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#41001
3 hours ago, South Austin said:

We might actually get out of the group stage.

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#41002
3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

10/10, no notes

LOL this is like when I was near the end of HS and had started experimenting with drinking. If I was going somewhere to drink with some buddies and my mom asked me what we were going to be doing I would say some ridiculous shit in the most smartass way, like "oh, you know going to be racing some cars down Greenville, going to the strip club, maybe shoot a little heroin later" And she would always just smirk and say, "ok". She knew I was up to some shit and being over the top was just cover.

Pulling out dumbass high schooler tricks at this point.

#41003
1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Ignore how much Jr’s hands are shaking. Just a couple of dudes at peak performance.

Not to mention the bald asshole on the left wiping his head off like he's been doing manual labor.

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#41004
1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Understood. Does the order (or shit, one of his previous orders/tweets/truths) foreclose citizenship applications by those folks from being processed?

I don't think any new roadblocks have been erected, but it still doesn't provide a path to legal status or citizenship, only a legal bar to deportation, not that that's of much comfort these days.

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#41005
2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

So trying to keep up with the news today

  • Reports that US is preparing to strike Iran

  • Germany sends some troops to Greenland

  • Mobile carrier power outages throughout the US

  • Suspending visas from 75 countries

  • ICE continues terroristic actions on the state of Minnesota

  • FBI raids home of Washington Post reporter

#41006

How more real Christians are not challenging the blatant hypocrisy of these government policies is baffling. That the Christian right is claiming to be doing Christ's work while promoting everything that is antithetical to his teachings just bottles the mind. I can only imagine what you're seeing in Texas churches.

#41007
32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

10/10, no notes

Y'all didn't buy $400,000 woth of xAI last month too? Losers.

#41008
1 hour ago, 956 Worldwide said:

No. Applies only to people actually overseas. No impact on citizenship processing.

Although I think they're doing shitty stuff to citizenship processing for browns and other undesirables, perhaps without a formal policy.

#41009
On 1/12/2026 at 4:26 PM, Pancho said:

Sounds like a good time to buy shares in Megabus stock

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#41010
37 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

10/10, no notes

It's criminal, and she knows it. "The Pentagon doesn't release that information". OK then.

#41011
3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How more real Christians are not challenging the blatant hypocrisy of these government policies is baffling. That the Christian right is claiming to be doing Christ's work while promoting everything that is antithetical to his teachings just bottles the mind. I can only imagine what you're seeing in Texas churches.

Where God builds a church, the Devil builds a chapel.

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#41012

My head keeps going back to a comment earlier back in this thread whose central message was something to the effect of 'might as well let them destroy everything and then rebuild when they're done' - the quicker we all realize THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY'RE DOING the quicker we're going to start stopping the momentum. They aren't tearing down everything we have built because it doesn't work. They're tearing it down because it does work and the trajectory for America does not fit their vision. They know we will never go back to the way they want things to be on our current course, so they're dead set on completely fucking it all up so we are forced to rebuild - and they hope they're in control when that happens so they can finally rebuild it how it should be. This is beyond gumming up or stopping elections. The goal is to enshitten everything and blame it on "others". the war has started, y'all. wake everyone the fuck up

#41013
39 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

10/10, no notes

She's guilty as hell, no question, but I also feel like focusing on shit like this right now is like pointing out that the kitchen floor needs to be mopped while your entire fucking house is on fire.

#41015
20 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Not to mention the bald asshole on the left wiping his head off like he's been doing manual labor.

The top button of that dude’s shirt is the one doing manual labor.

#41016
18 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How more real Christians are not challenging the blatant hypocrisy of these government policies is baffling. That the Christian right is claiming to be doing Christ's work while promoting everything that is antithetical to his teachings just bottles the mind.

Does it, really?

Par for the course for a little over two thousand years.

#41018
8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Make girl dinner great again.

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“Probably gonna save this piece of chicken. Already had a piece of broccoli.”

#41019
2 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

I'm inspired. My one other thing is a wedge of lime.

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Looks like your one other thing is an extra corn tortilla, Diamond Jim Brady.

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#41020
4 hours ago, C-Man said:

I want him to reach the end as much as you but, sadly, I'm not sure how much this will change in the near-term. There's very little chance he's even involved in these matters at this point. Oh, he's for them. But he ain't making many of the decisions. That's Miller and Vought and the rest of the racist ghouls at the controls in this country.

Hopefully, it ruins it.

senate R's ....

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#41021
13 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Make girl dinner great again.

A competent opposition party would have this in an ad on every major network by tonight. Just absolutely zero knowledge of what real life is like.

#41023
9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Looks like your one other thing is an extra corn tortilla, Diamond Jim Brady.

motherfucker over here with two pieces of broccoli just rubbing it in our faces

Edited by Foosters

#41027
2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Ignore how much Jr’s hands are shaking. Just a couple of dudes at peak performance.

Why is Terry Bradshaw sweating like Gary Patterson during a pre conference noon kickoff

#41029
1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

How more real Christians are not challenging the blatant hypocrisy of these government policies is baffling. That the Christian right is claiming to be doing Christ's work while promoting everything that is antithetical to his teachings just bottles the mind. I can only imagine what you're seeing in Texas churches.

Preach!

#41031

I’m cracking up at the idea that these ding-dongs had to run 1,000 simulations to put together the same boring shit my mom served for dinner three 3x week when she was dieting in the 80s.

#41033
1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL this is like when I was near the end of HS and had started experimenting with drinking. If I was going somewhere to drink with some buddies and my mom asked me what we were going to be doing I would say some ridiculous shit in the most smartass way, like "oh, you know going to be racing some cars down Greenville, going to the strip club, maybe shoot a little heroin later" And she would always just smirk and say, "ok". She knew I was up to some shit and being over the top was just cover.

Pulling out dumbass high schooler tricks at this point.

Wait, you didn't go race some cars, hit up a strip club and do some heroin in high school?

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#41035
12 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m cracking up at the idea that these ding-dongs had to run 1,000 simulations to put together the same boring shit my mom served for dinner three 3x week when she was dieting in the 80s.

Hello, brother. Pour a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup over any meat-like protein and let the crock-pot run for 6 hours and that was dinner for any Gen Xer.

#41036
6 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Hello, brother. Pour a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup over any meat-like protein and let the crock-pot run for 6 hours and that was dinner for any Gen Xer.

My wife currently makes this. We're millenials.

#41037
4 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

My wife currently makes this. We're millenials.

Martin Bally‘s wife didn’t, but might have to now

#41038
3 hours ago, Red Five said:

He’s done a lot of unintentional hilarious shit, but not understanding why doctors keep making him take cognitive tests might be at the top. Does he think they just like watching him draw clocks and shit? “Watch this dude pick out the cartoon horse. Fucking amazing. Let’s do it again next week just because it’s so fucking awesome.”

These big, burly, chiseled doctors, much like you'd see at a White House MMA event, tears in their eyes, came back to me with my results and said "Sir, the way you ace 'person, clock, cartoon horse' is like nothing we've ever seen! Please do it again for us, and so can hang your cognitive masterpieces in the Loo!'

#41044
On 1/13/2026 at 1:31 PM, 4th&Five said:

He’s filling up his diaper

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They’re spot on with this messaging. Problem is that the criminals and predators are in the executive branch of the government. Once again, they’re projecting.

#41045
5 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Such as? I don’t doubt you, but none of the high profile bootlickers suffer major consequences.

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#41046
4 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Ignore how much Jr’s hands are shaking. Just a couple of dudes at peak performance.

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#41049
7 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

yeah you would...i don't care what your username is.

one glance of my fleshly perfection, you're hi-fiving.

and then you're changing your username to "twig"...outta respect.

Posts like this make me beam with delight that I report to you as my direct supervisor IRL.

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