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#40202
2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was wondering for a bit how chicken killed thousands of Americans.

It was the Colonel. And his wee beady eyes.

#40206

ALSO DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE MOON FOR TOO LONG OR ELSE THE MOON MEN WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND AND ALSO DO NOT EAT AN ENTIRE PUDDING CUP IN ONE SITTING OR ELSE YOU WILL GET THE DROPSY, AND HOLSTEIN COWS ARE OUT TO MURDER US ALL!

#40209
10 minutes ago, Pancho said:

OK, so if I wanted to enter to buy a sando, they're not going to let me enter? On what grounds exactly? I mean, I get laws don't apply, but don't they have to play pretend constitution?

#40220
4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

ALSO DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE MOON FOR TOO LONG OR ELSE THE MOON MEN WILL CONTROL YOUR MIND AND ALSO DO NOT EAT AN ENTIRE PUDDING CUP IN ONE SITTING OR ELSE YOU WILL GET THE DROPSY, AND HOLSTEIN COWS ARE OUT TO MURDER US ALL!

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#40223
11 hours ago, C-Man said:

The "Perdue" family didn't own Purdue Pharma. The Sackler Family did. Fred Wellman would be wise to clean up that post.

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was wondering for a bit how chicken killed thousands of Americans.

Yeah, I was thinking they must have gotten bad case of Salmonella.

#40224
17 hours ago, Pancho said:

Putting a literal nazi in charge, what could go wrong?

I'd like to think that it'd be easier for an "accident" to befall him if he was abroad trying to govern a country not excited about his presence

#40225
10 hours ago, Red Five said:

Maybe don't get medical advice from the guy who says exercise is bad for you and basically lives off McDonalds.

Jesus Christ this fucking timeline.

If you’re dumb enough to take medical advice from Trump or RFK Jr, you deserve to die.

#40226

With the constant whirlwind of scandal and general fuckery I’ve come to realize Trump and co is just an improv team but with serious regardedness. “Yes and” rules the day of this admin whereas there was some “no actually” or “no because” guard rails during trump 1.

#40228
9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is supposed to intimidate Russia and Iran. Not sure why they are not posting this in Chinese...

And yes, the State Department accounts posting this are real.

(2) США по-русски on X: "Президент Трамп — человек дела. Не знали? — Теперь знаете. https://t.co/t5QvngATg2" / X

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#40229
13 hours ago, speed817 said:

this summer will be one of our last peaceful ones I think. Trump meets with Xi in April I believe, the deal will be brokered, and from there we get (another) attempt at the Reichstag moment sometime in mid to late summer. At that point the sheer hysteria will allow everyone to look the other way while protesters are detained or worse.

That is where this ship is being steered right now. There is no opposing force of any kind. Not internal, not external, and half your neighbors are pieces of plywood.

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good morning friends, long way till friday. Sad, but all that seems true to me ^ someone walk me off the ledge. Who is our hope?

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#40230

So, if our enemies didn't have Mar A Lago under audio, video, electromagnetic surveillance (and they'd be stupid not to), they do now.

#40234
6 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Trump administration is incompetent. Evil yes, but incompetent.

The American people are incompetent.

Ergo, competency doesn't matter.

#40236
7 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

The hope is make your little pile of money and move it and yourself to somewhere in Europe.

(i know this isn't your point here) but it really dawned on me yesterday how turbofucked Europe is. I have an EU passport and could potentially go there soon enough but holy hell what a mess

  • Hostile eastern neighbor who keeps you warm with gas, and won't stop at anything across eastern Europe, the Baltics and Ukraine

  • A deteriorating world which will send waves and waves of migrants from Africa and the ME

  • And maybe I am just slow here, but a rogue state with the world's best military who HAS BASES ALL ACROSS EUROPE.

talk about a bad hand. lulz.

#40237
10 hours ago, Pancho said:

This is so sad

"Have you tried bribing him?"

"At first, no. We did not because we did not think an American President conducted world affairs based on vanity and personal profit. Now. Yes. We have tried bribing him. Yes."

#40239
14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Lots of people need to go to jail and/or have their wealth confiscated.

Oh, I think this is definitely coming. It just won’t happen to the people to whom you hope it will.

#40240
10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Donald Trump has successfully convinced me to root against America. Good job, my man.

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1 hour ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

Sidebar on the CNN Anchor Chick:

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#40241
On 1/5/2026 at 7:41 AM, Pancho said:

Putting a literal nazi in charge, what could go wrong?

He's already running the US. I'm sure he'll do a bang up job with Venezuela.

Trump doesn't have the coherence for strategic thought. I think Miller is making regime-change more literal. I increasing don't think the threats to everybody else are haphazard. We're running a protection extortion.

It'd be a real shame if somebody came to your country and what happened to that poor Maduro guy happened to you. You playin' ball?

We want to be on the ground in Venezuela for their oil. I don't think that part of the Milroe Doctrine will work out. The other countries? You just need tribute. Lot's of it.

Meanwhile, Trump at Mar al Lago sliding around on the shit in his diapers going after personal enemies. Happy happy happy. zzzzzzzz

On 1/5/2026 at 7:41 AM, Pancho said:

SNL needs to do an updated We ARE The World, changing emphasis to WE Are The World, led by all the notable MAGA musical wonders like Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, ad nauseam. All your countries belong to us!

We ate the world. We killed the children.

29 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Lots of people need to go to jail and/or have their wealth confiscated. Or it will just keep happening.

True. I don't see that happening any more than you do:

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I keep imagining if there were only three networks. This scene would be played before a large majority of Americans and then discussed at the watercoolers that still existed. They'd all be in on the outrage. Those days are gone. Hardly anybody sees it. The rest have a hundred other channels to choose from. They're not dumber; it's just the connection to the world has changed from what it was.

President Johnson or Nixon calling Walter Cronkite, John Chancellor, Harry Reasoner (network anchors of the day), or the NYT "fake news" would be absurd. They might be wrong but never fake.

There's no going back, I realize. It's just such a tragic change in the republic's discourse that no person likely foresaw.

It really does look like it's over for this place. These stories sadden me more than provoke outrage. I'm part of a routed army.

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#40245
1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

Navy SEAL and Army Ranger?

He’s also a ninja black belt and is dating a swimsuit model from Canada (you wouldn’t know her).

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#40250

He really thinks the cognitive tests he’s been taking are like IQ tests. And that the former Vice President and the current Governor of Minnesota wouldn’t be able to correctly identify a cartoon horse, or draw a fucking clock.

And in reality he could be failing the shit out of all of these tests and we would have no way of knowing.

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