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#40802
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Yes? It doesn't help if we spread misinformation and, no offense to 3 putt, but he tends to post some questionable claims at times. I went to whitehouse.gov as someone else suggested, but didn't see a video of it. Just trying to make sure when I confront the few magats in my life that I have truth on my side.

If you were actually trying to check the veracity of any breaking news, you wouldn't be using fucking ChatGPT to do it.

#40804

"in which their are"

This is our fucking president. They need to start showing their work. If it's murderers, rapists, violent criminals, etc then publish it for people to see instead of hiding the information.

Oh snap, they can't do that because they can't document the crimes other than the crime of crossing an invisible line between countries.

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#40805
3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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I really hope he keeps this language going because anyone who even remotely interacts with reality knows it’s bullshit.

My MAGA parents found out their Christmas lights guy got snatched when he was over a week late to take their lights down. They reached out and got a sad reply from his wife. First time I’ve gotten a “well, I mean I don’t agree with what ICE is doing” from them.

#40807
11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

FWIW, AI says that photo has not been verified and neither has the Nazi story.

Video from C-SPAN with the same podium:

#40809
2 minutes ago, Derka said:

had jon not left daily show when he did, trump would have never been president. i'm confident of that. he is the single best voice to clarify the losers in government in the country. he would have outweighed every joe rogan pushing things right. but he left and handed that job over to someone with zero talent.

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#40810
10 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I really hope he keeps this language going because anyone who even remotely interacts with reality knows it’s bullshit.

My MAGA parents found out their Christmas lights guy got snatched when he was over a week late to take their lights down. They reached out and got a sad reply from his wife. First time I’ve gotten a “well, I mean I don’t agree with what ICE is doing” from them.

Sorry man, but its a perfect lens into American. Nothing will change until it happens to ME. until then, blah blah blah

I tried to have a serious talk with both my father and mother the last few days. I mean deadass serious. Like I am thinking of leaving again and not seeing you again. Both my parents hate trump, and they are old and can't really care, sure ok, but they have built in defenses to avoid having to face the dark reality.

My mother only gets emotional and angry when talking about how far left the Democrats are, leaving her no one to vote for. Housing subsidies from Harris were just too much. She then labeled me a socialist, at which point I demanded actually proof or validation of this claim. The only thing we landed on was some semblance of universal healthcare, which she also wants. But I am the socialist of course and the Democrats are leftwing, ok then.

The next day my mother was FURIOUS her healthcare now has a $25 copay, up from $0. First time in 15 years. I mean furious. I just sat there in disbelief. I won't bother sharing the other convo.

The boomers scored from 3rd base on a wild pitch. They don't care about other people. You can say you do, but when your emotions and chosen anger are what they are ^ the point is you don't care about other people. You are selfish and tolerate injustice to others but can't take the slightest inconvenience yourself.

I am embarrassed to be here. Living in prison daily and being gaslit by everyone around me constantly. I am exhausted because caring for others is too woke or some shit like that.

#40814
25 minutes ago, staboner said:

Sorry man, but its a perfect lens into American. Nothing will change until it happens to ME. until then, blah blah blah

I tried to have a serious talk with both my father and mother the last few days. I mean deadass serious. Like I am thinking of leaving again and not seeing you again. Both my parents hate trump, and they are old and can't really care, sure ok, but they have built in defenses to avoid having to face the dark reality.

My mother only gets emotional and angry when talking about how far left the Democrats are, leaving her no one to vote for. Housing subsidies from Harris were just too much. She then labeled me a socialist, at which point I demanded actually proof or validation of this claim. The only thing we landed on was some semblance of universal healthcare, which she also wants. But I am the socialist of course and the Democrats are leftwing, ok then.

The next day my mother was FURIOUS her healthcare now has a $25 copay, up from $0. First time in 15 years. I mean furious. I just sat there in disbelief. I won't bother sharing the other convo.

The boomers scored from 3rd base on a wild pitch. They don't care about other people. You can say you do, but when your emotions and chosen anger are what they are ^ the point is you don't care about other people. You are selfish and tolerate injustice to others but can't take the slightest inconvenience yourself.

I am embarrassed to be here. Living in prison daily and being gaslit by everyone around me constantly. I am exhausted because caring for others is too woke or some shit like that.

I didn’t realize you came back to the states.

#40815

Bill Clinton is sleazy but i 100% support him telling congress to go fuck themselves. bring criminal charges if there's evidence of any sort because fuck him, but otherwise fuck those weakass pieces of shit... and i'd make a big deal out of it too, like 'congress has clearly completely abdicated their duties and responsibilities, why would i even waste the time answering anything from them, they're useless!'

#40817
2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

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Haha yeah, if anyone actually emptied their prisons and asylums on the US, it was Castro and fucking Cubans.

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#40819
Just now, TwiceHorn said:

Haha yeah, if anyone actually emptied their prisons and asylums on the US, it was

.....Donald Trump, by pardoning every January 6th terrorist.

And also numerous people who defrauded people out of millions and millions of dollars.

And also the former president of Honduras who was part of a conspiracy to smuggle drugs to the US.

Don't forget that.

Donald Trump has turned more fucking bad guys loose inside the USA than any prior president, by a factor of hundreds.

#40820
15 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

I didn’t realize you came back to the states.

yeah man, came back to take care of parents. Call of duty or run away and save self.

In ATX. Seen some of you guys at Ima's tailgating parties. Hope to catch up with everyone soon enough.

#40821
1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I really hope he keeps this language going because anyone who even remotely interacts with reality knows it’s bullshit.

My MAGA parents found out their Christmas lights guy got snatched when he was over a week late to take their lights down. They reached out and got a sad reply from his wife. First time I’ve gotten a “well, I mean I don’t agree with what ICE is doing” from them.

It might be too harsh, but tell them Anne Frank is watching.

#40822
1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Yeah, because the first state people think about with regards to crime is Minnesota

#40825
1 hour ago, C-Man said:

Pulte sounds like a complete moron.

Maybe Pirro is bucking for AG if/when Trump finally cuts Bondi loose! ;)

Wulaw claims he’s a gotdam genius so there’s that

49 minutes ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

had jon not left daily show when he did, trump would have never been president. i'm confident of that. he is the single best voice to clarify the losers in government in the country. he would have outweighed every joe rogan pushing things right. but he left and handed that job over to someone with zero talent.

Nah, the ppl listening to bro casters weren’t listening to Jon Stewart.

#40831
58 minutes ago, mchookem said:

Bill Clinton is sleazy but i 100% support him telling congress to go fuck themselves. bring criminal charges if there's evidence of any sort because fuck him, but otherwise fuck those weakass pieces of shit... and i'd make a big deal out of it too, like 'congress has clearly completely abdicated their duties and responsibilities, why would i even waste the time answering anything from them, they're useless!'

This Congress can’t secure a contempt conviction or survive appeals before a new Congress is voted in. How likely is the new Congress going to authorize prosecuting contempt proceedings against the Clintons? That’s the real reason for the middle finger

#40832
10 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

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I've been wondering if one of the reasons Minneapolis is being targeted is because of its perceived demographics. (The city itself is ~19% black, ~10% Latino, and 6% Asian, although it gets considerably paler as you traverse the rings of suburbs.) From the tweet, I think Trump is genuinely surprised ICE isn't being met with parades. And, if he listens to the idiots who make up the Minnesota Republican Party, you can understand his confusion.

#40834
18 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I've been wondering if one of the reasons Minneapolis is being targeted is because of its perceived demographics. (The city itself is ~19% black, ~10% Latino, and 6% Asian, although it gets considerably paler as you traverse the rings of suburbs.) From the tweet, I think Trump is genuinely surprised ICE isn't being met with parades. And, if he listens to the idiots who make up the Minnesota Republican Party, you can understand his confusion.

It's being targeted because of the massive George Floyd protests; they are trying to kick a hornets nest because they know the city will react.

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#40835
16 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I've been wondering if one of the reasons Minneapolis is being targeted is because of its perceived demographics. (The city itself is ~19% black, ~10% Latino, and 6% Asian, although it gets considerably paler as you traverse the rings of suburbs.) From the tweet, I think Trump is genuinely surprised ICE isn't being met with parades. And, if he listens to the idiots who make up the Minnesota Republican Party, you can understand his confusion.

Republicans think that Democrats operate just like they do, i.e. Republicans think that the protesters in Minneapolis are paid protesters who've been bussed or flown into town by wealthy Democrats to cause a scene. Because that's what they do. That's what they did on 1/6. That's what they did in response to George Floyd protests. And that's what they're doing now with ICE. They don't have enough guys to handle more than one city at a time, so that's why they've been doing these rotating deployments to different cities as a show of force. They think that if they force a violent confrontation and "put down" the protests, that'll be the end of their political opposition throughout the country. They simply can't fathom that most people hate what they're doing and that the more disorder they cause, the more they're hated.

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#40836
1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

Yeah, because the first state people think about with regards to crime is Minnesota

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#40837
2 hours ago, ImNotMarkinson said:

had jon not left daily show when he did, trump would have never been president. i'm confident of that. he is the single best voice to clarify the losers in government in the country. he would have outweighed every joe rogan pushing things right. but he left and handed that job over to someone with zero talent.

It wouldn't have mattered. MAGA writes him off as a crazy antifa leftist. They think everything he says is fake news. You can beat these people over the head with the truth and they'll deny it if they don't want to believe it.

#40838
24 minutes ago, tx ind said:

It's being targeted because of the massive George Floyd protests; they are trying to kick a hornets nest because they know the city will react.

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#40842
1 hour ago, Tuco said:

I've been wondering if one of the reasons Minneapolis is being targeted is because of its perceived demographics. (The city itself is ~19% black, ~10% Latino, and 6% Asian, although it gets considerably paler as you traverse the rings of suburbs.) From the tweet, I think Trump is genuinely surprised ICE isn't being met with parades. And, if he listens to the idiots who make up the Minnesota Republican Party, you can understand his confusion.

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

It's being targeted because of the massive George Floyd protests; they are trying to kick a hornets nest because they know the city will react.

It’s those things but also geography speaking it’s not a massively sprawling city like LA or overly dense like NYC. It’s a blue city in a blue state that’s just big enough for headlines but not too big so a solid head count of ice fucks can overwhelm and make it appear they are an invading force. (Paraphrasing a tweet I saw with that as the explanation and it makes sense to me)

#40845
4 hours ago, C-Man said:

Pulte sounds like a complete moron.

Maybe Pirro is bucking for AG if/when Trump finally cuts Bondi loose! ;)

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I have also seen credible accounts that Bill Pulte was behind this, as well.

Yeah, Pulte's a boob.

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#40847

Pretty confident that the signage above and on the Oval Office, etc are because the dotard forgets where he is at.

#40848
6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Pure class

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Snell Roundhand sounds classier than Brush Script MT, so there’s that.

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