to start acting like a big powerful country that invades any country that interferes with our national interests?

I think it just may be that somebody can, in fact, possibly be more non-interventionist than Matt Walsh.

#40182

SNL needs to do an updated We ARE The World, changing emphasis to WE Are The World, led by all the notable MAGA musical wonders like Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, ad nauseam. All your countries belong to us!

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#40187

Today I learned that black fabric curtains not only block the transmission of any light but the transmission of any sound. I'm going to go have a talk with Dr. Busch-Vishniac who taught my noise control class, because this is a new paradigm.

#40191
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This is how dumb they are

The "Perdue" family didn't own Purdue Pharma. The Sackler Family did. Fred Wellman would be wise to clean up that post.

#40192
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

The "Perdue" family didn't own Purdue Pharma. The Sackler Family did. Fred Wellman would be wise to clean up that post.

Man. Got me thinkin' bout some pain perdu.

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#40197
15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

In other news, I might start booking Hilton properties again:

Will definitely be considering Hilton properties more next time I need a room somewhere

#40200
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

In other news, I might start booking Hilton properties again:

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Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Was wondering for a bit how chicken killed thousands of Americans.

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